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Up the Arsenal 18:49 - Dec 3 with 3171 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Best puns please

https://www.joe.co.uk/amp/news/bomb-squad-rush-to-ae-after-man-arrives-with-ww2-
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Up the Arsenal on 19:23 - Dec 3 with 3091 viewsMick_S

Bum squad.

Sorry, you said best.
[Post edited 3 Dec 2021 19:24]

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Up the Arsenal on 19:24 - Dec 3 with 3088 viewsqpr_1968

he slipped and fell on an artillery shell......yeah right.

Poll: how many games this season....home/away.

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Up the Arsenal on 19:33 - Dec 3 with 3062 viewsNewhopphoops

Up the Arsenal on 19:24 - Dec 3 by qpr_1968

he slipped and fell on an artillery shell......yeah right.


He was desperate for a Krupp.
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Up the Arsenal on 19:35 - Dec 3 with 3055 viewsdistortR

Jack Wilshire promises to come out firing after mystery ailment solved.

"it's been problem after problem" the former Gunners star revealed. "To be honest, it's been a right pain in the arse. literally"
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Up the Arsenal on 19:45 - Dec 3 with 3023 viewsqpr_1968

Up the Arsenal on 19:35 - Dec 3 by distortR

Jack Wilshire promises to come out firing after mystery ailment solved.

"it's been problem after problem" the former Gunners star revealed. "To be honest, it's been a right pain in the arse. literally"


now thats got a good ring to it.

Poll: how many games this season....home/away.

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Up the Arsenal on 19:48 - Dec 3 with 3019 viewsderbyhoop

Explosive diarrhea

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Up the Arsenal on 20:09 - Dec 3 with 2987 viewsGhost_on_the_Westway

Rectum? Yeah it blew his f***ing arse off!
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Up the Arsenal on 20:16 - Dec 3 with 2965 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

‘Brown Shell in the Ring’

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Up the Arsenal on 20:23 - Dec 3 with 2943 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Up the Arsenal on 19:33 - Dec 3 by Newhopphoops

He was desperate for a Krupp.


Hahaha 10/10
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Up the Arsenal on 20:52 - Dec 3 with 2886 viewscolinallcars

Perhaps it was Fartybumcheeks…
[Post edited 3 Dec 2021 21:08]
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Up the Arsenal on 21:18 - Dec 3 with 2839 viewsBoston

We have managed to extricate the cucumber sir, unfortunately the damage caused will require you to have a salad dressing.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Up the Arsenal on 21:40 - Dec 3 with 2793 viewsBoston

If SAM finds out he'll go ballistic.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Up the Arsenal on 21:47 - Dec 3 with 2784 viewsAirtomoreira

Suicide Bummer
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Up the Arsenal on 00:05 - Dec 4 with 2649 viewsDavieQPR

When his Boss finds out he'll get a rocket up his a*se.
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Up the Arsenal on 03:09 - Dec 4 with 2591 viewsLoftgirl

Up the Arsenal on 19:24 - Dec 3 by qpr_1968

he slipped and fell on an artillery shell......yeah right.


Who hasn't done this? It's an easy thing to do.
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Up the Arsenal on 07:42 - Dec 4 with 2527 viewsWoog

After surgery the victim said:
"I was only responding to a post on Tinder for Dyslexics titled 'Michelle likes Alan'. Next thing I knew,..."
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Up the Arsenal on 08:43 - Dec 4 with 2481 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

He'll have atomic ache after this!

Poll: Expectations for this season?

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Up the Arsenal on 09:27 - Dec 4 with 2450 viewsNewhopphoops

Grapes shot.
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Up the Arsenal on 09:36 - Dec 4 with 2425 viewsMrSheen

Let down by Grindr? You can be sure of Shell.
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Up the Arsenal on 12:58 - Dec 4 with 2338 viewskensalriser

#v2

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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Up the Arsenal on 00:05 - Dec 5 with 2147 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Up the Arsenal on 12:58 - Dec 4 by kensalriser

#v2


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