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Liam Morrison
at 21:07 28 Nov 2024

Soon beat that out of him.
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Cardiff City V QPR.FC Match Thread.
at 21:48 27 Nov 2024

Missed the first half but we looked alright tonight. Celar's finish reminded me of Austin - very composed, a real flash of class. Really pleased for the fella. Great ball from Ashby too.

Also - credit to Nardi who looked fantastic at times.

I am so happy for the team (and the collection of nutters who went out to Cardiff more in hope than expectation - amazing support and great voice all night)
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Cardiff City V QPR.FC Match Thread.
at 12:48 26 Nov 2024

Pitchfork-carrying mob descends on the training ground to demand the return of Dom Ball for the Cardiff game.



God responds accordingly.
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Cifuentes gone?
at 19:51 25 Nov 2024

I've used this gag before...

'Cifuentes Leaves Club By Mutual Consent... every day when he finishes work'.
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Celar's deepening nightmare leaves QPR well adrift – Report
at 19:13 24 Nov 2024

I think it's the latter. I reckon you've seen this more than a few times: I mean, just since we were last in the Premiership, deep breath, Ramsey, JFH, Schteve, Ollie, Ainsworth and Critchley all had the death spiral narrative we see at the minute. Warbs avoided it (though he went close a couple of times) and Beale was a colossal penarse (nuff said).

The vibes feel similar to when things 'were what they were' - circling the drain, too far out from a transfer window, nothing going right. The difference this time is that, I think, Marti stands a chance of getting us out of it, but it's going to take some guts from the people at the top. He needs backing, not sacking and, right now, I think they're eyeing up the trap door so that they look decisive in front of the owners. Fcking up is just about the only thing we're consistently good at.
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Rangers v the Oat Cake Eaters match thread
at 10:32 24 Nov 2024

They'll be online now, telling people how unfriendly the women at Loftus Road were to them and how they might need therapy after getting childhood flashbacks of being given a spanky bum bum from Mummy...

Good on you, Nix. Hope the dad and daughter had a better afternoon.
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Cifuentes gone?
at 10:15 24 Nov 2024

I think there would be queue if people volunteering to administer the aforementioned hiding.

The Buddha, in his three universal truths, explained that all existence is suffering, caused by attachment. I never knew he was an R.
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Rangers v the Oat Cake Eaters match thread
at 20:05 23 Nov 2024

We stank out the joint. As per fcuking usual. Not so much at the back as going forward, where we looked like a slightly effeminate boy band, robbed of autotune, being asked to open for Motorhead.

The big rectangular thing with the stringy stuff attached: aim for that, you utter fartskins.
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Rangers v the Oat Cake Eaters match thread
at 16:54 23 Nov 2024

This is not fun. I have not enjoyed anything I've seen today.

This lot can suck the sweat off a dead dogs balls.
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Rangers v the Oat Cake Eaters match thread
at 16:05 23 Nov 2024

Right Rangers, you shower of bastards. Get this sorted.
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Rangers v the Oat Cake Eaters match thread
at 15:54 23 Nov 2024

We really are as easy as a fcking two pice jigsaw. The thing that has raised the temperature of my piss to something approximately the same as that of a McDonald's apple pie / surface of the sun, is that this fcking performance is probably going to result in the club sacking Marti and setting the whole cnting merry-go-round off again.

Big 45 minutes for the Cnt Cavalcade that is QPR 2024/25. Fuxache. It's bastard Stoke not AC Milan!
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Rangers v the Oat Cake Eaters match thread
at 15:45 23 Nov 2024

Whoa there! One thing at a time!
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Rangers v the Oat Cake Eaters match thread
at 15:42 23 Nov 2024

Can't fcking believe the way this game is going. Every time we go forward, we look like Charles Hawtrey being presented with a vindaloo and 8 pints.
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Rangers v the Oat Cake Eaters match thread
at 15:36 23 Nov 2024

Dunne shows Smyth something called 'a cross'.
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Rangers v the Oat Cake Eaters match thread
at 15:28 23 Nov 2024

Cuuuuuuunt!
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Rangers v the Oat Cake Eaters match thread
at 15:27 23 Nov 2024

Penalty- Smyth was never going to do anything else.
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Rangers v the Oat Cake Eaters match thread
at 15:15 23 Nov 2024

Fackinell Smyth
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Rangers v the Oat Cake Eaters match thread
at 15:14 23 Nov 2024

I just saw Madsen tackle someone.
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Rangers v the Oat Cake Eaters match thread
at 15:07 23 Nov 2024

We all live in a world of Jimmy Dunne...
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Rangers v the Oat Cake Eaters match thread
at 15:04 23 Nov 2024

Could we have a moment's silence for Smyth's moustache?
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