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The thread with no relevance 15:41 - Nov 9 with 35857 viewsDorse

I have only been on the back of a motorcycle once. My friend did a wheelie. I didn't like it.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The thread with no relevance on 15:43 - Nov 9 with 8739 viewskingsburyR

Deep!

Dont know why we bother. .... but we do!

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The thread with no relevance on 15:59 - Nov 9 with 8711 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Wheelies are much worse on a skateboard. I came off!

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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The thread with no relevance on 16:03 - Nov 9 with 8703 viewsPeterHucker

You know that bloke who used to present 15 to 1 back in the day, William something.
I saw him eating crisps in the car park at Fleet Services once.
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The thread with no relevance on 16:09 - Nov 9 with 8687 viewsElHoop

Paul McCartney's middle name is Paul.
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The thread with no relevance on 16:20 - Nov 9 with 8661 viewsPeterHucker

Ryan Stiles from Whose Line Is It Anyway is 1 day older than Cure singer and QPR fan Robert Smith.



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The thread with no relevance on 16:21 - Nov 9 with 8657 viewsHantsR

My cousin knitted baby socks for her infant cousin Perry Fenwick.
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The thread with no relevance on 16:22 - Nov 9 with 8654 viewsWilloW4

I've been on a motorbike many times, whilst in Charing Cross hospital after an accident the bloke next to me on the ward, suddenly sat bolt upright at 3am and shouted.." Gladys Emmanuel's cup size in 44dd"... I demanded a shot of what he was on...!
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The thread with no relevance on 16:29 - Nov 9 with 8634 viewsmikeygunn

I'm on a bus
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The thread with no relevance on 16:34 - Nov 9 with 8615 viewsDiscodroids

Monday afternoon Anecdote of no relevance.

Its those fleeting moments in time that I remember, those exchanges that pass in the blink of an eye.So small in time you could say they never happened at all..



Sitting at my work desk praying for 30 paracetomol, a plastic bag , a bottle of Tesco Scotch and some garden twine , flanked on all sides by Work Colleagues with whom i wouldnt have a meaningful word of exchange ,while we sat in a concrete bunker waiting for the earth to irradiate after a nuclear attack ..... I remember an old Friend called Dave the Gardener from my 7 year sabbatical in Brentwood, Essex.


Dave was a casualty of the 80's/90's Soho dojo of TV/RADIO Advertising .As was the fashion those days , Dave Managed to acquire a Quaker oats habit of such magnitude he Made mine look like Katherine Jenkins 'My cocaine hell' Blockbuster, in the News of the WorLd a few years ago when the Dramatic Welsh entity thought about going into rehab after being at a party when she witnessed the bloke out of Brush strokes "snort a white substance from a l.p. cover"..."Although it might not have been the bloke out of brush strokes, it might have been the bloke out of Love joy'


But Thats all by the by , Now , Dave Decided the Advertising world was'nt for him any longer and chose the path of a landscape gardener.. Be your own boss. wind in your hair. birds tweeting.All that karaokoe and caper. Again, im just painting the broad brush strokes here ,lovely bloke who kept his hand in . If you catch my drift.

When Dave called into our local he would,on occasion , after a few ales, sometimes not, address the Juke box and put on Rolf Harris 'Two little boys'..Being a Fisherman who can always spot another fisherman on the shore , i soon fkn well twigged that this was a signal to those in the know , that Gardener Dave was 'Long' i.e, Holding a significant amount of Quakers and so on and so forth.

However this was NEVER openly discussed as this would be very bad form in Essex Circles.And penaltys could be severe.

Anyway many months pass and One sunday morning in the boozer , there i was, a hangover bleeding from every orifice , when Dave walks in and sits down opposite.

Im gone, outers, a void , really hanging on the driftwood when i hear the Opening bars of 'Two little Boys ' drift from the speakers like a tender mothers lullaby in her screaming brats ears , Dave , with the old rouges smile , slides across the wrap of life givin/taking elixir across the pub table....". i just gots to know, Dave, Why 'two little boys ?"

