The king. Like, oh my god it’s POTUS Now he has lots of hair Coiffured and parted eighteen ways Why, it goes everywhere. Some say it’s made from shredded wheat Some say a plastic mould An ancient fabled fleece perhaps You know — the one of gold Surrounded by the family All talented and bright They’ve come to end the misery Turn darkness into right (Yes sir) A family of plasticine A bright satsuma glow His wifes name isn’t Ida And nor is she a ho Conducting all their business In their glin tin golden tower The Trump-team been assembled Sharing out the power to sons and shiny daughters and pappy is the boss A bigot here a tycoon there Corporate goons and dross Mexicans and Mozz lims The Don he hates them all And to keep them off our sacred land He’s gonna rect a wall (Thass right) He says he’ll build it sturdy To block the hombres way But it aint gonna cost a dime Coz Mexicos gonna pay. Bigoted embarrassment Or symbol of the right O’limpic standard charlatan Or star so spangly bright Leader of the free world Co-mander in Chief Billionaire and businessman Or god-damn pussy thief From Cletus down in Tenessee To Hank in Illinois They voted for the Trumpman And how it brings them joy to see the US great again Restore some god-damn pride But things will sho turn ugly tho When it turns out he lahd With camo smocks-n- gunz-n-sh*t They all load up the truck haul-ass it up to DeeCee Track down that yankee fnck Cletus takes a huntn-knife The Don squeals like a pig And begs and blubs and offers cash to spare his golden wig. But ol Cletus he just workin now and calmly says the prayer And with a proud God Bless America he takes some bloodied hair. They’ll member him in Austin and down in Baton Rouge The orange dude with piggy eyes Perhaps they’ll sing the blues bout the fella in the tower, the guy with all the bling Not content with all he had, just had to be The king. [Post edited 21 Jan 2017 14:11]
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