| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread THE COLIN CONCLUSION 00:09 - Mar 4 with 17556 views | NotLoyal |
It’s another old head coming to the Liberty, Wacky Warnock, AKA Colin is on his way on his toy train and squeaky horn.
Swansea City v Middlesbrough
Saturday 6th March 2021
Liberty Stadium
Kick Off 3pm
Match Officials
GAVIN WARD
Adam Crysell and Matthew Jones
Fourth Official : Trevor Kettle
Fourth official Trevor Kettle is looking forward to meeting up with his old pal Alan Curtis, sometimes they laugh so much about Alan knowing where the kettle is they soil themselves and have to wash their hands. Alan of course is an MBE. ( Malted Biscuits Everytime )
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Middlesbrough blow hot and cold, it’s because they are from the north ish. There will be a full Friday round up and more tears from the clown to come.
Middlesbrough have a manager called Neil Warnock, Neil lives in Cornwall, which is not too far away from Middlesbrough. Neil has lived in Cornwall since before now, he recently lived there a lot due to the fact there wasn’t any football. But then, he didn’t have much football to do either, he was like a boat without a rudder, a car without a wheel, a biscuit without the chocolate. In fact he was like a man without a penis. Neil has a big penis, he waves it about a lot. On Thursdays he waves it about and on Saturday mornings. He calls his penis ‘ My elastic lasso’ Neil flys his own plane from Cornwall to Middlesbrough for training sessions, be bought it off John Travolta on a summer night. Bruce Dickinson taught him to fly last year in the lockdown. Apart from that Neil is pretty normal, although most of the time he isn’t. We like Neil. Be like Neil.
This is Neil’s favourite lasso penis swinger
Middlesbrough used to pass the ball to each other, now they don’t. Here is a brief history of the club. Neil Warnock has just signed a penis extension, we would like to congratulate him for that. In 1801, Middlesbrough was a small farm with a population of just 25; during the latter half of the 19th century, it experienced rapid growth. Like Neil’s penis. A Welsh community was established in Middlesbrough sometime before the 1840s, with mining being the main form of employment. Wales loves a mine. This Welsh population grew rapidly after 1841 when John Vaughan established the first ironworks on Teesside (The Vulcan Works) at Middlesbrough. Vaughan had worked his way up through the industry at the Dowlais Ironworks in south Wales and encouraged hundreds of the skilled Welsh workers to follow him to Teesside. These migrants ( migrants ? ) included three figures who would became important leaders in the commercial, political and cultural life of the town: If Middlesbrough had not done this they would still only have twenty five people living there.
Welsh miners in Teeside yesterday
Past games
Middlesbrough somehow won the last encounter at their place 2-1. It was in December. A memorable game was an FA Cup replay on the 17th January 1995, Swansea won 2-1 at then Ayresome Park. Oddly enough Linkin Park played Newcastle that night, but it wasn’t a game of football. The first game was in 1925 Swansea won 4-0 in a division two game. In 1926 Boro beat Swansea 7-1 which tells you there’s been a few goals about in this fixture, a cursory glance reveals more than twice the average goals have been scored for this amount of games. When the swans were going for promotion to the premier league in 2011 they won 3-4 at Middlesbrough and Craig Beattie scored, he ran and ran and ran when he scored, and was never seen again. Then manager Paulo Sousa said ‘ Ive never seen him run before, and anyway I don’t sign players’
The last picture ever taken of Craig Beattie running. He had never run anywhere before. Even Mark from ‘the’ Gower couldn’t catch him
Swans Record v Boro
Games won: 18
Games drawn: 11
Games lost: 20
They played for both sides
This is a topical preview most football programmes carry in their content.
They didn’t play for both sides
Paul Gascoinge in Facestretcher sorry, Pounstretcher last week
Stats are the future, and also include the last, that’s why we have stats on here for you to analyse and be happy about.
Digi programme for today’s game.
https://issuu.com/swanseacityafc/docs/swans-20-21-middlesbrough-digital-programm
https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/news/54434/neil-warnock%E2%80
Team News To Follow
And here it is.
Swansea City: Freddie Woodman; Connor Roberts, Kyle Naughton, Ben Cabango, Marc Guehi, Ryan Manning; Korey Smith, Jay Fulton, Matt Grimes (captain), Conor Hourihane; Andre Ayew.
Substitutes: Ben Hamer, Joel Latibeaudiere, Ryan Bennett, Jake Bidwell, Jamal Lowe, Yan Dhanda, Ollie Cooper, Morgan Whittaker, Paul Arriola.
Middlesbrough: Marcus Bettinelli, Anfernee Dijksteel, Grant Hall, Sam Morsy, Dael Fry, Yannick Bolasie, Jonny Howson (captain), Paddy McNair, Duncan Watmore, George Saville, Marc Bola.
