| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread THE COLIN CONCLUSION 00:09 - Mar 4 with 17555 views | NotLoyal |
It’s another old head coming to the Liberty, Wacky Warnock, AKA Colin is on his way on his toy train and squeaky horn.
Swansea City v Middlesbrough
Saturday 6th March 2021
Liberty Stadium
Kick Off 3pm
Match Officials
GAVIN WARD
Adam Crysell and Matthew Jones
Fourth Official : Trevor Kettle
Fourth official Trevor Kettle is looking forward to meeting up with his old pal Alan Curtis, sometimes they laugh so much about Alan knowing where the kettle is they soil themselves and have to wash their hands. Alan of course is an MBE. ( Malted Biscuits Everytime )
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Middlesbrough blow hot and cold, it’s because they are from the north ish. There will be a full Friday round up and more tears from the clown to come.
Middlesbrough have a manager called Neil Warnock, Neil lives in Cornwall, which is not too far away from Middlesbrough. Neil has lived in Cornwall since before now, he recently lived there a lot due to the fact there wasn’t any football. But then, he didn’t have much football to do either, he was like a boat without a rudder, a car without a wheel, a biscuit without the chocolate. In fact he was like a man without a penis. Neil has a big penis, he waves it about a lot. On Thursdays he waves it about and on Saturday mornings. He calls his penis ‘ My elastic lasso’ Neil flys his own plane from Cornwall to Middlesbrough for training sessions, be bought it off John Travolta on a summer night. Bruce Dickinson taught him to fly last year in the lockdown. Apart from that Neil is pretty normal, although most of the time he isn’t. We like Neil. Be like Neil.
This is Neil’s favourite lasso penis swinger
Middlesbrough used to pass the ball to each other, now they don’t. Here is a brief history of the club. Neil Warnock has just signed a penis extension, we would like to congratulate him for that. In 1801, Middlesbrough was a small farm with a population of just 25; during the latter half of the 19th century, it experienced rapid growth. Like Neil’s penis. A Welsh community was established in Middlesbrough sometime before the 1840s, with mining being the main form of employment. Wales loves a mine. This Welsh population grew rapidly after 1841 when John Vaughan established the first ironworks on Teesside (The Vulcan Works) at Middlesbrough. Vaughan had worked his way up through the industry at the Dowlais Ironworks in south Wales and encouraged hundreds of the skilled Welsh workers to follow him to Teesside. These migrants ( migrants ? ) included three figures who would became important leaders in the commercial, political and cultural life of the town: If Middlesbrough had not done this they would still only have twenty five people living there.
Welsh miners in Teeside yesterday
Past games
Middlesbrough somehow won the last encounter at their place 2-1. It was in December. A memorable game was an FA Cup replay on the 17th January 1995, Swansea won 2-1 at then Ayresome Park. Oddly enough Linkin Park played Newcastle that night, but it wasn’t a game of football. The first game was in 1925 Swansea won 4-0 in a division two game. In 1926 Boro beat Swansea 7-1 which tells you there’s been a few goals about in this fixture, a cursory glance reveals more than twice the average goals have been scored for this amount of games. When the swans were going for promotion to the premier league in 2011 they won 3-4 at Middlesbrough and Craig Beattie scored, he ran and ran and ran when he scored, and was never seen again. Then manager Paulo Sousa said ‘ Ive never seen him run before, and anyway I don’t sign players’
The last picture ever taken of Craig Beattie running. He had never run anywhere before. Even Mark from ‘the’ Gower couldn’t catch him
Swans Record v Boro
Games won: 18
Games drawn: 11
Games lost: 20
They played for both sides
This is a topical preview most football programmes carry in their content.
They didn’t play for both sides
Paul Gascoinge in Facestretcher sorry, Pounstretcher last week
Stats are the future, and also include the last, that’s why we have stats on here for you to analyse and be happy about.
Digi programme for today’s game.
https://issuu.com/swanseacityafc/docs/swans-20-21-middlesbrough-digital-programm
https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/news/54434/neil-warnock%E2%80
Team News To Follow
And here it is.
Swansea City: Freddie Woodman; Connor Roberts, Kyle Naughton, Ben Cabango, Marc Guehi, Ryan Manning; Korey Smith, Jay Fulton, Matt Grimes (captain), Conor Hourihane; Andre Ayew.
Substitutes: Ben Hamer, Joel Latibeaudiere, Ryan Bennett, Jake Bidwell, Jamal Lowe, Yan Dhanda, Ollie Cooper, Morgan Whittaker, Paul Arriola.
Middlesbrough: Marcus Bettinelli, Anfernee Dijksteel, Grant Hall, Sam Morsy, Dael Fry, Yannick Bolasie, Jonny Howson (captain), Paddy McNair, Duncan Watmore, George Saville, Marc Bola.
Substitutes: Jordan Archer, Chuba Akpom, Marvin Johnson, Djed Spence, Neeskens Kebano, Darnell Fisher, Nathaniel Mendez-Laing.
