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Chelski moving 18:35 - May 11 with 25559 viewsHollowayRanger

The Blues want to relocate to Wembley for three years and a £20m-a-year deal has reportedly been agreed.But they have also held talks with the London Legacy Development Corporation (LLDC) about a temporary move to the Olympic Stadium, which will become West Ham's home from next season.It would mean West Ham receiving a significant discount on their £2.5m-a-year rent for the 60,000-seater stadium.

Chelsea are also understood to be considering a switch to Twickenham


Remind me how much are wet spam paying per season?

Listen to the band play!
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Chelski moving on 13:13 - May 13 with 2608 viewsMonkey_Roots

Chelski moving on 12:57 - May 13 by Konk

You need to pick your battles. I’m not an official doctor in the sense that I haven’t studied medicine, but I’ve picked-up quite a lot over the years watching Holby City, ER etc. To be clear, mine weren’t made shelves that you simply fix to the wall, we screwed batons into the wall, glued struts(?) to the batons, screwed the board to the batons using my new power drill, glued strips of board for the fascia, filled the screw recesses, filled them, sanded them down and then painted the bas tards. And I did most of it in my pants cos it was boiling hot that week.


Wait.

You're not a doctor?

Then why am I lying on my side, knees bent with no pants on?
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Chelski moving on 13:13 - May 13 with 2603 viewsKonk

Chelski moving on 13:03 - May 13 by Mick_S

Konk - are you flippin' mad?



We used plenty of glue, but to be honest, I feel happy knowing there are screws holding the whole thing together. And buying a power drill made me feel like a grown-up. My first power tool.

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Chelski moving on 13:14 - May 13 with 2601 viewsR_from_afar

Chelski moving on 10:30 - May 13 by Konk

No, this fridge is fu cking brilliant. It keeps veg fresh far longer than you have any right to expect and it chills beers and white wine like something from a dream. I wouldn’t die for this fridge, but I’d certainly fight anyone who was stupid enough to slag it off when I’d had a few drinks. And I’m not the fighting type. It’s become more of a friend than a fridge. I fu cking love it.


Any lawyers on here? Is it legally possible to bequeath one's belongings to household appliances?

Oh, and while I'm here, do sheep know they are bored? Or are they just philosophical?

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Chelski moving on 13:15 - May 13 with 2598 viewsMick_S

Chelski moving on 13:10 - May 13 by hopphoops

He's left blobs of No More Nails on the wall and his daughter's leant on them and now she's stuck there for good.

No such thing as a perfect new product.


Easily done - looks like he's glued the boxes to the floor as well.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Chelski moving on 13:15 - May 13 with 2588 viewsFDC

This thread is 100% going to be top of the board right through until 2016/17
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Chelski moving on 13:20 - May 13 with 2577 viewshopphoops

Chelski moving on 13:15 - May 13 by FDC

This thread is 100% going to be top of the board right through until 2016/17


It's nailed on.

A magnificent football club, the love of our lives, finding a way to finally have its day in the sun.
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Chelski moving on 13:20 - May 13 with 2571 viewsR_from_afar

Chelski moving on 12:44 - May 13 by LongsufferingR

The finished article looks too creepy for me I'm afraid. I can only imagine the reaction of the kids when they wake up in the middle of the night and are faced with their Star Wars annuals floating half way up the wall.

I might give Anneke a call to discuss it though.


I have it on good authority that her real name is Beryl.

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Chelski moving on 13:24 - May 13 with 2557 viewsR_from_afar

Chelski moving on 13:20 - May 13 by hopphoops

It's nailed on.


*No more nailed* on! Keep up, man

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Chelski moving on 13:55 - May 13 with 2501 viewsWilloW4

Chelski moving on 13:15 - May 13 by FDC

This thread is 100% going to be top of the board right through until 2016/17


Outstanding posts from all involved.. Last couple of pages had me laughing out loud..great stuff.. Thread of the year for me, and it all started with chelski moving...brilliant.!!!
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Chelski moving on 13:57 - May 13 with 2496 viewsdanehoop

Chelski moving on 13:55 - May 13 by WilloW4

Outstanding posts from all involved.. Last couple of pages had me laughing out loud..great stuff.. Thread of the year for me, and it all started with chelski moving...brilliant.!!!


Sorry i had no idea that they were. Did someone post a thread up about it?

Never knowingly understood

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Chelski moving on 14:27 - May 13 with 2465 viewshopphoops

Chelski moving on 12:47 - May 13 by Pommyhoop

Anneke relaxing between jobs.


That is indeed Anneke, modelling the 'Stefan Postma'.

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Chelski moving on 14:38 - May 13 with 2454 viewsTHEBUSH

Chelski moving on 13:03 - May 13 by Mick_S

Konk - are you flippin' mad?



Did you know, you can mix Unibond glue with cement grout and it makes it waterproof.

