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Official Ashes Thread. 14:35 - Nov 20 with 10258 viewsshandyjack

im going for 3-1 England victory, Broad Player of the series

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Official Ashes Thread. on 17:44 - Dec 7 with 1478 viewsPhil_S

Official Ashes Thread. on 17:35 - Dec 7 by exiledclaseboy

Shocking level of ineptitude. We're making Johnson look like Dennis Lillee


Three innings on two pitches like that and not to pass 200 is just plain criminal.

The bowling this mornng looked equally as inept but when the batsmen have left you 400 behind you really have no chance
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Official Ashes Thread. on 18:00 - Dec 7 with 1467 viewsexiledclaseboy

Root and Pietersen's shots to get themselves out in the morning were ridiculous. Carberry's was as well, but at least he'd scored 60 before doing it.

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Official Ashes Thread. on 18:44 - Dec 7 with 1450 viewsCountyJim

Official Ashes Thread. on 14:52 - Dec 7 by WarwickHunt

Aye - because averaging almost 50 as an opening batsman without a helmet in a very long test career meant he was sh1t scared of fast bowling...

Christ on a f*cking bike.



Spot on one of the greats ok not the most pleasant person but tells it how it is and people dont like that
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Official Ashes Thread. on 20:53 - Dec 7 with 1441 viewsorion3016

Official Ashes Thread. on 14:52 - Dec 7 by WarwickHunt

Aye - because averaging almost 50 as an opening batsman without a helmet in a very long test career meant he was sh1t scared of fast bowling...

Christ on a f*cking bike.



Same guy who hid in the dressing room and feigned injury against the windies

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Official Ashes Thread. on 13:41 - Dec 8 with 1418 viewspansypants

Is Root the next Bell? Husain and Warne were incredibly positive about him.

Mitchell Johnson has been superb.

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Official Ashes Thread. on 18:00 - Dec 8 with 1396 viewsCountyJim

Official Ashes Thread. on 20:53 - Dec 7 by orion3016

Same guy who hid in the dressing room and feigned injury against the windies


What a strange statement played 108 tests a quarter of them where against the Windies with an average of 46 only played more test v the Aussies which included Lillee and Thomson who used to bowl quite fast mind
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Official Ashes Thread. on 02:06 - Dec 9 with 1375 viewsSwansNZ

well that didn't take long for the Aussies to clear up the last 4 wickets today - nor the other 36 England have lost in the first 2 tests - what has happened to the English batting?

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Official Ashes Thread. on 03:35 - Dec 9 with 1371 viewsorion3016

Official Ashes Thread. on 02:06 - Dec 9 by SwansNZ

well that didn't take long for the Aussies to clear up the last 4 wickets today - nor the other 36 England have lost in the first 2 tests - what has happened to the English batting?


Rabbits in headlights
Ashes defeat looking inevitable

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Official Ashes Thread. on 12:17 - Dec 9 with 1350 viewsFearOfAJackPlanet

FAO Stuart Broad.

I guess it was around the time I was playing for Swansea Schoolboys that I learnt that, if you've pulled/hooked a fast bowler for 4/6, that he's going to come in next ball and pop it up to tempt your fevered ego into going for it again in the hope of getting you out.

It's a shame you've seemingly got to this stage of your career before you realised this; you utter utter clunge.

Swinging for 6s in the first over of the day...honest.to.f*ck.
[Post edited 9 Dec 2013 12:18]

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Official Ashes Thread. on 12:44 - Dec 9 with 1338 viewsorion3016

If you line up both teams 1-11 and compare on current form to pick the best, I can't find a single England player better than the Aussie counterpart
Surely based on that statistic there is no way back

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Official Ashes Thread. on 13:14 - Dec 9 with 1332 viewspansypants

Cook (and England) are in the last chance saloon. In 2005 Vaughan struggled then made a ton in the 3rd Test. I would like to see Cook do this but I fear another failure from him and that will be that.

Still there's an optimist in me that thinks we can win the next 3 Tests. It isnt over quite just yet!

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Official Ashes Thread. on 13:25 - Dec 9 with 1329 viewsWarwickHunt

Official Ashes Thread. on 12:17 - Dec 9 by FearOfAJackPlanet

FAO Stuart Broad.

