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I'm a little sad at the news, as mentioned by Northern The Great Truthsayer, it could lead to the celebrated squad of inbreds pulling up their collective socks and getting back to playing.
They wanted him out and they've got him out; shame he couldn't have stayed until the New Year and dragged a few more defeats out for us to enjoy. Just have to hope the rot is so deep that they take a while to get back into their stride. A massive dose of something horrible for those twunts is what's in order.
True, I wish he could have stayed and got them relegated. Still, they might go for Redknapp. Double delight Christmas present.
The media coverage on this is embarrassing. BBC, ITV all leading with the story, interviews with ex players, reporters outside the ground and worst of all, on spot interviews with 'fans' paying tribute to him FFS! Utterly toe curling to the extreme.
Offical statement from WH Smith - 17th December 2015
In light of today's events in Cobham, all staff leave has been cancelled with immediate effect throughout Southern England. Stores will be operating extended opening hours in the run up to Chelsea Football Club's next home fixture, and staff have been drafted in from other regions to assist with the anticipated demand. Stock of Felt tip pens, colouring pencils and A4 jitter pads are also been reallocated from stores outside the South-East in a bid to ensure there is sufficient stock to meet our customer's needs at this difficult time.
Surrey police tweet: Surrey locals advised not to leave bed sheets on washing lines until after CFC's next home game.#lockupyourbedlinen
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I was just going to say Konk: STOCK UP!
A magnificent football club, the love of our lives, finding a way to finally have its day in the sun.
Just listening to last night's 5 Live Football Daily, and throughout Pat Nevin is in complete denial about the impending sack for Mourinho and lays into Jason Burt of the Telegraph for saying Mourinho was about to be sacked. Nevin really is the Comical Ali of Chelsea.
Exactly. It's terrible news. It was funny watching them fail. Funny watching them lose. It'll all stop now. They'll probably win the fkn Champions League or something. And it was funniest watching stuff like this...
Egret clip. Is it from "Derek & Clive" or "Derek & Clive ride again"? Peter Cook provocative bastard type rant. Love it!
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Just listening to last night's 5 Live Football Daily, and throughout Pat Nevin is in complete denial about the impending sack for Mourinho and lays into Jason Burt of the Telegraph for saying Mourinho was about to be sacked. Nevin really is the Comical Ali of Chelsea.
It's a real shame because about everybody else Nevin is a really decent, thoughtful pundit. He actually adds something to the discussion, rather than just blandly repeating stuff any old man of the street could say, and that's very rare among pundits. Only a small handfull, led by Neville, Carragher and Souness, are really worth listening to. But when it comes to Chelsea he's ludicrous.
It's a real shame because about everybody else Nevin is a really decent, thoughtful pundit. He actually adds something to the discussion, rather than just blandly repeating stuff any old man of the street could say, and that's very rare among pundits. Only a small handfull, led by Neville, Carragher and Souness, are really worth listening to. But when it comes to Chelsea he's ludicrous.
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I notice that Souness has gone on record with what most suspected - a couple of the big names in the dressing room were demanding he be sacked.
I notice that Souness has gone on record with what most suspected - a couple of the big names in the dressing room were demanding he be sacked.
The power these players have got at that level is scary. Even if it went bandy for them and the manager is backed they wouldn't give a monkeys as another 'elite' club in Europe would snap them up. Win win for them..
It's a real shame because about everybody else Nevin is a really decent, thoughtful pundit. He actually adds something to the discussion, rather than just blandly repeating stuff any old man of the street could say, and that's very rare among pundits. Only a small handfull, led by Neville, Carragher and Souness, are really worth listening to. But when it comes to Chelsea he's ludicrous.
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It's obvious this otherwise rational individual needs complete deprogramming from the cult.
Yeah. What's that about? There is only 1 club in West London.
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Exactly. It's terrible news. It was funny watching them fail. Funny watching them lose. It'll all stop now. They'll probably win the fkn Champions League or something. And it was funniest watching stuff like this...
Clive — these Chelsea channels are addictive viewing — I’m losing hours of my life watching their angry, confused, babbling outrage.
Has anyone checked on Louis this morning? Louis is volatile. He’s unstable. I’m worried about Louis — he’s not good at coping with disappointment and I think Mourinho’s sacking could push him over the edge. My favourite thing about Louis is that he’s essentially a 20 year old bloke who seems to have modelled himself on the persona and wardrobe of a middle-aged North London cabbie. Either that or his old man’s a cabbie and then we get into a nature/nurture debate. And if he gets this angry about Chelsea, don't get him fu cking started on cyclists and speed cameras.
Great exchange in this video: “If I say shoot for every time I said it this season, I’d be a millionaire” - “I think we all would be!” Eh?!
With the other presenters, they’re all massively thick, and that girl is really, really annoying, but I’m warming to Rory because he’s so dim it’s quite charming. I just want to give him a cuddle, a Stamford the Lion cuddly toy, and tell him it’s all gonna be okay. I think he’s probably a nice lad at heart. Just misguided.