I used this little trick when I had some plaster come away from a damp wall, btw the building was very old, anyway, problem solved, no more little damp patches.
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Chelski moving on 14:41 - May 13 with 2444 viewsKonk

Chelski moving on 13:13 - May 13 by Monkey_Roots

Wait.

You're not a doctor?

Then why am I lying on my side, knees bent with no pants on?


That's the power of a good bedside manner, 4,000 hours of Dr Kildare and a winning smile. You'd be surprised at some of the situations I find myself in whilst diagnosing afflictions.

Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts

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Chelski moving on 14:46 - May 13 with 2431 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Chelski moving on 14:41 - May 13 by Konk

That's the power of a good bedside manner, 4,000 hours of Dr Kildare and a winning smile. You'd be surprised at some of the situations I find myself in whilst diagnosing afflictions.


I've watched 4,00 hours of Time Team and I can now dig with the best of them. I helped out at lunchtimes on the bypass near my house last year and I was very useful with my trowel. Sped things up no end, the lads said.
[Post edited 13 May 2016 14:55]

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Chelski moving on 14:48 - May 13 with 2431 viewsKonk

Chelski moving on 14:27 - May 13 by hopphoops

That is indeed Anneke, modelling the 'Stefan Postma'.


There's no doubting it's a clever product, but how many fu ck-off, coffee table Chuck Close books can it take? My shelves are currently carrying about eight tonne of outsized art books that I've never looked at, Simon Morgan's autobiography, 3,000 cook books and a shi t load of guide books, many of which concern countries I never ended up visiting. I think your shelves would struggle to compete. My shelves definitely win...I may produce pictures.

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Chelski moving on 14:57 - May 13 with 2407 viewsKonk

Chelski moving on 14:46 - May 13 by BrianMcCarthy

I've watched 4,00 hours of Time Team and I can now dig with the best of them. I helped out at lunchtimes on the bypass near my house last year and I was very useful with my trowel. Sped things up no end, the lads said.
[Post edited 13 May 2016 14:55]


In about 2005, one of my best mates had a one-night stand with a young Time-teamer, and I made myself laugh a lot by saying, "Was it him?", every time the older fella with the grey felt hat appeared on screen. Sharing a flat with me was non-stop megalolz back then.

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Chelski moving on 15:07 - May 13 with 2383 viewsMick_S

Chelski moving on 14:48 - May 13 by Konk

There's no doubting it's a clever product, but how many fu ck-off, coffee table Chuck Close books can it take? My shelves are currently carrying about eight tonne of outsized art books that I've never looked at, Simon Morgan's autobiography, 3,000 cook books and a shi t load of guide books, many of which concern countries I never ended up visiting. I think your shelves would struggle to compete. My shelves definitely win...I may produce pictures.


Going back to my G-Plan unit if I may - I wasn't quite telling the truth as it, or rather, they, belong to my mum, and she literally has four of them side by side. My dad cleverly knocked out the dividing wall in our house and, lo and behold, it gave the impression of a room twice the size.
I don't want to get in an argument with you about who is the best - we would only end up the internet equivalent of those two strange blokes having a dance off in the car park in that price comparison advert on the television (plenty of room on our shelves for the tv). You also may have noticed the sliding doors at the bottom of the unit(s). Full up with records of every size and speed. A true multi-unit.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Chelski moving on 15:10 - May 13 with 2376 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Chelski moving on 14:48 - May 13 by Konk

There's no doubting it's a clever product, but how many fu ck-off, coffee table Chuck Close books can it take? My shelves are currently carrying about eight tonne of outsized art books that I've never looked at, Simon Morgan's autobiography, 3,000 cook books and a shi t load of guide books, many of which concern countries I never ended up visiting. I think your shelves would struggle to compete. My shelves definitely win...I may produce pictures.


And...was it him?

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Chelski moving on 15:10 - May 13 with 2372 viewsMonkey_Roots

Chelski moving on 14:46 - May 13 by BrianMcCarthy

I've watched 4,00 hours of Time Team and I can now dig with the best of them. I helped out at lunchtimes on the bypass near my house last year and I was very useful with my trowel. Sped things up no end, the lads said.
[Post edited 13 May 2016 14:55]


You should have got out one of those little brushes and had a go with one of them.
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Chelski moving on 15:14 - May 13 with 2355 viewsKonk

Chelski moving on 15:10 - May 13 by BrianMcCarthy

And...was it him?


For legal reasons, I can't say who it was, but if wasn't this fella:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/neilholman/6035087765

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Chelski moving on 15:21 - May 13 with 2343 viewsKonk

Chelski moving on 15:07 - May 13 by Mick_S

Going back to my G-Plan unit if I may - I wasn't quite telling the truth as it, or rather, they, belong to my mum, and she literally has four of them side by side. My dad cleverly knocked out the dividing wall in our house and, lo and behold, it gave the impression of a room twice the size.
I don't want to get in an argument with you about who is the best - we would only end up the internet equivalent of those two strange blokes having a dance off in the car park in that price comparison advert on the television (plenty of room on our shelves for the tv). You also may have noticed the sliding doors at the bottom of the unit(s). Full up with records of every size and speed. A true multi-unit.


