Please log in or register. Registered visitors get fewer ads.
Forum
Reply
Corny Joke Warning
at 19:35 15 Oct 2024

When I was at the gym the other day, I saw a hole in my trainer so big it could fit my whole finger inside.

Anyway, he was quite upset by this and now I'm barred.
Forum
Reply
Has the Martí express been derailed? – Analysis
at 17:47 14 Oct 2024

I read this and now my brain hurts. Just imagine how much his brain hurts after writing it!

Top work, Sir. Really interesting break down.
Forum
Reply
Sing Along A ...R Block
at 19:12 12 Oct 2024

He's still pissed. What a guy!
Forum
Reply
Saturday, Tuesday, Saturday, Tuesday...
at 07:41 12 Oct 2024

I remember those discussions - to hear the newspapers describing it, you'd think the League had suggested going back to giant baggy shorts, flat caps for goalkeepers and them 40lb balls with laces. It makes sense for fans, clubs - everyone really. Never understood why they didn't run the numbers on this.

Just imagine it, waking up in the new season, checking fixture list and not seeing Tues, 11th Jan, Preston (A) 7.45PM.
Forum
Reply
The beefiest ever QPR player
at 07:30 12 Oct 2024

Danny Shittu: my favourite defender since Macca (Khan).
Forum
Reply
Burnley Away
at 19:16 9 Oct 2024

This reads like a cryptic message from some Cold War numbers station.

PETS AT HOME
Forum
Reply
Scouting
at 11:39 6 Oct 2024

Whoever did the scouting might need a kick in the ging-gangs.
Forum
Reply
Line up of QPRs worst ever eleven
at 11:37 6 Oct 2024

Bankole

Malcolm Rehman Ready Dennis

Scully Kulcsar Dozzell Griffiths

Priskin (Callum) Willock

(Dis)honourable mentions for Gladwin, Hemed, Goss.
Forum
Reply
Rammed if you do, Rammed if you don't - Derby Vs Qpr Match Thread
at 17:17 5 Oct 2024



I'm not saying we shouldn't watch QPR but other people did this today...

Edit - don't say you aren't working out the order. Beasts.
[Post edited 5 Oct 17:19]
Forum
Reply
Rammed if you do, Rammed if you don't - Derby Vs Qpr Match Thread
at 17:08 5 Oct 2024

Just laughed beer out of my nose, Punk.
Forum
Reply
Rammed if you do, Rammed if you don't - Derby Vs Qpr Match Thread
at 17:06 5 Oct 2024

Right.

That was not fun. And at least I haven't had to suffer the slings and arrows of our shitty transport system to suffer it, so my sympathy lies with the poor cunce who are several hours and hundreds of sheets worse off for having to witness that.

What the cnting fck is going wrong?! Our team last season was easily worse than this, on paper, and yet we fcking monstered the division over the last 20 games of the season! Give us a few more 'tailor made' signings, lose the dead wood and...? What, exactly? We turn into a blancmange that is, frankly, more of a blanc minge.

Get it the fck sorted Rangers, you pack of useless, empty scrotums!

Tell you what, Strictly better have at least 5, ahem, 'wardrobe malfunctions' tonight. And not the blokes either. Fuxache Rs.

Edit - rage (and beer) induced spelling mistakes.
[Post edited 5 Oct 17:10]
Forum
Reply
Rammed if you do, Rammed if you don't - Derby Vs Qpr Match Thread
at 16:57 5 Oct 2024

Derby fans announcing 'snacks by the awning' I think.
Forum
Reply
Rammed if you do, Rammed if you don't - Derby Vs Qpr Match Thread
at 16:55 5 Oct 2024

Yeah, but we're crap in a new way so, you know, keeps it interesting.
Forum
Reply
Rammed if you do, Rammed if you don't - Derby Vs Qpr Match Thread
at 16:52 5 Oct 2024

I didn't know things were that bad Damo. Are you alright mate?
Forum
Reply
Rammed if you do, Rammed if you don't - Derby Vs Qpr Match Thread
at 16:50 5 Oct 2024

Note for Dembele: you won't win many balls on your arse.
Forum
Reply
Rammed if you do, Rammed if you don't - Derby Vs Qpr Match Thread
at 16:49 5 Oct 2024

Said it before but Frey really impresses me. Attitude, application, guts, hairstyle, the lot.
Forum
Reply
Rammed if you do, Rammed if you don't - Derby Vs Qpr Match Thread
at 16:44 5 Oct 2024

You'll look quite the fool when you see the metrics, young man. Our open topped bus parade where we show the assembled throng our laminated colour spreadsheet that PROVES we are better than Madrid will be epic.
Forum
Reply
Rammed if you do, Rammed if you don't - Derby Vs Qpr Match Thread
at 16:33 5 Oct 2024

I remember that! Great days!
Forum
Reply
Rammed if you do, Rammed if you don't - Derby Vs Qpr Match Thread
at 16:28 5 Oct 2024



He doesn't look too keen
Forum
Reply
Rammed if you do, Rammed if you don't - Derby Vs Qpr Match Thread
at 16:27 5 Oct 2024

*shouting intensifies*
Please log in to use all the site's facilities

Dorse


Site Scores

Forum Votes: 9908
Comment Votes: 6
Prediction League: 0
TOTAL: 9914
About Us Contact Us Terms & Conditions Privacy Cookies Advertising
© FansNetwork 2024