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⚽️Wales v USA (European squad) Matchday Thread ⚽️ 22:53 - Nov 10 with 4308 viewsNotLoyal

Liberty Stadium
SWANSEA
Thursday 12th November 2020
7.45pm KO
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Welcome to the Matchday thread for the friendly at the Liberty stadium, Swansea.
The game will be played as a warm up to another warm up game for the USA who are also called the USMNT which is short for ‘United States Might Not Travel’ or ‘United States Maybe Not Trump’ Either way it beats a suggestion that some American guy once said before the 1994 World Cup to then Arsenal manager George Graham, ‘Looking forward to seeing Arsenal in next years cup trophy’ Americans don’t play football, they play soccer, and they have soccer moms, which means the mom of the child takes them and their friends to sporting activities. The child gets safe travel, the mom thinks she’s working and the male friends are busy trying to work out why they can’t take their eyes off the soccer moms, well, you know, her whatever you like. I’m at a loss since Greg Thingy at the FA threw a few words about the other day what to say as a description. Of course these days in the USA these children can be non binary, female, male, an animal or even a space. Whatever they are they still get an immense feeling in the nether regions not dissimilar to a rocket flying out of their tiny spouts when a soccer mom appears. It’s a natural reaction that has gone on since god invented grass and possibly Michu.

The last time these two sides met was in 2003 in San something, a place in the Rockies near New York. The USA USA USA USA USA won 2-0 against an experimental Wales side.We use that term now as it’s something followers of England say a lot, all the time. The most capped USA player is Cobi Jones with 164 caps, he can’t fit all of them on his head at once but he is often found walking round his home town of Whitby balancing at least nine but no more than twelve on his head. The people of Whitby have often remarked ‘ That Cobi Jones eh ? isn’t his head small ? ’ Cobi is the son of Dave Jones from The Monkees, hey hey that name is a bit dodgy boys, you’ve got some democratic explaining to do.


This is the flag of the USA USA USA USA USA.

The stripes in the flag are referred to as stripes, and the stars are referred to as stars. Hence the name Stars and Stripes. The flag was invented by a woman called Betsy Ross, little is known about her other than her great grandson Jonathon never met her. This latest design was done by a lad called Bob Heft when he was a mere seventeen years of age. His teacher gave him a B- for the design. His teachers name was Pratt. The latest flag has fifty stars on it depicting the fifty states of the USA USA USA USA. The U.K. has an application on Donald Trumps desk in the Whitehouse ( is that appropriate? ) to become fifty one.


The picture above is of Donald Trump, president elect to the USA 2024. In this photo he is inspecting his sick bag after flying in to Cuba on Airforce Thunderbirds Six.

Although it’s obvious also In this photo he is about to start singing an old American classic song ‘ Bringing in the Sheep’ which Americans believe is the Welsh national anthem. You can imagine their surprise when Swansea Independent informed them it was actually a song about a sadly now departed chap called Eddie May and his sexually mobile and forward thinking wife Mabel.

There will of course be more on this very important game that nobody cares about, not much anyway, maybe only a little, on Wednesday.

This may include some informative information informing you of some football.


Highlights.
If you have trouble sleeping, watch this tonight.





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⚽️Wales v USA (European squad) Matchday Thread ⚽️ on 14:37 - Nov 13 with 596 viewsReslovenSwan1

It seeed to me the USA had better general skills with soft touch passing and instantaeous control. The Leon Britton / Jonathan De Guzman / Joe Allen feel with exact passing and control. They were happily for Cymru toothless up front.

Wales on the other hand although trying to play propery were hitting difficult inaccurte fast ball pasing with hard balls and hard touch and lack of contriol. Wales improved when Morrell and James came on. Smith was poor and Levitt needs time. Wilson and Lawrence have the wow factor but are lazy in their passing.

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⚽️Wales v USA (European squad) Matchday Thread ⚽️ on 15:24 - Nov 13 with 577 viewsKeithHaynes


Highlights.
If you have trouble sleeping, watch this tonight.

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⚽️Wales v USA (European squad) Matchday Thread ⚽️ on 15:57 - Nov 13 with 573 viewsjasper_T

u21s kick off in an hour. Stream on FAW youtube.
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⚽️Wales v USA (European squad) Matchday Thread ⚽️ on 21:25 - Nov 13 with 525 viewsbuilthjack

One defeat in twelve games now. Not bad.
Rugby have lost six on the bounce.

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⚽️Wales v USA (European squad) Matchday Thread ⚽️ on 21:29 - Nov 13 with 525 viewsKilkennyjack

Our best team is a match for most ...

Hennessey

Williams N
Rodon
Ampadu
Ben

Super Joey

Dai Bookes
Rambo

Bale
Moore
Dan

.....,,,,

Beware of the Risen People

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⚽️Wales v USA (European squad) Matchday Thread ⚽️ on 05:39 - Nov 14 with 478 viewsangryjack

How Levitt and smith are in the squad beats me...useless the pair of them
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