Clive — these Chelsea channels are addictive viewing — I’m losing hours of my life watching their angry, confused, babbling outrage.
Has anyone checked on Louis this morning? Louis is volatile. He’s unstable. I’m worried about Louis — he’s not good at coping with disappointment and I think Mourinho’s sacking could push him over the edge. My favourite thing about Louis is that he’s essentially a 20 year old bloke who seems to have modelled himself on the persona and wardrobe of a middle-aged North London cabbie. Either that or his old man’s a cabbie and then we get into a nature/nurture debate. And if he gets this angry about Chelsea, don't get him fu cking started on cyclists and speed cameras.
Great exchange in this video: “If I say shoot for every time I said it this season, I’d be a millionaire” - “I think we all would be!” Eh?!
With the other presenters, they’re all massively thick, and that girl is really, really annoying, but I’m warming to Rory because he’s so dim it’s quite charming. I just want to give him a cuddle, a Stamford the Lion cuddly toy, and tell him it’s all gonna be okay. I think he’s probably a nice lad at heart. Just misguided.
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I'm so glad I went the Spanish way when I named my son Luis.
Rory, son. He’s got the Christmas jumper on, he wants to be having a nice time, but then the club go and sack Jose and now Christmas is ruined. Thanks for nothing, Roman.
Rory’s winning me over, big time. I just love watching his little mind ticking over as he digests whatever the person next to him is saying. I've got Rory fever.
Rory, son. He’s got the Christmas jumper on, he wants to be having a nice time, but then the club go and sack Jose and now Christmas is ruined. Thanks for nothing, Roman.
Rory’s winning me over, big time. I just love watching his little mind ticking over as he digests whatever the person next to him is saying. I've got Rory fever.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Rory is growing on me. I'm going to re-activate my FB account so I can post this and a few others on a couple of Chelsea mates. One used to absolutely hate Eastenders in the early days because 'All them Northern Mugs will fink we dress like Nick Cotton'' He will seriously do Hari Kari when he see's some of these vids.
Rory, son. He’s got the Christmas jumper on, he wants to be having a nice time, but then the club go and sack Jose and now Christmas is ruined. Thanks for nothing, Roman.
Rory’s winning me over, big time. I just love watching his little mind ticking over as he digests whatever the person next to him is saying. I've got Rory fever.
I thought there must be some mistake, given the size of the news and all the talking points around it, that this latest Daily Chewlsea (or The DC, as Jack has started to call it) was only 1.41 long. As it turns out, they did well to stretch it to even that!
Clive — these Chelsea channels are addictive viewing — I’m losing hours of my life watching their angry, confused, babbling outrage.
Has anyone checked on Louis this morning? Louis is volatile. He’s unstable. I’m worried about Louis — he’s not good at coping with disappointment and I think Mourinho’s sacking could push him over the edge. My favourite thing about Louis is that he’s essentially a 20 year old bloke who seems to have modelled himself on the persona and wardrobe of a middle-aged North London cabbie. Either that or his old man’s a cabbie and then we get into a nature/nurture debate. And if he gets this angry about Chelsea, don't get him fu cking started on cyclists and speed cameras.
Great exchange in this video: “If I say shoot for every time I said it this season, I’d be a millionaire” - “I think we all would be!” Eh?!
With the other presenters, they’re all massively thick, and that girl is really, really annoying, but I’m warming to Rory because he’s so dim it’s quite charming. I just want to give him a cuddle, a Stamford the Lion cuddly toy, and tell him it’s all gonna be okay. I think he’s probably a nice lad at heart. Just misguided.
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"My brain is just, there's so many fings going around in my brain, so many fings I could say."
Also, I want a comprehensive list compiled of "Things Louis hates..." Each one must start with "What I hate, right, what I really hate is..." whiskers on kittens and things like that.
Clive — these Chelsea channels are addictive viewing — I’m losing hours of my life watching their angry, confused, babbling outrage.
Has anyone checked on Louis this morning? Louis is volatile. He’s unstable. I’m worried about Louis — he’s not good at coping with disappointment and I think Mourinho’s sacking could push him over the edge. My favourite thing about Louis is that he’s essentially a 20 year old bloke who seems to have modelled himself on the persona and wardrobe of a middle-aged North London cabbie. Either that or his old man’s a cabbie and then we get into a nature/nurture debate. And if he gets this angry about Chelsea, don't get him fu cking started on cyclists and speed cameras.
Great exchange in this video: “If I say shoot for every time I said it this season, I’d be a millionaire” - “I think we all would be!” Eh?!
With the other presenters, they’re all massively thick, and that girl is really, really annoying, but I’m warming to Rory because he’s so dim it’s quite charming. I just want to give him a cuddle, a Stamford the Lion cuddly toy, and tell him it’s all gonna be okay. I think he’s probably a nice lad at heart. Just misguided.
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I barely managed to survive the 3 minute Saints Louis Rant - how long should i budget to recover from the NINE Minute Bournemouth Rant?
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