"Because Glenn for you, There's always room on my horse for two..."

And i think that made Dave the Gardener , a wonderful human being..





thanks for being there.

Hello, My Name Is Glenn,
and i am a drug addict/alcoholic/Fiend/Probation Officer
and im 1515 days sober.for drugs anyway.
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The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

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The thread with no relevance on 16:34 - Nov 9 with 8614 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Shinano is the largest warship ever sunk by submarine.

It was originally a 'Yamato' class battleship

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Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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The thread with no relevance on 16:35 - Nov 9 with 8603 viewsessextaxiboy

I have just painted a manhole cover (black )
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The thread with no relevance on 16:43 - Nov 9 with 8582 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Water Colour or Oils? Was it on canvas?
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The thread with no relevance on 16:43 - Nov 9 with 8586 viewswarrenfox4

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child.

Just thought you should know
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The thread with no relevance on 16:55 - Nov 9 with 8562 viewsToast_R

"Froze the Balls off a Brass Monkey", comes from a naval saying whereby when a crew sailed in colder climates, the monkey (a device which held the cannon balls often made from brass) would freeze, become brittle and break, thus causing the cannon balls to roll over the ships gun deck.
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The thread with no relevance on 17:00 - Nov 9 with 8550 viewsitsbiga

I rebuilt the front forks on my GPz 750 over the weekend.

Poll: Serious concern we'll double drop?

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The thread with no relevance on 17:01 - Nov 9 with 8548 viewsHantsR

I can't find my rose clippers - guess that is a non secateur?
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The thread with no relevance on 17:06 - Nov 9 with 8525 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

The Liberal Democrats
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The thread with no relevance on 17:20 - Nov 9 with 8510 viewsPunteR

Fire doors don't need Perko closers fitted.

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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The thread with no relevance on 17:28 - Nov 9 with 8492 viewsWrightUp5hit___

5hit is brown due to bile from your gall bladder being metabolized by the bacteria in your intestines. This results in a byproduct called stercobilin, which, in turn, makes 5hit look brown-ish.

Without this stercobilin, your 5hit would typically look grey-ish/white. Because of this, a sure sign you are having problems with bile production, such as a blocked bile duct by a gall stone or something more serious like pancreatic cancer, is if you notice your 5hit is this white/grey-ish color.
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The thread with no relevance on 17:30 - Nov 9 with 8489 viewsjohncharles

Fire doors need overhead closers. Perko's not acceptable.
I have an old tee shirt with a Triumph Bonneville on it.
Every time I wear it people come up and tell me about the time they had a Bonneville.
I've never had a motorbike.

Strong and stable my arse.

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The thread with no relevance on 17:40 - Nov 9 with 8474 viewsTonto

I share by birthday with Rachel Hunter.

About a year back, this post would have been accompanied by a photo of the attractive Rachel not wearing much. But we are better than that now.

Why stop now, just when I'm hating it
Poll: How was the transfer window for you?

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The thread with no relevance on 17:41 - Nov 9 with 8472 viewsJuzzie

I didn't shave this morning.
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The thread with no relevance on 17:43 - Nov 9 with 8466 viewswarrenfox4

The thread with no relevance on 17:30 - Nov 9 by johncharles

Fire doors need overhead closers. Perko's not acceptable.
I have an old tee shirt with a Triumph Bonneville on it.
Every time I wear it people come up and tell me about the time they had a Bonneville.
I've never had a motorbike.


I've never had a motorbike..nor perko.
Never really wanted a fire door.
But soft close toilet seats are pretty cool
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The thread with no relevance on 17:44 - Nov 9 with 8455 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

The thread with no relevance on 17:41 - Nov 9 by Juzzie

I didn't shave this morning.


I did.

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The thread with no relevance on 17:45 - Nov 9 with 8454 viewseasthertsr

As a teenager I had a summer job for Avis Rent-a-car at Heathrow.
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