Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 820224 views | Boston | What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive? A Volts Wagon. | |
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Corny Joke Warning on 11:26 - Aug 30 with 13950 views | dontknowitall | Several All Blacks rugby players have had their laptops' security breached in New Zealand. Computer experts say it was probably a haka | | | |
Corny Joke Warning on 12:14 - Aug 30 with 13890 views | NW10Hoop | What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones Trombones | | | |
Corny Joke Warning on 13:10 - Aug 30 with 13820 views | A40Bosh | I told the wife last night to quickly pack her bags as I had just won £5m on the lottery. "Where are we off to? "she asked and I replied... "Go where ever you like, but I'm buying your share of the house!" | |
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Corny Joke Warning on 13:10 - Aug 30 with 13821 views | timcocking | Shocking. | | | |
Corny Joke Warning on 13:16 - Aug 30 with 13809 views | Dorse | Albinos, eh? Can't say fairer than that. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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Corny Joke Warning on 13:26 - Aug 30 with 13784 views | headhoops | I met a new girlfriend who told me she had a weak heart. I told her to lie on her side and I would miss it. where do policemen live? In Letsbe Avenue. | |
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Corny Joke Warning on 13:46 - Aug 30 with 13741 views | BazzaInTheLoft | Went to the boozer the other day and saw Vincent Van Gogh sat in the corner. I shouted ‘Fancy a pint Vincent?’ He replies ‘No thanks mate, I’ve got one ear’ | | | |
Corny Joke Warning on 13:50 - Aug 30 with 13737 views | R_from_afar | How do you titillate an ocelot? v v v v v v v v v v v v v v You oscillate its t1t a lot. RFA (desperately seeking his coat) | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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Corny Joke Warning on 14:04 - Aug 30 with 13712 views | Boston | What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs. | |
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Corny Joke Warning on 14:19 - Aug 30 with 13690 views | FDC | Working at the Job Centre has to be a tense job, knowing that if you get fired you still have to come in the next day (c) Adam Rowe | | | |
Corny Joke Warning on 15:18 - Aug 30 with 13630 views | Esox_Lucius | I went to a party dressed as an oven. My mate came dressed as an oven too. " I thought you were coming as a parrot" I said. " No" he replied. " I said I was coming as a cooker too" [Post edited 30 Aug 2018 16:09]
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| The grass is always greener. |
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Corny Joke Warning on 15:19 - Aug 30 with 13627 views | BazzaInTheLoft | Congratulations to Danny Welbeck’s Dad Stan for 30 years loyal service in the bomb disposal squad. | | | |
Corny Joke Warning on 16:42 - Aug 30 with 13540 views | Ashdown_Ranger |
Corny Joke Warning on 15:18 - Aug 30 by Esox_Lucius | I went to a party dressed as an oven. My mate came dressed as an oven too. " I thought you were coming as a parrot" I said. " No" he replied. " I said I was coming as a cooker too" [Post edited 30 Aug 2018 16:09]
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Another parrot related joke (which works better spoken)... ---------- Two flat-sharing girls recovering after a wild party the night before. 1st girl: "Streuth, my mouth feels like the bottom of a parrot's cage!" 2nd girl: "I'm not surprised, you had a cockatoo in there last night!" | | | |
Corny Joke Warning on 21:30 - Aug 30 with 13386 views | OldPedro | My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face... Just found out my uncle has left me a stately home in his will. I have no idea where Sod Hall is, I'm just off to Google it now! | |
| Extra mature cheddar......a simple cheese for a simple man |
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Corny Joke Warning on 21:58 - Aug 30 with 13344 views | Esox_Lucius | I walked past our local cemetery before work today and I saw someone I knew standing behind one of the headstones. "Morning" I shouted. "Nah, just having a sly piss" came the reply. [Post edited 31 Aug 2018 10:13]
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Corny Joke Warning on 22:06 - Aug 30 with 13326 views | 2Thomas2Bowles | Husband to wife Fancy a shag Wife, No I am seeing the gynecologist in the morning and I want to be fresh Husband, You won't be seeing the dentist then | |
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Corny Joke Warning on 22:11 - Aug 30 with 13329 views | TW_R |
Corny Joke Warning on 22:06 - Aug 30 by 2Thomas2Bowles | Husband to wife Fancy a shag Wife, No I am seeing the gynecologist in the morning and I want to be fresh Husband, You won't be seeing the dentist then |
I bought some dehydrated water, but i dont know what to add. | | | |
Corny Joke Warning on 22:17 - Aug 30 with 13319 views | Boston | What do you call bears with no ears? B. | |
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Corny Joke Warning on 22:18 - Aug 30 with 13316 views | northampton_hoop | Two birds sat on a perch, one says to the other “can you smell fish?” | | | |
Corny Joke Warning on 22:43 - Aug 30 with 13284 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
Corny Joke Warning on 22:18 - Aug 30 by northampton_hoop | Two birds sat on a perch, one says to the other “can you smell fish?” |
I went to Anfield the other day to watch a match. A scouse lad said, 'Can I mind your car for you mister?' I said, 'No! And for your information, there's a Rottweiler in the back.' The lad said: 'Can he put out fires ? | |
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Corny Joke Warning on 22:56 - Aug 30 with 13268 views | Dorse | What is the difference between a catfish and a Chelsea fan? One is a scum-sucking bottom-dweller and the other is a catfish. [Post edited 30 Aug 2018 22:57]
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| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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Corny Joke Warning on 22:56 - Aug 30 with 13262 views | 2Thomas2Bowles | I crashed into the back of a car today a dwarf got out and said "I'm not happy" - so I said "which one are you then?" | |
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Corny Joke Warning on 23:21 - Aug 30 with 13234 views | 2Thomas2Bowles | Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack. | |
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Corny Joke Warning on 23:36 - Aug 30 with 13229 views | northampton_hoop | What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff. A man with a bit of wood on his head? Edwood. A man stood between two houses? Ally A man with no shin bones? Tony. A women with one leg longer than the other? Ilean. | | | |
Corny Joke Warning on 08:51 - Aug 31 with 13084 views | Mick_S | I saw a pair of knickers today - on the front it said, 'I would do anything for love' and on the back it said 'but I won't do that'" - Sarah Millican. Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes [Post edited 31 Aug 2018 8:53]
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| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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