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Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 865914 viewsBoston

What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?

A Volts Wagon.

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Corny Joke Warning on 23:11 - Jun 26 with 7264 viewsTrom

I've recently got into playing silent tennis.

It's like normal tennis but without the racket.
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Corny Joke Warning on 17:55 - Jul 12 with 6782 viewsEsox_Lucius

Have you ever been sat in your car, singing along to the radio, and noticed the person in the car next to you is singing the same song? It happened to me today. I was bombing down the motorway, singing along to the Spice Girls. I looked to my right and a guy was staring at me, singing the same song. You wouldn’t have thought “Stop Right Now” would be a policeman's type of song, but there you go.

The grass is always greener.

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Corny Joke Warning on 23:24 - Jul 12 with 6642 viewsBoston

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?


Carpet.

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Corny Joke Warning on 00:59 - Jul 13 with 6571 viewsBoston

I note the decision in the Alec Baldwin trial... and I stand behind the man.


But you won't catch me standing in front of him.
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Corny Joke Warning on 20:52 - Jul 13 with 6342 viewsSonofpugwash

When I was growing up we didn't have the internet.
People had to come all the way to my house to call me a c*nt.

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Corny Joke Warning on 16:32 - Jul 14 with 6155 viewsBoston

Not made up, actually breaking news from New York...

The first female commissioner of the NY Fire Department, Laura Kavanagh, has decided to resign.

When asked why she was stepping down she replied, "it's time to pass on the torch".

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Corny Joke Warning on 08:52 - Jul 16 with 5922 viewsCateLeBonR

I can't decide what type of fish I saw swimming under the bridge today. I'm going to mullet over.
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Corny Joke Warning on 09:07 - Jul 16 with 5903 viewsjohann28

Corny Joke Warning on 08:52 - Jul 16 by CateLeBonR

I can't decide what type of fish I saw swimming under the bridge today. I'm going to mullet over.


I wouldn't bother. Bound to be a red herring
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Corny Joke Warning on 20:37 - Jul 16 with 5723 viewsSonofpugwash

Patient; "Doctor, what happens when we die?"
Doctor; "We clean down the bed and bring in a new patient. "

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Corny Joke Warning on 20:39 - Jul 17 with 5502 viewsSonofpugwash

Man goes in yo a library,says to the librarian "have you got a book about men with really small penises?"
She replies "It's not in yet"
"Yeah that's the one".

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Corny Joke Warning on 13:16 - Jul 18 with 5383 views222gers

I was driving up the A12 when I saw a car at the side of the road with his hazards on.
I pulled over to see if there was any assistance I could be of.
He said “I'm out of petrol, could you get me some”
I said “I can't but Jerry can”
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Corny Joke Warning on 15:09 - Jul 19 with 5188 viewsBoston

Myself and Mrs Boston were wed in a toilet.

It was a marriage of convenience.

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Corny Joke Warning on 22:44 - Jul 27 with 4761 viewsloftboy

I've got a bottle of Newcastle Brown stuck in my foot...



The doctor says it's an ingrowing toon ale.

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Corny Joke Warning on 23:09 - Jul 27 with 4709 viewsBoston

Corny Joke Warning on 22:44 - Jul 27 by loftboy

I've got a bottle of Newcastle Brown stuck in my foot...



The doctor says it's an ingrowing toon ale.



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Corny Joke Warning on 22:32 - Aug 1 with 4366 viewsBoston


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Corny Joke Warning on 16:34 - Aug 4 with 4043 viewsBoston

Mrs Boston was just telling me that 40 is the new 30.

Lovely women...banned from driving.

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Corny Joke Warning on 00:52 - Aug 8 with 3734 viewsBoston


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Corny Joke Warning on 01:02 - Aug 8 with 3727 viewsBoston


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Corny Joke Warning on 17:57 - Aug 16 with 3302 viewsEsox_Lucius

I went to donate blood today, never again! They asked way too many questions: where did the blood come from? Whose blood is it? Why is it in a plastic bucket.
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The grass is always greener.

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Corny Joke Warning on 10:33 - Aug 17 with 2972 viewsSonofpugwash

My first parachute jump and I was terrified.
My instructor said "If you don't jump I'll stick two fingers up your arse."
"And did you jump?" asked a friend.
"A little bit" I replied.

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Corny Joke Warning on 11:41 - Aug 17 with 2878 viewsloftboy

I didn’t think Monkey Pox was a real thing,

Then I saw their face, now I’m a believer.

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Corny Joke Warning on 11:05 - Aug 18 with 2674 viewsRebalhoop

Grandad Jim,from Stepney,came to see us yesterday,so we thought we’d take him out for a Curry,I love a good Ruby,says Grandad,anyway,there all are reminiscing about the good old days,when talk turns to Grandads favourite music,when just at that point,the waiter turns to Grandad and asks
“Do you like Channa Dall” Grandad says”Don’t like no Bowie songs son”
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Corny Joke Warning on 14:49 - Aug 18 with 8313 viewsSonofpugwash

Me and my companion were thinking about going on a Scandinavian jaunt by a hired classic car.Maybe a Fjord Escort?

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Corny Joke Warning on 22:53 - Aug 19 with 8042 viewsBoston

They knock those electric buses, but I tell ya they're bloody warm in the winter.

Until the Fire Brigade arrives.

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Corny Joke Warning on 23:08 - Aug 19 with 8026 viewsBoston

Two farm labourers are heading to the pub after work.

Suddenly they hear the roar of a motorcycle and as it passes are shocked to see the rider is headless.

Spooked by this apparition, they double down on their walk to the pub.

A few minutes later, they are startled by the sound of a bicycle bell, doubly so when the bike goes by, for the cyclist is also headless.

They continue walking when Mick turns to Jim and says "I'm thinking it may be a good idea to carry that scythe on your other shoulder".

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