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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread 10:51 - Jan 28 with 20256 viewsNotLoyal

It’s Saturdays game that all followers of Wales premier club side Swansea City will have their eye on.



EFL Championship
Saturday 30th January 2021
New York Stadium
Kick Off 3pm


TV - Swans TV

Match Officials
TONY HARRINGTON
Shaun Hudson and Andrew Fox
Fourth Official : Rebecca Welch

Whoa,Whoa what’s going on ?
One of the men named on Saturday has changed their name to that of a lady ?
Just because your a fan of that great singer, actress and body builder Raquel Welch doesn’t mean to say you grow your hair and change your name. But then the back office non vaccined staff here at Swansea Independent did some research, our dated philosophy on men at football, our ill founded desire to exclude the lady from the game has been rumbled. Completely. Now, sit down, take a breath, Rebecca is a lady. Yes, a real lady. Not only that she comes in to the professional game that has men in it as a trailblazer for the lady.

Now let’s be serious you dog ends, Rebecca is now on the FA elite list and to be honest her performances are highly rated, not only that she has officiated u23 games, and gave out five yellows last time out. As a young ref making her way in the game we would just like to say, we are the team that got done out of a win at Rotherham a few seasons back so if you see Ryan Manning, punch him. Don’t take any lip off any of the Yorkshire accents behind you ( even though that’s where you come from ) and don’t be worried about any conflict of interest.


Rebecca being a ref in a football match

The biggest game of the day this Saturday for Rotherham and Swansea is the game between Rotherham and Swansea. Let’s take a look at the game even though it hasn’t been played yet.



Rotherham play on the west coast of the USA these days, they used to play at a place called Milmoor in Rotherham but the lure of the Yankee dollar and has changed the club completely. They now have nice seats and a red glow about the place. They also sell hot dogs, popcorn and all games now are split in to four quarters. Most of the people that go here to watch Rotherham don’t go anymore because of Covid-19 which isn’t a rugby score.


A game from the 17th January 1990
Lloyd Bracey ?
There’s some fine old names here, Tommy Hutchinson, Paul Chalmers ( missing as usual ) Steven Thornber, Simon Davey, it’s a veritable football team full of names of football players.

Rotherham United
Won 3-0 at Warnock’s Middlesbrough in the week by scoring three goals, that’s a lot of goals although Swansea did that there last season. When we say a lot of goals we mean more than one or two, so four, which is one more, is getting a bit high. Four would have been one more than three, but maybe not as good as three because that’s a crowd and four isn’t.


This is what It looked like in a photograph of Middlesbrough v Rotherham

Rotherham are on what has been described as a resurgence, seven points from their last three games is good, very good, but not as good as nine. Swansea do seem to struggle at times when they travel to New York and recent results maybe reflect that. But they don’t. That 2-1 loss to Ryan Manning a few years back seems to be the only time the swans have played there which isn’t right, but it must be. So the swans have never won there, I’ll check that, I’m sure it’s right. Anyway Rotherham may as well chuck this game because the swans are pissed off after Wednesday night.

The first game between the sides was on December 8th 1951, yes that late in history for it to be almost recent. Swansea as expected won 5-0 in front of 11,500 spectators. They didn’t call them fans then, as that was a mechanical object used to circulate air or push things through pipes. Since then Swansea have won 28 games and Rotherham 25. Surprisingly, although - I wasn’t that bothered the sides have also shared 25 draws. In 1956 the swans won 6-1 at Rotherham. The Millers won games too, but we don’t talk about it. Apart from in that video from 1990 when we didn’t talk about it, the commentator did. And he was crap.



Rotherham United manager is Paul Warne who when it’s cold wears a big warm hat on his head. This is the best place to wear a hat although we are pretty certain other ways have been explored. When he tells his players off for being naughty or not listening Paul Warne’s them and then if they don’t listen he Warne’s them again.

TEAMS

Rotherham United: Jamal Blackman; Matthew Olosunde, Richard Wood (captain), Michael Ihiekwe, Angus MacDonald, Wes Harding; Shaun MacDonald, Jamie Lindsay, Ben Wiles; Matt Crooks; Michael Smith.

Substitutes: Josh Vickers, Viktor Johansson, Clark Robertson, Trevor Clarke, Ryan Giles, Florian Jozefzoon, Freddie Ladapo, George Hirst.

Swansea City: Freddie Woodman; Ben Cabango, Ryan Bennett, Marc Guehi; Connor Roberts, Matt Grimes (captain), Conor Hourihane, Jake Bidwell; Yan Dhanda; Andre Ayew, Jamal Lowe.

Substitutes: Ben Hamer, Ryan Manning, Joel Latibeaudiere, Cameron Evans, Jay Fulton, Dan Williams, Ollie Cooper, Jordon Garrick, Jordan Morris.



