| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 06:36 - Oct 29 with 3334 views | PlanetHonneywood |
With the world lurching ever more toward self-destruction thus, hopefully assuming we're all still here, where will the Rangers be in four years time?
1. Owners/CEO - We will not be owned by the current lot, and Nourry will be elsewhere (MI5 probably). New owners talk a good game, but no cash to push on.
2. Division - still lower- to mid-championship.
3. Players - none of the current main players will be here. Chair overseas; Morrison doing ok top Championship side; JCS sold to a lower Prem side; Verane doing well in Spain or France. Dunne in Scotland; and Field at some top northern outfit. The rest retired or drifted away.
4. Ex-Players - Eze will be overseas; Dykes in the US; Sincs still in the Championship;
5. Manager/coach - Marti did ok by most measurements, now in Spain. The manager will be an ex-player.
6. Cups - still no great shakes, but we did make the 6th round by virtue of easy draws and lost to first decent side.
7. Neighbours - Chelsea right up there; Fulham down but back up straight away; and Brentford defying gravity.
9. Ground - Loftus Road.
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| Where will be QPR on 29 Oct. 2028 on 08:46 - Oct 29 with 3105 views | Superhoop83 |
16th in the Championship. |  |
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| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 09:39 - Oct 29 with 2967 views | FDC |
Owner / CEO / Manager / Kit Man. Bob Smith, former accountant. Led the administration process of 2027 before deciding he'd have a go.
Division - League 2. We got relegated so hard we bypassed League 1 altogether
Players - To maintain a competitive edge we are no longer allowed to know who we have signed or sold. Players play in V for Vendetta masks.
Ground - We dug down [Post edited 29 Oct 9:40]
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| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 10:03 - Oct 29 with 2876 views | DannyPaddox |
10. A pint of Guinness in the blue and white bar: £1,000 [Post edited 29 Oct 10:04]
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| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 10:22 - Oct 29 with 2823 views | DaBurgh |
Because of American and Asian money and influence the game and our glorious hoops will change thusly:
1. Soccerball ©ABC sports, games will now be played in 6 15 minute sections with 5 minute commercial breaks. It was deemed that waiting 45 minutes for a commercial break was not financially viable.
2.The game will not be stopped for substitutions, changes will be made, like in ice hockey, 'on the fly' players to be substituted will just run along the line and hop over into the technical area while his replacement runs onto the 'field of play' seamlessly.
3.QPR gets it's first AI powered management team, the last team in 1st division of the newly formed Dragon league.
4.Our new owner, ZI Yang Dong Yip, is the richest man in Shandong province, located on the yellow Sea in eastern China.
5.Our home games are now played at the Tsintao beer bowl in downtown Qingdao. Loftus road stadium has been torn down and has been replaced by the largest Asian supermarket in the western hemisphere.
6.In order to placate fans he has promised that all home games will be played on Saturday at 3pm. Unfortunately this is 4am Saturday morning London time, but big screens showing the games will be erected in the 'happy fat baby' supermarket car park. Please fold up the chairs and tables after the game and return to the storage sheds.
7.Lyndon Dykes is the sidekick on the match day live streams. But he was sacked after mis pronouncing the owner's name and referring to him as 'engorged monkey genitals'.
8.Zan Celar has signed a year extension and has promised he will break his duck this season. |  | | |
| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 11:07 - Oct 29 with 2709 views | QPROslo |
| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 09:39 - Oct 29 by FDC |
Owner / CEO / Manager / Kit Man. Bob Smith, former accountant. Led the administration process of 2027 before deciding he'd have a go.
Division - League 2. We got relegated so hard we bypassed League 1 altogether
Players - To maintain a competitive edge we are no longer allowed to know who we have signed or sold. Players play in V for Vendetta masks.
Ground - We dug down [Post edited 29 Oct 9:40]
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Due to rising sea levels and frequently abandoned games resulting from major floods, all plans involving digging down have been abandoned. As most Clubs, we are looking to build a new stadium on top of in demand mountains. |  | | |
| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 11:22 - Oct 29 with 2649 views | robith |
I'm not even sure there'll still be discernible human life on this planet by October next year, let along four |  | | |
| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 11:46 - Oct 29 with 2580 views | Toast_R |
Regretting not signing a loanee from the previous season. |  | | |
| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 14:10 - Oct 29 with 2326 views | TomS |
In the aftermath of the collapse of Premier League's case against Man City, Financial Fair Play rules are scrapped and there is a financial free-for-all in football leagues across the world. Investment in British football clubs is encouraged by the government who are prepared to cut all red tape to attract foreign investment into the country.