Four? Fair play. Didn't see that one coming. You've blown me out of the water with that one.

Do your folks have problems with finger prints on the glass doors? We belatedly got a hi-fi unit, one with wheels, and my Dad used to move it from room to room depending on what we were doing/who was visiting; if the wheels were facing the wrong way, it was a bast ard to get it through the deep pile carpet from one room to the next, but you had a bit of respite in the hallway because my Mum to this very day, has some heavy duty plastic sheet taped down from the front door to the kitchen to stop people treading mud into her carpet. Looks very elegant. My Dad used to get the raging hump whenever any off us got finger prints on the glass door.

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Chelski moving on 15:28 - May 13 with 2320 viewsMick_S

Chelski moving on 15:21 - May 13 by Konk

Four? Fair play. Didn't see that one coming. You've blown me out of the water with that one.

Do your folks have problems with finger prints on the glass doors? We belatedly got a hi-fi unit, one with wheels, and my Dad used to move it from room to room depending on what we were doing/who was visiting; if the wheels were facing the wrong way, it was a bast ard to get it through the deep pile carpet from one room to the next, but you had a bit of respite in the hallway because my Mum to this very day, has some heavy duty plastic sheet taped down from the front door to the kitchen to stop people treading mud into her carpet. Looks very elegant. My Dad used to get the raging hump whenever any off us got finger prints on the glass door.


Glass doors - turn it in. Solid wood all round - no veneer in here; but I have to admit you sound like you have very practicable soloutions to listening to music within your family - it sounds a bit like that multi-room thing you can get these days.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Chelski moving on 15:30 - May 13 with 2305 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Chelski moving on 15:21 - May 13 by Konk

Four? Fair play. Didn't see that one coming. You've blown me out of the water with that one.

Do your folks have problems with finger prints on the glass doors? We belatedly got a hi-fi unit, one with wheels, and my Dad used to move it from room to room depending on what we were doing/who was visiting; if the wheels were facing the wrong way, it was a bast ard to get it through the deep pile carpet from one room to the next, but you had a bit of respite in the hallway because my Mum to this very day, has some heavy duty plastic sheet taped down from the front door to the kitchen to stop people treading mud into her carpet. Looks very elegant. My Dad used to get the raging hump whenever any off us got finger prints on the glass door.


Ah, the plastic carpet cover...another bit of 1970's decorating enlightenment. We used to pry ours up, place Panini football stickers in under it and glue it back down. dad would come home to see Stan Bowles grinning up at him.

The beauty of having a brother, our Mom was never sure which one of you to chase round in the wooden spoon wheel.*

*Where she caught one of our arms and attempted to smack us on the ar$e with the spoon. the flaw in this is that you were free to run around in circles. We could always move faster than the spoon so never got hit. It really wore us and the poor Mother out, mind you. Afterwards the three of us would sit down for a cuppa to get our breath back.



[Post edited 13 May 2016 15:31]

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Chelski moving on 15:39 - May 13 with 2292 viewshopphoops

Chelski moving on 14:48 - May 13 by Konk

There's no doubting it's a clever product, but how many fu ck-off, coffee table Chuck Close books can it take? My shelves are currently carrying about eight tonne of outsized art books that I've never looked at, Simon Morgan's autobiography, 3,000 cook books and a shi t load of guide books, many of which concern countries I never ended up visiting. I think your shelves would struggle to compete. My shelves definitely win...I may produce pictures.


1. Well i only have 2 books, both of them being 'Stan the Man'. It shows them off well and somehow does justice to his otherworldly skills.

2. What's the skinny on home bars these days? They had a bit of an ironic comeback in the late 90s, but having lived the past 10 years in Switzerland I no longer have any idea what's in, out or the next big thing. Anyway, i quite fancy one.

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Chelski moving on 17:32 - May 13 with 2220 viewsPhildo

Chelski moving on 15:39 - May 13 by hopphoops

1. Well i only have 2 books, both of them being 'Stan the Man'. It shows them off well and somehow does justice to his otherworldly skills.

2. What's the skinny on home bars these days? They had a bit of an ironic comeback in the late 90s, but having lived the past 10 years in Switzerland I no longer have any idea what's in, out or the next big thing. Anyway, i quite fancy one.


Home bar ?- no people make the inside of a garden shed look like the queen Vic these days and get a geordie man off channel four to come round and make a documentary about it.

My Dad had a much simpler version in the 1970s whereby he kept a crafty half bottle of johnny walker behind a jar of creosote. He could come home piss@d claim to do gardening and apparently magically get drunker. It was years before my mum twigged the whole shed / concealed alcohol thing. Odd as my dads brother - who was to married my mums sister pulled the identical trick for many years. It was harder to spot patterns of behaviour before the internet.

He did once fall on a g plan coffee table and break it in half though .
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