Substitutes: Jordan Archer, Chuba Akpom, Marvin Johnson, Djed Spence, Neeskens Kebano, Darnell Fisher, Nathaniel Mendez-Laing.
Referee: Gavin Ward
And here it was
https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/news/54436/swansea-sneak-it-a
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:30 - Mar 6 with 1264 views | Flashberryjack |
Can't believe that sub. |  |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:30 - Mar 6 with 1261 views | Johnw102 |
Surprised at Smith being hooked. CH for me should have gone. |  |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:30 - Mar 6 with 1261 views | NotLoyal |
Hourihane should have gone or Fulton. Poor decision. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:30 - Mar 6 with 1253 views | nantywatcher |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:22 - Mar 6 by krunchykarrot |
Get Hurryup off and AA please Steve. |
Our 8 outfield players doing their best to compensate for those 2 passengers |  | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:30 - Mar 6 with 1253 views | Treforys_Jack |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:29 - Mar 6 by DwightYorkeSuperstar |
It's not the side. It's the manager. |
You were comparing this side to the infamous Derby side, it wouldn't be the same side, so your comment was just you being you. |  | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:31 - Mar 6 with 1242 views | NotLoyal |
Lowe has just come on. Had the opportunity to chase the keeper down and he just jogs about. We don't deserve anything from this at all. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:32 - Mar 6 with 1235 views | GeoffThom |
Cooper officially baffles the shite out of me |  | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:32 - Mar 6 with 1235 views | Catullus |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:29 - Mar 6 by DwightYorkeSuperstar |
It's not the side. It's the manager. |
It's both surely, there's only so much the very best manager can do if he has rubbish to work with.
No, I'm not suggesting Cooper has rubbish. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:35 - Mar 6 with 1204 views | Thornburyswan |
We are a very dull watch but seeing how other results are going we need to hold on to this lead. | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:35 - Mar 6 with 1204 views | Treforys_Jack |
Surely the MM has a bit of input as well. | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:39 - Mar 6 with 1156 views | Flashberryjack |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:35 - Mar 6 by Thornburyswan |
We are a very dull watch but seeing how other results are going we need to hold on to this lead. |
There's no way we can hang on playing like this. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:41 - Mar 6 with 1133 views | Treforys_Jack |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:39 - Mar 6 by Flashberryjack |
There's no way we can hang on playing like this. |
I agree | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:41 - Mar 6 with 1133 views | Catullus |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:39 - Mar 6 by Flashberryjack |
There's no way we can hang on playing like this. |
They're psuhing onto us and we are dropping back. Where's the clsoing down. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:41 - Mar 6 with 1133 views | Highjack |
This negativity is unreal. You all know Warnock matches go like this. They drag you into a battle. And so far we’ve largely stood up to it. Matches like this happen. |  |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:41 - Mar 6 with 1129 views | Thornburyswan |
Bidders on for Manning, who was on a yellow as is Guehi now | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:43 - Mar 6 with 1109 views | Highjack |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:41 - Mar 6 by Thornburyswan |
Bidders on for Manning, who was on a yellow as is Guehi now |
You’re about half an hour behind the rest of us. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:44 - Mar 6 with 1094 views | nantywatcher |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:39 - Mar 6 by Flashberryjack |
There's no way we can hang on playing like this. |
Why ever is CH still on the pitch???? | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:46 - Mar 6 with 1070 views | builthjack |
We are poor. But all they are is a bunch of six foot something hoofers. Hard to play against. |  |
| Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:48 - Mar 6 with 1048 views | Treforys_Jack |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:41 - Mar 6 by Highjack |
This negativity is unreal. You all know Warnock matches go like this. They drag you into a battle. And so far we’ve largely stood up to it. Matches like this happen. |
Agreed but its so hard to watch. | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:52 - Mar 6 with 1016 views | DwightYorkeSuperstar |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:46 - Mar 6 by builthjack |
We are poor. But all they are is a bunch of six foot something hoofers. Hard to play against. |
We've hoofed it far more than they have. |  |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:53 - Mar 6 with 1005 views | Flashberryjack |
FFS | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:53 - Mar 6 with 999 views | trampie |
1-1 injury time equaliser for Boro. |  |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:54 - Mar 6 with 976 views | DwightYorkeSuperstar |
They recovered possession for that goal after Hourihane volleys the ball out of play with a 30 hard cross field volley to absolutely no one with nobody around him.
I'll say it again - we are a poorer team when Hourihane plays. He's absolutely appalling. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:55 - Mar 6 with 952 views | 34dfgdf54 |
No words needed.
Anyone with a brain cell knows what happened today. |  | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:55 - Mar 6 with 942 views | Catullus |
You want some positivity HJ....Boro deserved that. | |
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