QPR get bought by a consortium of Columbian banana exporters, who spend a lot of money buying the best players around. Strangely, players who have poor games never get picked again and are never seen attending training sessions from then on, nor are they seen to be transferred to other clubs. They are just quietly forgotten and their names disappear from the official squad. Unusually for high earners playing for QPR, motivation and effort on the pitch appear to be high among the playing squad, who get promoted and qualify for the Champions League. Players are quick to applaud the new owners in interviews, and nobody has a bad word to say about them. |  | | |
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| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 14:31 - Oct 29 with 2276 views | qpr_1968 |
| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 14:10 - Oct 29 by TomS |
In the aftermath of the collapse of Premier League's case against Man City, Financial Fair Play rules are scrapped and there is a financial free-for-all in football leagues across the world. Investment in British football clubs is encouraged by the government who are prepared to cut all red tape to attract foreign investment into the country.
QPR get bought by a consortium of Columbian banana exporters, who spend a lot of money buying the best players around. Strangely, players who have poor games never get picked again and are never seen attending training sessions from then on, nor are they seen to be transferred to other clubs. They are just quietly forgotten and their names disappear from the official squad. Unusually for high earners playing for QPR, motivation and effort on the pitch appear to be high among the playing squad, who get promoted and qualify for the Champions League. Players are quick to applaud the new owners in interviews, and nobody has a bad word to say about them. |
we'll win our first game fyffe-nil. | |
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| Where will be QPR on 29 Oct. 2028 on 14:45 - Oct 29 with 2229 views | GaryT |
| Where will be QPR on 29 Oct. 2028 on 08:46 - Oct 29 by Superhoop83 |
16th in the Championship. |
Which also means we secured the final spot for the play-offs round of 16. |  | | |
| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 15:33 - Oct 29 with 2130 views | kensalriser |
| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 11:07 - Oct 29 by QPROslo |
Due to rising sea levels and frequently abandoned games resulting from major floods, all plans involving digging down have been abandoned. As most Clubs, we are looking to build a new stadium on top of in demand mountains. |
Once mountains, now islands. |  |
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| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 15:53 - Oct 29 with 2104 views | FredManRave |
Celar almost bedded in, just moments away from his first goal... |  |
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| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 17:07 - Oct 29 with 1974 views | joe90 |
Take your pick from the LFW glossary. |  | | |
| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 17:24 - Oct 29 with 1929 views | Match82 |
Are you asking what the 4 year plan is? |  | | |
| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 10:42 - Oct 30 with 1564 views | SimonJames |
Ground - forced to sublet from Spurs. |  |
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| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 00:32 - Oct 31 with 1319 views | DannyPaddox |
An interview with Christian Nourry: 2008.
In his parquet-floored cell Christian Nourry, a mere 30 years old, sips a glass of Puligny-Montrachet Premier Cru, and gazes through the windows of the open prison which lets in both a generous light and a splendid view of the city of Montevideo below.
“You know they used to call me Kim-Jong Nourry. It all seems so innocent now”, the ever so slightly tousle-haired Nourry mused.
But when allegations of extreme practices bent and twisted came to light his new soubriquet became simply Nourry Geller.
“I’ll admit a few loopholes have been worked on and teased but here we are with two World Club Championship titles under our belt. There’s been a lot of speculation. A lot of fuss over nothing but it’s not as if anyone’s been killed. Let me repeat there’s no proof anyone’s been killed”
As well as the phenomenal on-field success achieved by Queens Park Rangers, Nourry is also proud of the immense revenue he has helped bring to the club.
“Our unique streamed-hologram match day package reaches every corner of the globe” He purred. “And there’s also the 80,000 capacity Subterranean Stadium”
Nourry continued, “We’ve come a long way in the past four years but it’s important we stay humble. “I said recently to club legend and centre-forward, Žan Celar after he picked up the European Golden Boot award … “
Ah no jumped the shark with that last one. | | | |
| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 01:00 - Oct 31 with 1287 views | GaryHaddock |
30 year old Nourry will be celebrating his 40th year in the football industry. |  | | |
| Where will QPR be on 29 Oct. 2028 on 08:34 - Oct 31 with 1194 views | loftus77 |
Hanging on for dear life for a valuable 0-0 draw at Clarence Park ( St Albans City) in National League South. The following weeks local derby clash with Wealdstone will loom large. | | | |
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