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Cucumber in sandwiches 17:14 - Nov 12 with 4468 viewsDeano19766

Is there a point to it? Horrible stuff that ruins the taste of an otherwise perfectly good sandwich. Lettuce and tomato, maybe even a bit of mustard or mayo, I can understand. But cucumber? Really? Nah
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Cucumber in sandwiches on 08:46 - Nov 13 with 1348 viewsPommyhoop

Cucumber in sandwiches on 08:39 - Nov 13 by Bluce_Ree

Cucumber is fine but f**king mayo is c*nt!

You can hardly ever buy a sandwich without the filthy fatty shit in it.


Lol .
Have to concur .I decided to get creative with cheese on toast once .
Lightly toast bread in toaster.
Liberally spread mayo on toast .
Add cheese . Splash of Lea and perrins.
Grill .

Fecking mayo did about 3 chemical reactions and ruined 3 bits of welsh rarebit.
Still ate it tho.

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Cucumber in sandwiches on 08:49 - Nov 13 with 1347 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Cucumber is great in slightly dry bread.

Raw onion is best though, you can add onion to anything. Occassionally this onion may be red as a treat.


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Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:04 - Nov 13 with 1329 viewsdoogi55

why would you put cuecumber in a sandwhich with cheese a digrace
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Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:13 - Nov 13 with 1323 viewspaulparker

Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:04 - Nov 13 by doogi55

why would you put cuecumber in a sandwhich with cheese a digrace


TBF Dairy Lea with Cucumber is a taste sensation for when you come home after 6 pints and there's nothing left to eat in the fridge

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Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:16 - Nov 13 with 1319 viewsTheBlob

If cucumbers are tasteless what about those f*cking white discs you get in chinese stir fry,water chestnuts are they?Chestnuts??They're as close to chestnuts as rat shit is to licorice.
At least you can put bits of cucumbers on your tired eyes.You try that with hot water chestnuts and you'll be screaming all the way to the 'orspital.

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Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:16 - Nov 13 with 1319 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Grilled in that thing that looks like a lasagne but is a bit more exotic Mmmmm nom nom nom

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Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:21 - Nov 13 with 1310 viewsTheBlob

Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:16 - Nov 13 by Metallica_Hoop

Grilled in that thing that looks like a lasagne but is a bit more exotic Mmmmm nom nom nom

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Yeah,that's all right Met,ratatouille and Brinjal Bhaji.......

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Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:24 - Nov 13 with 1305 viewsQPunkR

I think the reason most here are staunch anti-cucumber in sandwiches is you're thinking of shop-bought ones. That allows time for the devious green vegetable to make the rest of the ingredients sloppy.
Now, if you're making a fresh sandwich and add 'em in at the end. Delicioso!

And in Poland you eat cucumbers (proper cucumbers in weird shapes fresh from the ground - not the tasteless uniform shat you get here) straight up just with some salt. Tasteh.

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Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:30 - Nov 13 with 1296 viewswillis1980

Whats the point in cucumber?? Largely tasteless it is just a vessel for transporting water (which it is largely (90%) made up of) into the body.


They put it in sandwiches to give it a purpose, bit like they give SWP the stack of cones to lay out at training
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Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:37 - Nov 13 with 1285 viewsEastR

Cucumber in sandwiches on 22:38 - Nov 12 by BrianMcCarthy

A cucumber in a sandwich with any kind of fish is a good and wholesome thing, as long as it's put in just prior to eating.

Tomatoes, on the other hand....? That's just sick.


I think it must be an Irish thing Brian, I hate both, and anything resembling else 'rabbit food' on a plate.
What I can't get about cucumbers and tomatoes is how anything that's 99% water still taste shite.

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Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:38 - Nov 13 with 1282 viewsQPunkR

Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:30 - Nov 13 by willis1980

Whats the point in cucumber?? Largely tasteless it is just a vessel for transporting water (which it is largely (90%) made up of) into the body.


They put it in sandwiches to give it a purpose, bit like they give SWP the stack of cones to lay out at training



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Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:59 - Nov 13 with 1269 viewsPommyhoop

Cucumber in sandwiches on 09:37 - Nov 13 by EastR

I think it must be an Irish thing Brian, I hate both, and anything resembling else 'rabbit food' on a plate.
What I can't get about cucumbers and tomatoes is how anything that's 99% water still taste shite.


My eldest daughter used to call cheese and tomato sandwiches wet cheese sarnies when she was 5 or 6.and she loved them.
She's 22 now and she still loves them but she's gutted she cant get the best ones. The ones Nanny made.


edit .. she aint dead btw .Just miles away back in Blighty.
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Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:11 - Nov 13 with 1199 viewsMrSheen

Cucumber is vile. I can even tell when it's been lying on something else and has corrupted it with its evil humours. The last thing I want is a tastier cucumber.

