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at 14:09 21 Jan 2017

The king.

Like, oh my god it’s POTUS
Now he has lots of hair
Coiffured and parted eighteen ways
Why, it goes everywhere.
Some say it’s made from shredded wheat
Some say a plastic mould
An ancient fabled fleece perhaps
You know — the one of gold

Surrounded by the family
All talented and bright
They’ve come to end the misery
Turn darkness into right (Yes sir)
A family of plasticine
A bright satsuma glow
His wifes name isn’t Ida
And nor is she a ho

Conducting all their business
In their glin tin golden tower
The Trump-team been assembled
Sharing out the power
to sons and shiny daughters
and pappy is the boss
A bigot here a tycoon there
Corporate goons and dross

Mexicans and Mozz lims
The Don he hates them all
And to keep them off our sacred land
He’s gonna rect a wall (Thass right)
He says he’ll build it sturdy
To block the hombres way
But it aint gonna cost a dime
Coz Mexicos gonna pay.

Bigoted embarrassment
Or symbol of the right
O’limpic standard charlatan
Or star so spangly bright
Leader of the free world
Co-mander in Chief
Billionaire and businessman
Or god-damn pussy thief

From Cletus down in Tenessee
To Hank in Illinois
They voted for the Trumpman
And how it brings them joy
to see the US great again
Restore some god-damn pride
But things will sho turn ugly tho
When it turns out he lahd

With camo smocks-n- gunz-n-sh*t
They all load up the truck
haul-ass it up to DeeCee
Track down that yankee fnck

Cletus takes a huntn-knife
The Don squeals like a pig
And begs and blubs and offers cash to spare his golden wig.
But ol Cletus he just workin now and calmly says the prayer
And with a proud God Bless America
he takes some bloodied hair.

They’ll member him in Austin
and down in Baton Rouge
The orange dude with piggy eyes
Perhaps they’ll sing the blues
bout the fella in the tower, the guy with all the bling
Not content with all he had, just had to be
The king.

[Post edited 21 Jan 2017 14:11]

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2nd Referendum Announced
at 20:42 26 Jun 2016

If that happened - what would be the outcome?

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For Sale
at 16:55 28 Mar 2015

Centenary season goalkeepers jersey in mustard/sand & black (sleeves), size large. Has all the labels and original packaging (plastic bag) and the elbow patches. Just noticed after all this time that it has 'The Jacks' embossed on the back in small writing.

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Apolgy from Mr Monk please.
at 18:56 20 Oct 2014

I like the guy but, he's made an error and needs to make that clear to the player involved, the ref and Stoke City.

Moses still threw himself to the floor but there's a difference between letting the ref know that you've been impeded and 'cheating'.

Garry - do your club a service and publicly apologise. Take it on the chin and move on having learn't a lesson.

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Character
at 23:00 16 Sep 2013

There is so much character in this team. Liverpool dominated the first 25 mins of that game and we gave them two goals yet we finished well on top tonight. Routledge my MOM, just knows how to play football. Britton is a proper legend and Davies superb - but they all were tbh. Best I've seen us play for a long time. Thought Liverpool looked very good but we imposed ourselves on them and they were quite frankly on their r siz by the end.

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