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What do you call a woman who throws all her utility bills in the fire? Bernadette.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it’s clear why everyone calls me handsome.
A woman at work started clutching her chest and asked me "Do you think I have acute angina?" I told her I hadn't seen it but that she has a lovely pair of breasts.
The grass is always greener.
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Corny Joke Warning on 01:26 - Sep 12 with 9279 views
A man goes to the doctor and says, "I've got a problem. I have 5 penises". The doctor replies, "Wow, how do your trousers fit?". The man replies, "Like a glove."
This has gone straight in at Number 1 on my list of favourite threads. So many LOL jokes, most of which I'd never heard before.
I met a girl in the pub last night and we ended up going back to her place. After a few more drinks we started kissing and having a bit of foreplay on the sofa. She looked at me and said 'Lets take this upstairs'. 'Okay,' i said, 'you grab the one end and i'll grab the other'
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Corny Joke Warning on 14:47 - Sep 12 with 8929 views
Some time after the crucifixion and resurrection, Andrew and Peter were out in their boat once again, fishing in Lake Galilee. They were having a bad day, catching almost nothing and Andrew reminisced that it had been great when Jesus was around as he simply told them to cast their nets over the other side and they had a bumper haul! Then Peter spotted a figure on the lake shore. "Hey, it's Jesus! fantastic.". "Come on out here and join us again mate, we're having no luck." Jesus heard them and waded out towards their boat but struggled to make progress when the water came up to his chin. "Oi Jesus, you used to walk on the water, what's up!?" "Well I didn't have holes in me feet in those days, did I!?"
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Corny Joke Warning on 16:11 - Sep 12 with 8860 views
A woman answers the phone to a heavy breathing pervert. He breathes “do you have a fat hairy sweaty cnüt?” She replies “yes he’s on the settee’ let me go and get him!”
The grass is always greener.
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Corny Joke Warning on 00:30 - Sep 13 with 8644 views