| Cucumber in sandwiches 17:14 - Nov 12 with 4811 views | Deano19766 |
Is there a point to it? Horrible stuff that ruins the taste of an otherwise perfectly good sandwich. Lettuce and tomato, maybe even a bit of mustard or mayo, I can understand. But cucumber? Really? Nah |  | | |  |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 08:49 - Nov 13 with 1427 views | Metallica_Hoop |
Cucumber is great in slightly dry bread.
Raw onion is best though, you can add onion to anything. Occassionally this onion may be red as a treat.
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:04 - Nov 13 with 1409 views | doogi55 |
why would you put cuecumber in a sandwhich with cheese a digrace | | | |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:13 - Nov 13 with 1403 views | paulparker |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:04 - Nov 13 by doogi55 |
why would you put cuecumber in a sandwhich with cheese a digrace |
TBF Dairy Lea with Cucumber is a taste sensation for when you come home after 6 pints and there's nothing left to eat in the fridge |  |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:16 - Nov 13 with 1399 views | TheBlob |
If cucumbers are tasteless what about those f*cking white discs you get in chinese stir fry,water chestnuts are they?Chestnuts??They're as close to chestnuts as rat shit is to licorice.
At least you can put bits of cucumbers on your tired eyes.You try that with hot water chestnuts and you'll be screaming all the way to the 'orspital. |  |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:24 - Nov 13 with 1385 views | QPunkR |
I think the reason most here are staunch anti-cucumber in sandwiches is you're thinking of shop-bought ones. That allows time for the devious green vegetable to make the rest of the ingredients sloppy.
Now, if you're making a fresh sandwich and add 'em in at the end. Delicioso!
And in Poland you eat cucumbers (proper cucumbers in weird shapes fresh from the ground - not the tasteless uniform shat you get here) straight up just with some salt. Tasteh. |  |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:30 - Nov 13 with 1376 views | willis1980 |
Whats the point in cucumber?? Largely tasteless it is just a vessel for transporting water (which it is largely (90%) made up of) into the body.
They put it in sandwiches to give it a purpose, bit like they give SWP the stack of cones to lay out at training | | | |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:37 - Nov 13 with 1365 views | EastR |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 22:38 - Nov 12 by BrianMcCarthy |
A cucumber in a sandwich with any kind of fish is a good and wholesome thing, as long as it's put in just prior to eating.
Tomatoes, on the other hand....? That's just sick. |
I think it must be an Irish thing Brian, I hate both, and anything resembling else 'rabbit food' on a plate.
What I can't get about cucumbers and tomatoes is how anything that's 99% water still taste shite. | |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:38 - Nov 13 with 1362 views | QPunkR |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:30 - Nov 13 by willis1980 |
Whats the point in cucumber?? Largely tasteless it is just a vessel for transporting water (which it is largely (90%) made up of) into the body.
They put it in sandwiches to give it a purpose, bit like they give SWP the stack of cones to lay out at training |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:11 - Nov 13 with 1279 views | MrSheen |
Cucumber is vile. I can even tell when it's been lying on something else and has corrupted it with its evil humours. The last thing I want is a tastier cucumber.
And don't get me started on celery... |  | | |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:45 - Nov 13 with 1257 views | Bluce_Ree |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 08:49 - Nov 13 by Metallica_Hoop |
Cucumber is great in slightly dry bread.
Raw onion is best though, you can add onion to anything. Occassionally this onion may be red as a treat.
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Raw onion is the ultimate in c**t. It takes f*cking horrible and makes me feel sick if it's in salads, even if it's only a tiny bit and I don't even taste it.
It's f**ked.
Cook that shit or you're EVIL. |  |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:47 - Nov 13 with 1254 views | A40Bosh |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:11 - Nov 13 by MrSheen |
Cucumber is vile. I can even tell when it's been lying on something else and has corrupted it with its evil humours. The last thing I want is a tastier cucumber.
And don't get me started on celery... |
I have an otherwise perfectly stable and happy marriage.
However, I had to recently advise Mrs A40Bosh that if she puts celery in ANY dish that is presented to me to eat, EVER AGAIN, it will be instant divorce.
Furthermore I advised her that the fact that "I cooked it differently" makes no basis for a counter argument.
Stuff should be made illegal. |  |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:52 - Nov 13 with 1214 views | gordanoR |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:47 - Nov 13 by A40Bosh |
I have an otherwise perfectly stable and happy marriage.
However, I had to recently advise Mrs A40Bosh that if she puts celery in ANY dish that is presented to me to eat, EVER AGAIN, it will be instant divorce.
Furthermore I advised her that the fact that "I cooked it differently" makes no basis for a counter argument.
Stuff should be made illegal. |
My Mother-in-law cooks a spaghetti bolognese with carrots & celery in it. Just spaghetti, mince, carrots & celery, no tomato, no garlic. It is devoid of all life, much like her really. My wife forewarns me when she has cooked the filth so I can get a curry on the way home. The bolognese goes straight in the bin. |  | | |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:52 - Nov 13 with 1214 views | HantsR |
I quite like the cucumber sandwiches the pages serve up when I go to Buck House garden parties. |  | | |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:59 - Nov 13 with 1205 views | paulparker |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:52 - Nov 13 by gordanoR |
My Mother-in-law cooks a spaghetti bolognese with carrots & celery in it. Just spaghetti, mince, carrots & celery, no tomato, no garlic. It is devoid of all life, much like her really. My wife forewarns me when she has cooked the filth so I can get a curry on the way home. The bolognese goes straight in the bin. |
In the immortal words of Don Logan
No, No, No, No, No, No No, No ,No
feck me Gordano, celery & Carrots in a Bolognese is plain wrong, your mother in law is plain evil
saying that I have known people to put carrots and baked beans in a chilli con carne those people need to be put against a wall and shot IMHO | |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 16:48 - Nov 13 with 1192 views | Metallica_Hoop |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:45 - Nov 13 by Bluce_Ree |
Raw onion is the ultimate in c**t. It takes f*cking horrible and makes me feel sick if it's in salads, even if it's only a tiny bit and I don't even taste it.
It's f**ked.
Cook that shit or you're EVIL. |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 18:33 - Nov 13 with 1164 views | DWQPR |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:47 - Nov 13 by A40Bosh |
I have an otherwise perfectly stable and happy marriage.
However, I had to recently advise Mrs A40Bosh that if she puts celery in ANY dish that is presented to me to eat, EVER AGAIN, it will be instant divorce.
Furthermore I advised her that the fact that "I cooked it differently" makes no basis for a counter argument.
Stuff should be made illegal. |
And any cûnt a that sing songs about celery should also be shot. Love cucumber in sandwiches especially with crab or such like. Now beetroot, what the fûcking hell is all that about. | |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 18:39 - Nov 13 with 1162 views | ted_hendrix |
Cucumbers have rights you bigoted bunch of bastards. |  |
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| Cucumber in sandwiches on 19:36 - Nov 13 with 1130 views | MrSheen |
| Cucumber in sandwiches on 08:49 - Nov 13 by Metallica_Hoop |
Cucumber is great in slightly dry bread.
Raw onion is best though, you can add onion to anything. Occassionally this onion may be red as a treat.
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You'd love it here in Romania. The other night I was given an amuse-bouche of a plate of giant pork scratchings and a quartered red onion. | | | |
| (No subject) (n/t) on 20:02 - Nov 13 with 1111 views | LancsBushRs |
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