| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 09:27 - May 25 with 8086 views | BrianMcCarthy |
I like him already.
"Kenny Mclean from Aberdeen" is surely the first line of a William McGonagall poem.
Kenny McLean from Aberdeen,
He takes on defences with a spirit that's mean,
His conscience is clean, like Mister Sheen,
This brogueish young braggart, this Kenny McLean"
I can't remember the other 372 verses. |  |
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| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 09:41 - May 25 with 8051 views | Konk |
I haven't read the article, but if this is Kenny "Fat Kenny" McClean from Trinity in Edinburgh, I’d give him a swerve. He must be 50+, massively out of shape and drinks like a fish. Brilliant Scottish name, though. |  |
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| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 09:47 - May 25 with 8031 views | MrSheen |
| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 09:27 - May 25 by BrianMcCarthy |
I like him already.
"Kenny Mclean from Aberdeen" is surely the first line of a William McGonagall poem.
Kenny McLean from Aberdeen,
He takes on defences with a spirit that's mean,
His conscience is clean, like Mister Sheen,
This brogueish young braggart, this Kenny McLean"
I can't remember the other 372 verses. |
Kenny McLean is solidly built,
You can tell from his name alone that he is untroubled by Catholic guilt,
So wherever in the world that blood is cruelly spilt,
He would tell those who tried to make him feel responsible for it to stick their accusations up their kilt. |  | | |
| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 09:56 - May 25 with 8007 views | Northernr |
There was a winger called Kenny McLean
Who Rangers bought from Aberdeen
But he fcked Mackie's wife
Which caused us some strife
So we sent him back where he'd been |  | | |
| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 10:09 - May 25 with 7954 views | Dorse |
When Kenny McLean met the love of his life
and he rushed to the door to greet her
His eyes grew wide and his heart beat fast
And his schlong grew as long as a metre [Post edited 25 May 2017 10:13]
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| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 10:27 - May 25 with 7841 views | Fearless |
There was a young winger called Kenny
Who made his R's debut on telly
He cocked up a cross
And had a weak shot
So everyone said "you're sh@t Kenny, F-off back up north" |  | | |
| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 11:24 - May 25 with 7704 views | karl |
He was big Kenny McLean
Who boarded an aeroplane
He was London bound
and hoped to confound
all the critics of Scotlands game [Post edited 25 May 2017 11:29]
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| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 11:38 - May 25 with 7645 views | EastR |
When the R’s signed young Kenny McClean
He was waved off by his mum Elaine (thanks Karl!)
Keep yer wits about ye boy
You’re our pride and joy
But those fcukers will give you 5 minutes before you get no end of grief and abuse [Post edited 25 May 2017 11:58]
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| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 11:45 - May 25 with 7617 views | MrSheen |
| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 11:24 - May 25 by karl |
He was big Kenny McLean
Who boarded an aeroplane
He was London bound
and hoped to confound
all the critics of Scotlands game [Post edited 25 May 2017 11:29]
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Kenny McLean headed south with a good intention
To show that the stereotype of Scottish strikers as fat and useless was an English invention
But sadly within minutes his hopes were crumpling
As the plane could not take off because he had eaten too much clootie dumpling [Post edited 25 May 2017 11:47]
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| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 11:52 - May 25 with 7583 views | karl |
Posted in Jan 2015, so some of my Scottish predictions are worth watching!?
Two good goals in an averge game on BT Sport tonight.
Kenny MacLean for St Mirren, i like him as he strikes the ball really well but not quite EPL level.
Stuart Armstrong for Dundee Utd and he is going to be top level, Celtic showing big interest now, £2.5m is the latest figure, and i think he will be a snip at that as he could play straight away at Prem level. He is another number 10 though!
And his name is pronounced MaClane - he isnt a tube of toothpaste!! | | | |
| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 11:54 - May 25 with 7579 views | Maggsinho |
QPR signed a midfielder called Kenny
For pounds in the region of many
We played him up front
And the crowd called him a c*nt
And we sold him for only one penny [Post edited 25 May 2017 11:54]
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| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 12:11 - May 25 with 7500 views | Rs_Holy |
the names McClean from Aberdeen,
and I'm the finest thing that you have ever seen...