Referee: Gavin Ward
And here it was
https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/news/54436/swansea-sneak-it-a
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:16 - Mar 6 with 1386 views | NotLoyal |
Boro sucking us in to a slow game, we don't seem to be able to up the energy when this happens.
Point in case, two and a half minutes injury time already, all boro. [Post edited 6 Mar 2021 15:18]
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:25 - Mar 6 with 1331 views | DJack |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:16 - Mar 6 by NotLoyal |
Boro sucking us in to a slow game, we don't seem to be able to up the energy when this happens.
Point in case, two and a half minutes injury time already, all boro. [Post edited 6 Mar 2021 15:18]
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Shows his understanding of us and how we play. He messes with opponents al the time. |  |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:26 - Mar 6 with 1309 views | 34dfgdf54 |
We haven’t got an out ball. |  | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:34 - Mar 6 with 1247 views | Thornburyswan |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:26 - Mar 6 by 34dfgdf54 |
We haven’t got an out ball. |
That’s the downside of no Lowe - other than Roberts we have no pace or legs. |  | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:38 - Mar 6 with 1221 views | Joe_bradshaw |
Smith and Hourihane furthest forward midfielders can’t get into the game. |  |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:39 - Mar 6 with 1212 views | GeoffThom |
Have they ko yet cause I cant see a game of football so far |  | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:42 - Mar 6 with 1184 views | Joe_bradshaw |
Nice defending Borough.
We’ll accept the gift. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:42 - Mar 6 with 1183 views | builthjack |
Very important to win this one. Crucial. |  |
| Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:43 - Mar 6 with 1163 views | DJack |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:42 - Mar 6 by builthjack |
Very important to win this one. Crucial. |
All that was missing was a bow on top. | |
| It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:53 - Mar 6 with 1092 views | Highjack |
Guehi’s run from the back that drew the foul for the goal was brilliant. If we do manage to go up getting this kid back should be priority one, two and three. |  |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:54 - Mar 6 with 1083 views | krunchykarrot |
Hourihane is a waste of space in this position, slower than an asthmatic tortoise. He is never a Premiership quality player. Give AA another 10mins and replace them both with some pace. |  | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:58 - Mar 6 with 1042 views | DwightYorkeSuperstar |
Whilst it's amusing to see us hoof balls down the channel for the slowest player on the pitch to run on to, let's hope Cooper changes it as this is very poor. |  |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:58 - Mar 6 with 1049 views | Highjack |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:54 - Mar 6 by krunchykarrot |
Hourihane is a waste of space in this position, slower than an asthmatic tortoise. He is never a Premiership quality player. Give AA another 10mins and replace them both with some pace. |
We don’t have any pace. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:02 - Mar 6 with 1018 views | krunchykarrot |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:58 - Mar 6 by Highjack |
We don’t have any pace. |
Alan Tate is on the bench, seriously we have Lowe whitaker and Arriola sitting there. | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:04 - Mar 6 with 998 views | pencoedjack |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 15:58 - Mar 6 by Highjack |
We don’t have any pace. |
Enjoyable game to watch.
I despise Colin W anker
COYS |  | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:07 - Mar 6 with 971 views | DJack |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:04 - Mar 6 by pencoedjack |
Enjoyable game to watch.
I despise Colin W anker
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Enjoyable!
It's great that we lead but enjoyable? | |
| It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:09 - Mar 6 with 961 views | DJack |
Oh my!
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| It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:10 - Mar 6 with 955 views | DwightYorkeSuperstar |
Well that was very fortunate. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:11 - Mar 6 with 928 views | 34dfgdf54 |
Relying on luck now.
Change please Steve. Hourihane off for me | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:12 - Mar 6 with 914 views | Thornburyswan |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:10 - Mar 6 by DwightYorkeSuperstar |
Well that was very fortunate. |
Very, very fortunate. | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:12 - Mar 6 with 915 views | KeithHaynes |
This is what happens when you start a game in sleep mode. |  |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:13 - Mar 6 with 886 views | DwightYorkeSuperstar |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:11 - Mar 6 by 34dfgdf54 |
Relying on luck now.
Change please Steve. Hourihane off for me |
I say it every week. We are a much poorer team when Hourihane plays. We've gone backwards at a rate of knots since he was introduced to the first eleven. His anonymity is not justified by a few good set pieces each match when Roberts already is competent enough at them. [Post edited 6 Mar 2021 16:17]
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:13 - Mar 6 with 886 views | Highjack |
Good decision. He kneed Fulton in the leg. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:16 - Mar 6 with 853 views | 1462jack |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:13 - Mar 6 by Highjack |
Good decision. He kneed Fulton in the leg. |
Who is the commentator |  | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:17 - Mar 6 with 838 views | builthjack |
I am watching it on Sky. Both commentators must be die hard Borough fans. Have to be. | |
| Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.
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