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Right 22:53 - Aug 24 with 9293 viewsMoonshineSteve

Just entered my 50th year.

Anyone got any tips?

I am still Steve but no longer in Dagenham.

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Right on 23:12 - Aug 24 with 7154 viewsHitch

Just a number mate.
Im happier, healthier and hornier than ive ever been.
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Right on 00:20 - Aug 25 with 7093 viewsCroydonCaptJack

I passed that two years ago.
Not sure what tips will do, just live mate.
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Right on 03:48 - Aug 25 with 7042 viewsPommyhoop


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Right on 05:33 - Aug 25 with 7027 viewsCanadaRanger

Consider it as only half way...
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Right on 07:52 - Aug 25 with 6941 viewsDWQPR

Shouldn't that be that you have just entered your 51st year, assuming you are 50 today. Happy birthday, hit mine in April. Nothing changed except that Sandro is now a footballing superstar!

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Right on 07:55 - Aug 25 with 6934 viewskingsburyR

So 49 or 50?

Regardless...Happy Birthday.

Dont know why we bother. .... but we do!

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Right on 07:56 - Aug 25 with 6931 viewsderbyhoop

Watch out for grey pubic hairs.

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Right on 07:58 - Aug 25 with 6925 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Right on 07:56 - Aug 25 by derbyhoop

Watch out for grey pubic hairs.


Especially those extruding from kebabs.

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Right on 08:36 - Aug 25 with 6876 viewsMonahoop

Get ready for the next 50. You'll find yourself reminiscing about the first 50 quite a bit as time goes on, but then I like reminiscing, it's an odd trait of mine.

There aint half been some clever bastards.

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Right on 08:37 - Aug 25 with 6875 viewsbillericaydicky

Steve, I'm nearly 53 and can tell you that lots of people I know have suddenly got ill or died, so remember this is not a dress rehearsal and so in the words of Eddie and the Hot Rods ' do anything you wanna do'.

Get on with life, don't give two hoots about what others think, laugh a lot, be silly and get working on that bucket list.

Oh and do not buy leather trousers under any circumstances.

And visit the pie n mash shop at the Fiddlers a bit more often ;-)

Happy Birthday.

BD - originally from 'Nam.
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Right on 08:52 - Aug 25 with 6852 viewslondonscottish

Make sure you go to Carnival.

I'm 52 now and was 25 when I first went.

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Right on 09:07 - Aug 25 with 6818 viewsWrightUp5hit___

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Right on 09:50 - Aug 25 with 6768 viewsMoonshineSteve

Thanks all.

No, I do mean entering my 50th year.

Pie'n'mash at the Fiddlers is great.

Already have leather trousers but that's cos I am a biker so regard that as reasonable. Only wear them on the bike.

I am still Steve but no longer in Dagenham.

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Right on 10:03 - Aug 25 with 6750 viewshoof_hearted

Euthanasia.
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Right on 10:30 - Aug 25 with 6725 viewsjohncharles

Ah, 50. Those were the days

Strong and stable my arse.

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Right on 11:23 - Aug 25 with 6686 viewswombat

Right on 07:56 - Aug 25 by derbyhoop

Watch out for grey pubic hairs.


depends whos hairs they are ?

turned 50 in june makes feck all difference its just a number

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Right on 11:25 - Aug 25 with 6679 viewsMick_S

Grow your hair really long at the back and get a little yellow sports car.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Right on 11:33 - Aug 25 with 6664 viewsBrightonhoop

Enjoy every day, cut down on the sauce, care less what anyone else thinks, please yourself, and look both ways before crossing the road.
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Right on 12:40 - Aug 25 with 6596 viewsPablo_Hoopsta

Many happy returns mate! 50 is the new 40, they say!
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Right on 13:32 - Aug 25 with 6562 viewsEastR

congrats!

treat yourself and trade the wife in for two 25 yr olds

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Right on 13:32 - Aug 25 with 6561 viewstimcocking

Thankfully not yet.
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Right on 13:37 - Aug 25 with 6550 viewsHantsR

Right on 07:56 - Aug 25 by derbyhoop

Watch out for grey pubic hairs.


tooth picks usually do the job
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Right on 13:38 - Aug 25 with 6546 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Congrats, Steve!

I'm a few short years behind you.

I have no idea which one of my friends are over 50 and which aren't. If you don't care on the inside it won't show on the outside. That's my advice.

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Right on 13:50 - Aug 25 with 6527 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Right on 12:40 - Aug 25 by Pablo_Hoopsta

Many happy returns mate! 50 is the new 40, they say!


'they' being 50 somethings like me!
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Right on 14:51 - Aug 25 with 6461 viewsPablo_Hoopsta

Right on 13:50 - Aug 25 by CroydonCaptJack

'they' being 50 somethings like me!


And as an Aphex Twin fan youre clearly a man of good taste!
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