| Your Three Wishes? 09:21 - May 3 with 4309 views | Sonofpugwash |
Right,you buy an old Persian carpet and you unroll it to find within The Genie who offers you three wishes.
What would you go for?Immortality?World peace? Extra cheese on that burger? |  |
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| Your Three Wishes? on 09:33 - May 3 with 4250 views | BlackCrowe |
1. cure for cancer etc
2. Rangers becoming a sustainable PL club
3. Three more wishes |  |
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| Your Three Wishes? on 09:42 - May 3 with 4214 views | robith |
Whenever I hear of Persian rugs, all I can think of is this old Kanye tweet
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| Your Three Wishes? on 09:43 - May 3 with 4213 views | Konk |
1) For everyone to live a safe, comfortable life, where they’re free to do their own thing as long as it’s not bothering anyone else.
2) Humans to find a more respectful and understanding balance with nature.
3) Fulham or Hibs to win the league.
If I’m allowed a 4th, I’ll go for the cats down my street to stop shi tting in my garden, the dirty twa ts. |  |
| Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts |
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| Your Three Wishes? on 09:48 - May 3 with 4192 views | BrianMcCarthy |
1) Equitable distribution of opportunities for people
2) A young Grace Kelly to move to my street, and
3) A holiday with na daoine atá imithe (the people who are gone) |  |
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| Your Three Wishes? on 10:31 - May 3 with 4127 views | Esox_Lucius |
1. constant wishes for life
2. see 1
3. see 1 |  |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Your Three Wishes? on 10:36 - May 3 with 4101 views | loftboy |
No more religion
No more cancer
No more wars |  |
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| Your Three Wishes? on 10:37 - May 3 with 4097 views | Suffolk |
1. Chelsea are relegated.
2. Reading are relegated.
3. The Russians pull out of the Ukraine. |  | | |
| Your Three Wishes? on 11:16 - May 3 with 4048 views | WokingR |
All I can say is that a lot of you are an awful lot nicer than I obviously am.
How can anyone consider goodwill to ALL men when there are the likes of John Terry out there ready to benefit. |  | | |
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| Your Three Wishes? on 12:06 - May 3 with 4015 views | Dorse |
Give mine to someone else. I'd only waste them on beer, crisps and vicious targeting of Chelsea, their fans, their fans' relatives, offspring etc.
Edit: kebabs. I forgot kebabs. [Post edited 3 May 2023 12:07]
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| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Your Three Wishes? on 12:58 - May 3 with 3967 views | bosh67 |
Agree with an earlier poster on 1.
1. cure for cancer etc
2. A kinder world to a lot of people and animals
3. Kylie Minogue to suddenly return to the UK, realising she's made a terrible mistake not meeting me while she lived here for 30-years |  |
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| Your Three Wishes? on 13:33 - May 3 with 3865 views | peterlund_dk |
Last time I unrolled an old Persian rug, we almost got caught by the Morality Police. |  | | |
| Your Three Wishes? on 13:45 - May 3 with 3829 views | SimonJames |
1. The ability to deduct any number of points, from any team, at any time in the season.
For example, oh the joy of putting Chelscum into the relegation spots on the last day of each season, until they are relegated down to the Ithsmian League
2. No more premature death
3. Sustainable biodiverse planet |  |
| 100% of people who drink water will die. |
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| Your Three Wishes? on 15:00 - May 3 with 3734 views | loftboy |
My alternative 3 , (hope Russian bot still reads this site)
1) state retirement age lowered to 60
2 ) state Retirement pension raised to £500 per week
3 ) free gas and electricity for all pensioners. | |
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| Your Three Wishes? on 15:02 - May 3 with 3732 views | Sonofpugwash |
I could do with a new toaster.
And some boxer briefs that don't ride up your arse crack. [Post edited 3 May 2023 15:03]
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| Your Three Wishes? on 18:21 - May 3 with 3594 views | rrrspricey |
Health and happiness for all friends and family |  | | |
| Your Three Wishes? on 07:09 - May 4 with 3429 views | kropotkin41 |
1. Full Communism (It probably isn't what you think it is)
2. Restoration of global ecosystems to, let's say, just 1750 baseline.. nothing too much, oceans full of whales... meadows full of wildflowers.
3. Instantaneous return to 1750 baseline ppm CO2 and methane. |  |
| ‘morbid curiosity about where this is all going’ |
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| Your Three Wishes? on 08:12 - May 4 with 3387 views | mikeygunn |
1. People to be 10% nicer to each other
2. QPR to play in Europe (even for one round, in the Europa conference)
3. I’d find 500k under the sofa to buy a nice house outright and have enough left over for some treats for me and the fam |  | | |
| Your Three Wishes? on 13:12 - May 4 with 3237 views | Bluce_Ree |
1. Michael Beale's mole to eventually sprout facial features and gain its own sentience but all it says is 'you're a c**t, Michael.' And mainly at like 3am.
2. To be in a timeline where Didier Drogba missed that Champions League winning penalty and it led to a protracted and painful period for the club that ended in their liquidation.
3. The ability to replace Putin's eyes with hot bees. |  |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Your Three Wishes? on 19:01 - May 4 with 3157 views | themodfather |
1) chelsea to be investigated for dodgy dealings under Roman, thrown out of football, stripped of titles and never to reform
2) england mens' team to win a major trophy before i am worm food or 2!
3) world resources and wealth to be fairly shared | | | |
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