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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment 20:00 - Sep 4 with 13015 viewsPhil_S

Seeing as this was being discussed on a different thread I thought it deserved a thread all of its own

What is your favourite moment from 13 years+ of JackArmy.net/Planet Swans?

For me it will always be Paltalkjack's meltdown where he accused me of cyber stalking him and was off to tell the police all about it. Monty was involved too.

I can even remember where I was reading it - was sat in a hotel room in Worthing with slow wifi but tears pouring down my cheeks as he went around in circles!
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:49 - Sep 4 with 1655 viewsdickythorpe

I'm sure some on here used to phone the old bill with their sightings.

http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/Revealed-fearful-callers-haunting-police
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:49 - Sep 4 with 1650 viewsJackfath

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:48 - Sep 4 by waynekerr55

What did they call you? Did they get angry? Did you get a ban? Or did you invite them round for high tea with Dom?


I think they all logged off (or put me on IGNORE) like most of the other boring f uckers on here.

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:52 - Sep 4 with 1644 viewswaynekerr55

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:49 - Sep 4 by Jackfath

I think they all logged off (or put me on IGNORE) like most of the other boring f uckers on here.


I don't get it. You are nothing more than a loveable rogue. Or as I like to say, a SCAMP!

I think people who get angry around you should be subjected to chinese burns

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:54 - Sep 4 with 1638 viewsJackfath

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:52 - Sep 4 by waynekerr55

I don't get it. You are nothing more than a loveable rogue. Or as I like to say, a SCAMP!

I think people who get angry around you should be subjected to chinese burns


I'll nipple cripple the tvvats and hoof them right up their minges if they ever catch up with me.

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:54 - Sep 4 with 1639 viewsjackonicko

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:17 - Sep 4 by dickythorpe

The " forum maturity test"

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Never got further than 20 odd and some would get terribly wound up by those who hijacked it

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Nipples


I've been giggling all the way through this thread as some of these had escaped my memory.

But kudos to the quoted post above. "1, 2 Nipples" genuinely made me laugh out loud.
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:59 - Sep 4 with 1617 viewsHighjack

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:16 - Sep 4 by Phileas_Fogg

I pissed myself reading about your fire juggling neighbour. Monty's trip to the post office and Highjack jumping over the fence one Christmas were also funny as fcuk.


No it bloody wasn't!

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:59 - Sep 4 with 1617 viewswaynekerr55

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:54 - Sep 4 by Jackfath

I'll nipple cripple the tvvats and hoof them right up their minges if they ever catch up with me.


Or would you get Dom to sort them out? To stop you getting DONE?

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:04 - Sep 4 with 1601 viewsC_jack

I remember a certain thread after a poster had finished watching Marley and Me I can't confirm the poster though
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:05 - Sep 4 with 1598 viewsdickythorpe

That Dutch bird who was Vorm's number 1 fan!!! She was only on here for the first season we got to the PL.

Most blokes were infatuated with the avator of herself she posted - most blokes PM'd her as well!!
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:06 - Sep 4 with 1584 viewsMrSwerve

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:05 - Sep 4 by dickythorpe

That Dutch bird who was Vorm's number 1 fan!!! She was only on here for the first season we got to the PL.

Most blokes were infatuated with the avator of herself she posted - most blokes PM'd her as well!!


And don't forget kiisgod

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:09 - Sep 4 with 1560 views_

It's Dav's Stats for me...

(Am I allowed to say that?? No...? Aargh come on, it was just a joke) 😉

I can't believe Scooby Who is Belfast.. genuine shock.

Kevin Mahoney was a legend on here, was he Father Ignatius or something? We'd been arguing for months until we finally met in the Legends night at the Vetch, think Phil took a photo of us with him holding a knife to my throat. Where is he now?

Great shout from Jacko with Stag mad and the Mong haha.

Fancy dress fighting, Smurfs?

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:14 - Sep 4 with 1552 viewsFearOfAJackPlanet

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:09 - Sep 4 by _

It's Dav's Stats for me...

(Am I allowed to say that?? No...? Aargh come on, it was just a joke) 😉

I can't believe Scooby Who is Belfast.. genuine shock.

