Shìt Joke thread..... 21:41 - Nov 20 with 85572 views | Swanjaxs | My blond 19 year old next door neighbour has just asked me if I know about missing items from her washing line? ... I nearly shìt her knickers 😮 | |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:44 - Nov 20 with 19633 views | Swanjaxs | Get involved guys.... let's lighten the mood 😎👠| |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:44 - Nov 20 with 19630 views | dickythorpe | Did you hear about the band in Bermuda? The chap playing the triangle disappeared. | | | |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:45 - Nov 20 with 19621 views | Swanjaxs |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:44 - Nov 20 by dickythorpe | Did you hear about the band in Bermuda? The chap playing the triangle disappeared. |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:47 - Nov 20 with 19612 views | monmouth | Reminds me of a total animal I knew once whose chat up line was ‘i’d Like to get in your knickers....yeah, I’ve shit in mine’. He’d read somewhere that getting a girl to laugh was key, and he thought that little ice breaker might do the trick. | |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:51 - Nov 20 with 19575 views | Darran | Went to Derricks the other day and asked the guy behind the counter if he had anything by the Doors. He replied yes. Fire extinguishers. | |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:52 - Nov 20 with 19577 views | Swanjaxs |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:47 - Nov 20 by monmouth | Reminds me of a total animal I knew once whose chat up line was ‘i’d Like to get in your knickers....yeah, I’ve shit in mine’. He’d read somewhere that getting a girl to laugh was key, and he thought that little ice breaker might do the trick. |
I used to use the "I bet you a quid I can make your tìts move without touching them" chat up line... used to work sometimes but usually ended up in a slap! 😂 | |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:53 - Nov 20 with 19566 views | LeonWasGod | I went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu. | | | |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:56 - Nov 20 with 19555 views | Swanjaxs | Two parrots on a perch... one turns to the other and says "can you smell fish"?.... | |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:57 - Nov 20 with 19550 views | dickythorpe | "Oh, oh, oh" said Santa as he walked backwards [Post edited 20 Nov 2017 21:57]
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N/A. on 21:58 - Nov 20 with 19537 views | Huw57 | N/A. [Post edited 18 Jul 2018 5:07]
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:00 - Nov 20 with 19509 views | Darran |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:57 - Nov 20 by dickythorpe | "Oh, oh, oh" said Santa as he walked backwards [Post edited 20 Nov 2017 21:57]
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Whore whore whore said Santa as he walked through Liverpool. | |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:00 - Nov 20 with 19517 views | swan85 | Two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says "how do you drive this then?" | | | |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:01 - Nov 20 with 19516 views | dickythorpe | What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? - Women | | | |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:03 - Nov 20 with 19506 views | swan85 | Bear walks in to a pub and says, "I will have a pint of beer and ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................a packet of ready salted crisps please." Barman says "why the big pause?" Bear says "I was born with them!" | | | |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:04 - Nov 20 with 19487 views | lifelong | Bloke going up the M4 in a chariot being towed by a giant chicken, he crashes into a bridge and the chicken runs off. Police arrive and ask what happened, bloke says “ Big hens gone.” | | | |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:06 - Nov 20 with 19481 views | dickythorpe | A crab walks into a bar. Barman says, "Don't get snappy with me" | | | |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:07 - Nov 20 with 19469 views | Swanjaxs | "Knock knock" Who's there... "Irish burglar" .... ☘ | |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:09 - Nov 20 with 19462 views | BrynCartwright | Just to add to this bunch of the unfunniest, saddest jokes ever, a classic from Monty Python... "What I object to is all this sex on the television...well I mean...I keep falling off." Did you laugh? I thought not. | |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:10 - Nov 20 with 19460 views | jackportis | Hope I don’t get any splinters.....................touch wood. | |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:10 - Nov 20 with 19460 views | swan85 | What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A wonky [Post edited 20 Nov 2017 22:11]
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:12 - Nov 20 with 19448 views | jackportis | Windy today isn’t it. ............. no it’s not it’s Monday. | |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:12 - Nov 20 with 19445 views | Swanjaxs |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:09 - Nov 20 by BrynCartwright | Just to add to this bunch of the unfunniest, saddest jokes ever, a classic from Monty Python... "What I object to is all this sex on the television...well I mean...I keep falling off." Did you laugh? I thought not. |
He's not the Messiah.... he's a very naughty boy! Classic 😂 | |
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:13 - Nov 20 with 19441 views | oldcob | The YTS health centre receptionist asked Mr.Davies what his problem was "It's my cock innit" he replied. To which the YTS girl screamed in embarrassment. A senior receptionist told Mr.Davies to be more delicate in future. A week later Mr.Davies was there again, and the same young receptionist was behind the desk. "And what's wrong with you today Mr.Davies?" she said. Thinking of what the older receptionist had told him he said "It's my elbow innit" "And what's wrong with your elbow Mr.Davies?" asked the YTS girl. "Can't piss through it" he relied. [Post edited 20 Nov 2017 22:17]
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:13 - Nov 20 with 19437 views | arizlan | What do women and Kentucky fried chicken have in common? ...take away the leg and breast and your left with a smelly box! | | | |
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:16 - Nov 20 with 19414 views | arizlan | A one armed Irishman up a tree, how do you get him down? ...you wave at him | | | |
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