You heard it here 1st 18:35 - Nov 3 with 4898 views | EllGazzell | BREAKING NEWS: From a very reliable source in the 'Tunnel... there will be a UK-EU trade deal agreed next week. I quote: "Britain has CAVED. Unless someone in Westminster does something really stupid between now and then a deal will be signed." *clearly this cannot be ruled out! This will give the UK access to the Single Market, tariff and quota-free BUT with specific sanctions to be put on the UK if they lower standards or move away from the Level Playing Field on state aid etc. This means that the UK becomes a rule-taker inasmuch as when the EU implement new regulations or standards, the UK MUST also implement those new rules too, but without being in the room or being able to vote on drafting the new regulations. Importantly, this agreement does NOT keep the UK in the Customs Union meaning that the worst-case scenario of thousands of stranded trucks in Kent is still on the table as are the 30 million customs declarations required between GB and Northern Ireland, not to mention the hundreds of millions of new customs declarations required to ship from GB to EU customers. Also: FISH. The UK will allow EU boats to continue to fish in UK waters, yes French ones too but the UK's quota will be gradually increased by agreement. Based on history though, any new fishing quota issued to the UK will probably be sold to someone in Spain or Denmark in the future just like they did with the last ones - then cry foul play. Boris will sell this to the UK as a "great oven-ready deal". | ![](/images/avatars/1814.gif) |
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You heard it here 1st on 23:01 - Nov 3 with 4356 views | bocadave | Hope this is true. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
You heard it here 1st on 07:43 - Nov 4 with 4164 views | rochdaleriddler |
You heard it here 1st on 23:01 - Nov 3 by bocadave | Hope this is true. |
Me too | ![](/images/avatars/14968.gif) |
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You heard it here 1st on 10:04 - Nov 4 with 4023 views | Ancoats_Blue | #takingbackcontrol | ![](/images/avatars/24205.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
You heard it here 1st on 15:23 - Dec 24 with 3300 views | EllGazzell | Phew, it's finally public! Boris dressing this up as a "great deal for Britain" Good luck to you all... | ![](/images/avatars/1814.gif) |
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You heard it here 1st on 15:31 - Dec 24 with 3265 views | judd | But are we finally rid of Eurovision? | ![](/images/avatars/1067.gif) |
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You heard it here 1st on 16:24 - Dec 24 with 3153 views | DaleiLama |
You heard it here 1st on 15:31 - Dec 24 by judd | But are we finally rid of Eurovision? |
We'll see | ![](/images/avatars/17584.gif) |
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You heard it here 1st on 16:26 - Dec 24 with 3149 views | BigKindo |
You heard it here 1st on 15:31 - Dec 24 by judd | But are we finally rid of Eurovision? |
Hopefully. Being made to watch that made hefty inroads into the weekly alcohol budget. | ![](/images/avatars/1221.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
You heard it here 1st on 16:37 - Dec 24 with 3120 views | judd |
You heard it here 1st on 16:24 - Dec 24 by DaleiLama | We'll see |
Rather not. | ![](/images/avatars/1067.gif) |
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You heard it here 1st on 18:19 - Dec 24 with 2974 views | blackdogblue |
You heard it here 1st on 16:37 - Dec 24 by judd | Rather not. |
There are worse programmes on the telly.. EFL Quest on a Saturday is painful at the moment 😢 | ![](/images/avatars/22716.gif) |
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You heard it here 1st on 11:57 - Dec 25 with 2543 views | Yorkshire_Dale |
You heard it here 1st on 18:19 - Dec 24 by blackdogblue | There are worse programmes on the telly.. EFL Quest on a Saturday is painful at the moment 😢 |
The mid-week one has n't been so bad.. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
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