And don't get me started on celery...
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Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:45 - Nov 13 with 1177 viewsBluce_Ree

Cucumber in sandwiches on 08:49 - Nov 13 by Metallica_Hoop

Cucumber is great in slightly dry bread.

Raw onion is best though, you can add onion to anything. Occassionally this onion may be red as a treat.



Raw onion is the ultimate in c**t. It takes f*cking horrible and makes me feel sick if it's in salads, even if it's only a tiny bit and I don't even taste it.

It's f**ked.

Cook that shit or you're EVIL.

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Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:47 - Nov 13 with 1174 viewsA40Bosh

Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:11 - Nov 13 by MrSheen

Cucumber is vile. I can even tell when it's been lying on something else and has corrupted it with its evil humours. The last thing I want is a tastier cucumber.

And don't get me started on celery...


I have an otherwise perfectly stable and happy marriage.

However, I had to recently advise Mrs A40Bosh that if she puts celery in ANY dish that is presented to me to eat, EVER AGAIN, it will be instant divorce.
Furthermore I advised her that the fact that "I cooked it differently" makes no basis for a counter argument.

Stuff should be made illegal.

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Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:52 - Nov 13 with 1134 viewsgordanoR

Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:47 - Nov 13 by A40Bosh

I have an otherwise perfectly stable and happy marriage.

However, I had to recently advise Mrs A40Bosh that if she puts celery in ANY dish that is presented to me to eat, EVER AGAIN, it will be instant divorce.
Furthermore I advised her that the fact that "I cooked it differently" makes no basis for a counter argument.

Stuff should be made illegal.


My Mother-in-law cooks a spaghetti bolognese with carrots & celery in it. Just spaghetti, mince, carrots & celery, no tomato, no garlic. It is devoid of all life, much like her really. My wife forewarns me when she has cooked the filth so I can get a curry on the way home. The bolognese goes straight in the bin.
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Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:52 - Nov 13 with 1134 viewsHantsR

I quite like the cucumber sandwiches the pages serve up when I go to Buck House garden parties.
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Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:59 - Nov 13 with 1125 viewspaulparker

Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:52 - Nov 13 by gordanoR

My Mother-in-law cooks a spaghetti bolognese with carrots & celery in it. Just spaghetti, mince, carrots & celery, no tomato, no garlic. It is devoid of all life, much like her really. My wife forewarns me when she has cooked the filth so I can get a curry on the way home. The bolognese goes straight in the bin.


In the immortal words of Don Logan
No, No, No, No, No, No No, No ,No
feck me Gordano, celery & Carrots in a Bolognese is plain wrong, your mother in law is plain evil
saying that I have known people to put carrots and baked beans in a chilli con carne those people need to be put against a wall and shot IMHO

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Cucumber in sandwiches on 16:48 - Nov 13 with 1112 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:45 - Nov 13 by Bluce_Ree

Raw onion is the ultimate in c**t. It takes f*cking horrible and makes me feel sick if it's in salads, even if it's only a tiny bit and I don't even taste it.

It's f**ked.

Cook that shit or you're EVIL.



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Cucumber in sandwiches on 18:33 - Nov 13 with 1084 viewsDWQPR

Cucumber in sandwiches on 15:47 - Nov 13 by A40Bosh

I have an otherwise perfectly stable and happy marriage.

However, I had to recently advise Mrs A40Bosh that if she puts celery in ANY dish that is presented to me to eat, EVER AGAIN, it will be instant divorce.
Furthermore I advised her that the fact that "I cooked it differently" makes no basis for a counter argument.

Stuff should be made illegal.


And any cûnt a that sing songs about celery should also be shot. Love cucumber in sandwiches especially with crab or such like. Now beetroot, what the fûcking hell is all that about.

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Cucumber in sandwiches on 18:39 - Nov 13 with 1082 viewsted_hendrix

Cucumbers have rights you bigoted bunch of bastards.

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Cucumber in sandwiches on 19:36 - Nov 13 with 1050 viewsMrSheen

Cucumber in sandwiches on 08:49 - Nov 13 by Metallica_Hoop

Cucumber is great in slightly dry bread.

Raw onion is best though, you can add onion to anything. Occassionally this onion may be red as a treat.



You'd love it here in Romania. The other night I was given an amuse-bouche of a plate of giant pork scratchings and a quartered red onion.
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(No subject) (n/t) on 20:02 - Nov 13 with 1031 viewsLancsBushRs

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