I may be fat, slow and round, but I'm worth every pound...
Coz they waved the fee and I signed on a free! [Post edited 25 May 2017 12:56]
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| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 12:17 - May 25 with 7473 views | Konk |
Working on the basis that this is Fat Kenny McClean that I know from Trinity:
Big Fat Kenny McClean,
Travelled south on the King’s Cross train
He was met by Sir Les and the West London press
Who all looked surprised by his rather large size
He finished his crisps, said "you sure I’m your guy?"
"Cos I work in Insurance and I fu cking love pies" [Post edited 25 May 2017 12:19]
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| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 12:38 - May 25 with 7404 views | Lblock |
Any relation to Lenny?
If so, he could be the Guv'nor we've been crying out for |  |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 12:43 - May 25 with 7376 views | AJB0105 |
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| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 12:57 - May 25 with 7321 views | enfieldargh |
The lad Ryan Jack mentioned in the article;
Im sure someof his family are QPR fans as I met his mum, a client in Aberdeen who said they came down for the play off final plus the odd home games |  |
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| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 13:31 - May 25 with 7205 views | superstan |
The boy Kenny McLean
Wanted to join a dream team
So he travelled south to the Bush
Thought the place was lush ( hate that word)
Said I love it here in London
Gives me a raving hard on
Met with Olly, Les and Tony
But Thought the r'ss were pony
And buggered of to the Rangers of Glasgi. | | | |
| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 13:48 - May 25 with 7159 views | Superhoop83 |
There was a midfielder called Kenny
A player admired by so many
He came south with much hype
But it soon came to light
He was even more sh*te than Karl Ready |  |
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| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 14:07 - May 25 with 7126 views | PlanetHonneywood |
A midfielder you say.
Well we're bound to run short in that department with Ollie in charge! |  |
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| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 14:18 - May 25 with 7099 views | Nov77 |
| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 14:07 - May 25 by PlanetHonneywood |
A midfielder you say.
Well we're bound to run short in that department with Ollie in charge! |
If he's a midfielder then Ollie will probably play him at left back, thus destroying his confidence and career.
The fans shouting " oh my god, you've killed Kenny.......... You bastard!" |  |
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| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 14:34 - May 25 with 7066 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 12:17 - May 25 by Konk |
Working on the basis that this is Fat Kenny McClean that I know from Trinity:
Big Fat Kenny McClean,
Travelled south on the King’s Cross train
He was met by Sir Les and the West London press
Who all looked surprised by his rather large size
He finished his crisps, said "you sure I’m your guy?"
"Cos I work in Insurance and I fu cking love pies" [Post edited 25 May 2017 12:19]
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He's a goal machine for Aberdeen.
Kenny Mclean in the side, so routine.
Then the R's turned his head.
"Tits and fanny" they said.
"Are the finest the world's ever seen". [Post edited 25 May 2017 14:48]
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| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 14:35 - May 25 with 7061 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
Sorry didn't mean to quote you Konk! | |
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| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 14:46 - May 25 with 7034 views | hoof_hearted |
Did I miss the announcement of the shameful rhyming club meeting?
Kenny turned up in his kilt
A wee nippy lad, slightly built
He blew all his cash
On whores, booze and stash
And had loads of stains on his quilt. |  | | |
| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 15:36 - May 25 with 6969 views | SonofNorfolt |
Instead of signing a Mclean named Kenny,
Rangers mistakenly took on the hard man Lenny,
When asked do you think they can tell?
He replied, 'No, it will go quite well'
The fans are brain dead already. |  | | |
| Kenny McLean from Aberdeen on 16:03 - May 25 with 6927 views | brewers_hoop |
There was a young striker McLean
Who arrived as a scoring machine
Till played out of position
By a master tactician
Who then left him out of the team |  | | |
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