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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread 14:20 - Mar 27 with 45332 viewsMonkey_Roots

There is a phenomena of criminals returning to the crime scene to observe how their handiwork is dealt with. In some cases the perpetrators are thought to experience a kind of perverse thrill, reliving the crime and experience over again in their mind.

And so, Laird and Roberts - the Brum Bandits – the arsonists who burnt season 22/23 to the ground, return to the scene of their horrific crimes to sift through the ashes to see if there is any trace evidence left behind of their time at Loftus Road. Maybe they will revel in the looks of horror on the faces of the gathering masses, or the shaking of the heads from hardened veterans who thought they had seen everything, but were shocked at what they saw inside?

The looks of horror though are to be found on their own faces as they cross the line and lay eyes upon a very different scene... this is definitely not what they were expecting.

There are no chalk outlines in the shape of Gareth Ainsworth or Neil Critchley, no sobbing loved ones desperately clutching at a soiled Tyler Roberts shirt, or a dumbstruck forensic accountant trying to justify how they were duped into spending money on absolute toss... No, The scene is, well, lovely and green... the faces are a mixture of hope and happiness... the site isn't a vacuous, charred mess... the manager is commanding, strong and looks like he knows exactly what he's doing.

Panic sets in, it wasn't supposed to be this way!

In unison, already fresh out of ideas of what to do next, like muscle memory, what happens to Laird and Roberts when faced with uncertainty or difficulty, happens again - they both sit down and shake their heads... 'It's the calf again guv' is barely audible above the din from the masses who aren't even booing, they're laughing... and Laird and Roberts, as they trudge off the pitch give a faint clap as some kind of acknowledgment. This is rejected though, the people vs Laird and Roberts is over, the judgement was passed down - they were found guilty, although they felt none, and sentenced to a career of nothingness.

3 to the R's - 1 to the Arsonists.

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:57 - Mar 29 with 3222 viewsR_from_afar

FT. Oh my life, we did it, we won!

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:57 - Mar 29 with 3199 viewsBluce_Ree

A stranger just made me pregnant and I'm not even there.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:57 - Mar 29 with 3196 viewsDaBurgh

The boy Dunne good. Nothing more to say.
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:58 - Mar 29 with 3157 viewsloftboy

FT we dropped into the bottom 3 when they scored now huge daylight

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:58 - Mar 29 with 3158 viewsQuillPenRiot

YEESSSSSSS!!! GET IN!!!!!
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:58 - Mar 29 with 3150 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Immense result.

MOM Irish Cafu for me.

Though JSC and Cook were excellent too.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:58 - Mar 29 with 3137 viewsDorse

Yep. That'll do.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:58 - Mar 29 with 3115 viewsRs_Holy

Get in Rangers…. Fabulous result given we went behind in the 2nd half
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:58 - Mar 29 with 3093 viewsMatch82

Might be the easiest motm decision all year
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:59 - Mar 29 with 3079 viewsDamo1962

Happy Easter everyone 😁
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:59 - Mar 29 with 3080 viewsSpaceman_P

Dunne and Dusted!! until Monday
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:59 - Mar 29 with 3065 viewsMonkey_Roots

Delirious
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:59 - Mar 29 with 3060 viewsQPRSteve

They make you sweat this team don't they?
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 17:00 - Mar 29 with 3025 viewsJimmyR

Big big win, 2 goals came from behind…. Look like a proper team. Maybe we can have some nice things
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 17:00 - Mar 29 with 3002 viewsDamo1962

Butter my Parsnips and call me Wanda 😂
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 17:00 - Mar 29 with 2999 viewsBluce_Ree

From my cock.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 17:01 - Mar 29 with 2952 viewsstrikerace

Massive result, Dunne Dunne Dunne!
Sinclair should be upfront the rest of the season
4 pts clear now and with the best goal diff

In Marti we trust!
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 17:02 - Mar 29 with 2895 viewsDylanP

Brilliant comeback win. Love it!!

Well done lads. Character and courage

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 17:02 - Mar 29 with 2853 viewsSherryHoop

That was so tense.

Jimmy Dunne had a great game and then that strike.

Shout out to Cook and JCS.

Brilliant hold up play at the end.

Totally deserved it but thought we were going to waste the chance.
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 17:03 - Mar 29 with 2786 viewsJuzzie

Apart from Stoke I’d say all the results went our way. I’ll take that.

Jeez, what a crazy day.

You R’ss!
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 17:03 - Mar 29 with 2774 viewsDorse

We're only a point away from the Promised Land (of 16th)!*



* Other Promised Lands may be available. Please consult your club Prophet for details.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 17:05 - Mar 29 with 2684 viewsSpaceman_P

sorry mate, can't predict just yet!!!
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 17:05 - Mar 29 with 2655 viewsHarbour

Get in great performance and result…and breathe!
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 17:07 - Mar 29 with 3535 viewsJAPRANGERS

Fkin hell, 2 am here and I think I woke everybody up in my apartment block with my shouts and screams at Dunne's goal!
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 17:08 - Mar 29 with 3527 viewsSpaceman_P

The team needs MORE work though guys. Jimmy got us over the line.

But some serious stuff needs to be dealt with before Monday.

Chair, Willock, Andersen were all off pace today.

Monday, Smyth needs to start.
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