Kevin Mahoney was a legend on here, was he Father Ignatius or something? We'd been arguing for months until we finally met in the Legends night at the Vetch, think Phil took a photo of us with him holding a knife to my throat. Where is he now?

Great shout from Jacko with Stag mad and the Mong haha.

Fancy dress fighting, Smurfs?


'No baloney Mahoney' was top notch, had a couple of ding-dongs with him myself, but mostly good natured. He was STathanidiot on j.net, note sure if he showed up much on here (Always_RIght?).

Last I heard he was an election candidate for UKIP...

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:14 - Sep 4 with 1547 viewscimlajack

Got to be the "invisible badges" for me.
Caught that thread live,i cried laughing.
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:18 - Sep 4 with 1529 views_

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:14 - Sep 4 by FearOfAJackPlanet

'No baloney Mahoney' was top notch, had a couple of ding-dongs with him myself, but mostly good natured. He was STathanidiot on j.net, note sure if he showed up much on here (Always_RIght?).

Last I heard he was an election candidate for UKIP...


Stathanidiot that was him on here, yeah... He was the Father on the Guestbook.


UKIP candidate? What?? Hahaha....

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:22 - Sep 4 with 1516 viewsPhil_S

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:18 - Sep 4 by _

Stathanidiot that was him on here, yeah... He was the Father on the Guestbook.


UKIP candidate? What?? Hahaha....


Currently a councillor in the Vale of Glamorgan!

http://www.your-councillor.com/kevin-mahoney/

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:24 - Sep 4 with 1503 viewsDarran

One of the funniest threads was the one about the tw*ts arrested at Notts Forest away in 2006.

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:28 - Sep 4 with 1493 viewsItchySphincter

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:38 - Sep 4 by Jackfath

She was acting as Marilyn. She sends her love.

I used to like posting on Y FFrowmmm Cymreag in Welsh and having it deleted as i was ruining the fffforwm.


I f*ckin loved that. Loved your obvious bilingual talents, I think very few saw it but it was genuinely hilarious.

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:31 - Sep 4 with 1483 viewsFearOfAJackPlanet

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:24 - Sep 4 by Darran

One of the funniest threads was the one about the tw*ts arrested at Notts Forest away in 2006.



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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:33 - Sep 4 with 1473 viewsDarran

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:31 - Sep 4 by FearOfAJackPlanet




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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:37 - Sep 4 with 1463 viewsHighjack

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:28 - Sep 4 by ItchySphincter

I f*ckin loved that. Loved your obvious bilingual talents, I think very few saw it but it was genuinely hilarious.


Wales08 nearly had a breakdown on there and banned me for being a racist because I wrote the word clitoris on the welsh board.

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:55 - Sep 4 with 1427 viewsJoe_bradshaw

Such a shame that the classics board never made it over to this site.

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 23:18 - Sep 4 with 1389 viewsforkbeard

Sheriffadz's thread about Dorus was rather classy at the time.
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 23:19 - Sep 4 with 1383 views_

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 22:24 - Sep 4 by Darran

One of the funniest threads was the one about the tw*ts arrested at Notts Forest away in 2006.


Funny you should mention that... Was going through some old emails in work. I try to keep as many as possible for some reason, even read a thread from Phil Sumbler from 2005 too...

But anyway, I've got a letter sent to me from the late, great Rich Lilicrap about that game which I used in court.

Case thrown out....

But of course, there was no case to answer, just horrible police getting heavy and stuck in.

Really strange why you keep bringing this up Darran and why you followed me on Twitter.

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 23:23 - Sep 4 with 1381 viewsSwanseajill

I remember a very late night when Garyjack instigated an away day, and we all went on (was it the Milwall board) their message board.
They couldn't make head nor tail of the jacks invasion.
Garyjack = super poster.
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 23:40 - Sep 4 with 1349 views_

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 23:23 - Sep 4 by Swanseajill

I remember a very late night when Garyjack instigated an away day, and we all went on (was it the Milwall board) their message board.
They couldn't make head nor tail of the jacks invasion.
Garyjack = super poster.


Wasn't Gary involved in arranging "that" match with Annis for the c******f hooligan?

A dark time on here :-(

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