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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : Matchday Thread on 14:38 - Jan 30 with 1483 viewsFireboy2

Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : Matchday Thread on 13:36 - Jan 30 by A_Fans_Dad

Now you have done it.


As they say oop north, itlbereet.
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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : PRE MATCH Matchday Thread on 14:39 - Jan 30 with 1477 viewsHighjack

Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : PRE MATCH Matchday Thread on 14:37 - Jan 30 by Fireboy2

Going against time as well, totally fvcks you up.


Yeah travelling east is always a lot worse. And he couldn’t travel West because as we know from playing with those cameras from argos the Earth is definitely flat.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : PRE MATCH Matchday Thread on 14:40 - Jan 30 with 1475 viewsFireboy2

Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : PRE MATCH Matchday Thread on 14:39 - Jan 30 by Highjack

Yeah travelling east is always a lot worse. And he couldn’t travel West because as we know from playing with those cameras from argos the Earth is definitely flat.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 14:45 - Jan 30 with 1448 viewsonehunglow

Just to clarify,not all northerners talk like they do on Emmerdale or Corrie.

Rather different venacular here

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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : PRE MATCH Matchday Thread on 14:59 - Jan 30 with 1377 viewsKeithHaynes

Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : PRE MATCH Matchday Thread on 14:28 - Jan 30 by swancity

He’s barely been in the country for a few days. Hardly trained with the team. He will get plenty of chances. He’s in the squad which means he’s in the managers plans. And he’s up to it.


Ok, he’s getting named on the bench.
But I definitely know if he doesn’t start soon there will be issues.

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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:02 - Jan 30 with 1366 viewsKeithHaynes

That kick off should have seen Ayew in on goal, half asleep.

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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:06 - Jan 30 with 1342 viewsA_Fans_Dad

Come on Yan you can do better than that.
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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:08 - Jan 30 with 1334 views34dfgdf54

Looking a lot sharper
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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:10 - Jan 30 with 1321 views34dfgdf54

Ayew. Dear me.

Red for me all day long
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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : PRE MATCH Matchday Thread on 15:11 - Jan 30 with 1317 viewsswancity

Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : PRE MATCH Matchday Thread on 14:59 - Jan 30 by KeithHaynes

Ok, he’s getting named on the bench.
But I definitely know if he doesn’t start soon there will be issues.


Issues ?

Such as ?

Only an idiot would eat a turkey curry on Christmas day

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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:13 - Jan 30 with 1296 viewshughesy2013

Ayew was lucky to get away with that.
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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:13 - Jan 30 with 1293 viewsHighjack

I’ve got the chuckle brothers commentating on mine. Absolute pair of dinosaurs. “Rotherham folk don’t want to see passing football. Just get it forward and high as fast as possible. That’s what Rotherham folk want”.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : PRE MATCH Matchday Thread on 15:13 - Jan 30 with 1292 viewsnantywatcher

Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : PRE MATCH Matchday Thread on 15:11 - Jan 30 by swancity

Issues ?

Such as ?


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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:16 - Jan 30 with 1261 viewsbuilthjack

Indiscipline. And stop whacking it 50 yards to nobody

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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:16 - Jan 30 with 1259 viewsonehunglow

well done Fred. Called and collected the ball

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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:17 - Jan 30 with 1248 viewsA_Fans_Dad

Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:10 - Jan 30 by 34dfgdf54

Ayew. Dear me.

Red for me all day long


Not for me, there was no venom, studs or elbows involved.
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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:18 - Jan 30 with 1242 viewsDJack

a bit scrappy so far from us.

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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:20 - Jan 30 with 1207 viewshughesy2013

How on earth have these 2 wollys got a job commentating.... They havent spoke about the game at all... And talked about a ref that's passed away for ages
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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:21 - Jan 30 with 1195 viewsChief

Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:20 - Jan 30 by hughesy2013

How on earth have these 2 wollys got a job commentating.... They havent spoke about the game at all... And talked about a ref that's passed away for ages


Cricket just now too

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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:21 - Jan 30 with 1193 viewsA_Fans_Dad

They have started pressing our defence and we have started kicking it out and back to them.
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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:24 - Jan 30 with 1169 viewsHighjack

Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:21 - Jan 30 by Chief

Cricket just now too


Now they’re on about the bloody Bee Gees!

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:25 - Jan 30 with 1145 viewsChief

Poor so far. They look fitter than us.

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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:26 - Jan 30 with 1136 viewsA_Fans_Dad

Where has our passing gone?
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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:26 - Jan 30 with 1135 viewsNotLoyal

Need to settle, we have shockingly poor to date.

OK I've changed it.
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Rotherham Utd v Swansea City : *TEAMS* Matchday Thread on 15:28 - Jan 30 with 1125 viewsDJack

They are giving us no time to settle, we need to slow the tempo down and start our passing game.

It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

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