| You couldn't make it up on 10:40 - Sep 12 with 3360 views | Highjack |
Major W@nk is a fantastic title. His sons Private W@nk and Corporal W@nk are following in his footsteps. The W@nk family could not be more proud. |  |
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| You couldn't make it up on 11:00 - Sep 12 with 3323 views | union_jack |
| You couldn't make it up on 10:40 - Sep 12 by Highjack |
Major W@nk is a fantastic title. His sons Private W@nk and Corporal W@nk are following in his footsteps. The W@nk family could not be more proud. |
They must have cursed the day that word become everyday usage in the States! |  |
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| You couldn't make it up on 11:41 - Sep 12 with 3271 views | BrynCartwright |
"Major W ank said the body part was successfully located by law enforcement"...comedy gold, but obviously not for poor Mr Frabutt. |  |
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| You couldn't make it up on 11:58 - Sep 12 with 3240 views | Swanjaxs |
She almost got away with it but cops had a tip off apparently 🆠|  |
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| You couldn't make it up on 12:17 - Sep 12 with 3228 views | sainthelens |
Poor cvnt hit the jackpot when he met her. |  | | |
| You couldn't make it up on 12:23 - Sep 12 with 3216 views | Banosswan |
| You couldn't make it up on 11:58 - Sep 12 by Swanjaxs |
She almost got away with it but cops had a tip off apparently 🆠|
Let's hope it stands up in court |  |
| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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| You couldn't make it up on 12:47 - Sep 12 with 3189 views | theloneranger |
There must have been problems when he was at school, especially when the teacher was calling the register ...
W@nk !!!!! |  |
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| You couldn't make it up on 23:18 - Sep 12 with 2991 views | Banosswan |
The Americans have no clue though | |
| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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| You couldn't make it up on 01:29 - Sep 13 with 2947 views | DJack |
| You couldn't make it up on 23:18 - Sep 12 by Banosswan |
The Americans have no clue though |
They know how to use a "full stop" though.  |  |
| It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan |
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| You couldn't make it up on 12:29 - Sep 14 with 2757 views | Banosswan |
| You couldn't make it up on 01:29 - Sep 13 by DJack |
They know how to use a "full stop" though. |
Game on. | |
| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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| You couldn't make it up on 21:46 - Sep 14 with 2690 views | DJack |
| You couldn't make it up on 12:29 - Sep 14 by Banosswan |
Game on. |
If it was "game on" I would have also pointed out another thread where you did the same.
If you wish to be triggered you crack on sunhine... I'm still sat here chuckling. | |
| It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan |
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| You couldn't make it up on 22:53 - Sep 14 with 2663 views | Banosswan |
| You couldn't make it up on 21:46 - Sep 14 by DJack |
If it was "game on" I would have also pointed out another thread where you did the same.
If you wish to be triggered you crack on sunhine... I'm still sat here chuckling. |
I thought that my response was light hearted FULL STOP
Whilst using swype on my phone, I'm not overly concerned with my punctuation.
However, you're obviously bothered by it; i apologise.
You cunnt ;) | |
| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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| You couldn't make it up on 02:25 - Sep 15 with 2615 views | DJack |
| You couldn't make it up on 22:53 - Sep 14 by Banosswan |
I thought that my response was light hearted FULL STOP
Whilst using swype on my phone, I'm not overly concerned with my punctuation.
However, you're obviously bothered by it; i apologise.
You cunnt ;) |
One N in cûnt...and no I'm not bothered but I will admit to not noticing your insoucience. Your apology is accepted. | |
| It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan |
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| You couldn't make it up on 22:06 - Sep 15 with 2483 views | Banosswan |
| You couldn't make it up on 02:25 - Sep 15 by DJack |
One N in cûnt...and no I'm not bothered but I will admit to not noticing your insoucience. Your apology is accepted. |
No umlaut either.  | |
| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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| You couldn't make it up on 23:46 - Sep 15 with 2411 views | DJack |
| You couldn't make it up on 22:06 - Sep 15 by Banosswan |
No umlaut either. |
 ...it's not an umlaut either.  | |
| It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan |
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| You couldn't make it up on 23:56 - Sep 15 with 2405 views | Banosswan |
| You couldn't make it up on 23:46 - Sep 15 by DJack |
...it's not an umlaut either. |
It could be...
I'm trying my best with my c in English language gcse ffs!
I'm trying to better myself  | |
| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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| You couldn't make it up on 23:58 - Sep 15 with 2403 views | DJack |
| You couldn't make it up on 23:56 - Sep 15 by Banosswan |
It could be...
I'm trying my best with my c in English language gcse ffs!
I'm trying to better myself |
I got a D...and it shows! | |
| It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan |
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| You couldn't make it up on 00:06 - Sep 16 with 2398 views | Banosswan |
| You couldn't make it up on 23:58 - Sep 15 by DJack |
I got a D...and it shows! |
Bet Warwick got an n. | |
| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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| You couldn't make it up on 00:09 - Sep 16 with 2393 views | Banosswan |
| You couldn't make it up on 23:58 - Sep 15 by DJack |
I got a D...and it shows! |
Plus I had you down as a low 'o' level type | |
| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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| You couldn't make it up on 00:14 - Sep 16 with 2389 views | DJack |
| You couldn't make it up on 00:09 - Sep 16 by Banosswan |
Plus I had you down as a low 'o' level type |
2 "O levels" both C's...you fit right in.  | |
| It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan |
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