I guess it was around the time I was playing for Swansea Schoolboys that I learnt that, if you've pulled/hooked a fast bowler for 4/6, that he's going to come in next ball and pop it up to tempt your fevered ego into going for it again in the hope of getting you out.

It's a shame you've seemingly got to this stage of your career before you realised this; you utter utter clunge.

Swinging for 6s in the first over of the day...honest.to.f*ck.
[Post edited 9 Dec 2013 12:18]


Innit. Schoolboy stuff.

Putting a man at deep backward square and then bowling a yorker is another sucker punch. Not needed against Broad though; probably too subtle. The massive f*cking tw@t.
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Official Ashes Thread. on 13:27 - Dec 9 with 1324 viewsWarwickHunt

Official Ashes Thread. on 13:14 - Dec 9 by pansypants

Cook (and England) are in the last chance saloon. In 2005 Vaughan struggled then made a ton in the 3rd Test. I would like to see Cook do this but I fear another failure from him and that will be that.

Still there's an optimist in me that thinks we can win the next 3 Tests. It isnt over quite just yet!


Speechless.
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Official Ashes Thread. on 13:38 - Dec 9 with 1320 viewsJoe_bradshaw

Official Ashes Thread. on 13:14 - Dec 9 by pansypants

Cook (and England) are in the last chance saloon. In 2005 Vaughan struggled then made a ton in the 3rd Test. I would like to see Cook do this but I fear another failure from him and that will be that.

Still there's an optimist in me that thinks we can win the next 3 Tests. It isnt over quite just yet!


The next test is at the WACA which is a very fast wicket and Mitchell Johnson's home ground.

God help England.

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Official Ashes Thread. on 14:09 - Dec 9 with 1313 viewsperchrockjack

Not 3-1 then.
Whinging Boycott is really quite correct

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Official Ashes Thread. on 14:22 - Dec 9 with 1303 viewsorion3016

Official Ashes Thread. on 14:09 - Dec 9 by perchrockjack

Not 3-1 then.
Whinging Boycott is really quite correct


The ashes will be in Aussies hands in about 8 days

Be over there now after

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Official Ashes Thread. (n/t) on 20:40 - Dec 9 with 1280 viewspansypants

Official Ashes Thread. on 13:25 - Dec 9 by WarwickHunt

Innit. Schoolboy stuff.

Putting a man at deep backward square and then bowling a yorker is another sucker punch. Not needed against Broad though; probably too subtle. The massive f*cking tw@t.


[Post edited 9 Dec 2013 21:10]

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Official Ashes Thread. on 17:45 - Dec 12 with 1253 viewsorion3016

Anyone expecting anything other than 3-0?

bit more sociable hours in this test

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Official Ashes Thread. on 18:13 - Dec 12 with 1252 viewsswanny

I'm only glad I'm not out there....I fear it's gonna dismal late night viewing

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Official Ashes Thread. on 08:50 - Dec 13 with 1229 viewsorion3016

Up until recently Steve Smith was batting at 7 & just being picked as he was keen in the field
Fair play he's developed into a decent batsman

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Official Ashes Thread. on 10:38 - Dec 13 with 1220 viewsItchySphincter

Are we struggling yet? Started quite well this morning.

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Official Ashes Thread. on 13:20 - Dec 13 with 1212 viewspansypants

Big knock needed from Cook, I'm really looking at him to lead by example in this Test and get all the "experts" in the commentary box off his back. Blofeld is getting annoying now on the Radio, time to pension him off or get Yewtree onto him......

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Official Ashes Thread. on 14:12 - Dec 13 with 1201 viewsWarwickHunt

Official Ashes Thread. on 08:50 - Dec 13 by orion3016

Up until recently Steve Smith was batting at 7 & just being picked as he was keen in the field
Fair play he's developed into a decent batsman


Sorry, that's bollox...
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Official Ashes Thread. on 20:21 - Dec 13 with 1173 viewsorion3016

Official Ashes Thread. on 14:12 - Dec 13 by WarwickHunt

Sorry, that's bollox...


Thank you for your constructive debate

Numpty

Be over there now after

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Official Ashes Thread. on 00:28 - Dec 14 with 1158 viewsWarwickHunt

Official Ashes Thread. on 20:21 - Dec 13 by orion3016

Thank you for your constructive debate

Numpty


From the utter f*ckwit who thought Boycott was scared of fast bowling and the Aussies selected someone for their fielding.

You really are utterly f*cking clueless.
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