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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? 17:28 - Nov 16 with 13046 views

BazzaInTheLoft

.....at a match over something QPR related?

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 23:27 - Nov 16 with 3077 views

qpr1976

Only once.
'82, FA Cup Quarters, Palarse at home.
Pi!ssed, I celebrate Clive's winner a little too much. Old Bill collar me, I tell 'em where to go, slap on the bracelets !
In Shepherds Bush nick, a holding cell with about 10 others. All Palarse it seems.
1 scrote particularly verbal, giving it large as I'm singled out as QPR. Threatening to 'do' me.
So I keep schtum, mainly because I think 9-1 is not good odds. (tbf 2-1 & I'd think the same !)

A week or two later and same scrote, turns up at a QPR game ! He's an R and was keeping himself safe before. I'm fuming and go for him, but only manage a crap punch before I'm pulled away by mates and Plod get busy.

Never felt the need since, but I wish I could have finished it proper. Never crossed paths again.
Maybe he's an Eagle now ?

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 23:30 - Nov 16 with 3062 views

BazzaInTheLoft

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 23:12 - Nov 16 by BrianMcCarthy
Ya, he was right behind me. I was just chatting to my mate and he heard the accent and got stuck in me. I was a bit taken aback but naturally wasn't taking that accusation of all accusations as my pacifist beliefs mean a lot to me. In fairness he threatened me but apologised and it went no further. Gladly, as I wouldn't fancy falling out with another member of the Rangers family.

'I was a bit taken aback but naturally wasn't taking that accusation of all accusations as my pacifist beliefs mean a lot to me'

As I read that I had my fingers crossed that you finish with '.....so I smashed the cvnts teeth in'

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 00:13 - Nov 17 with 3007 views

hoopstilidie

Not yet but I'm a patient man.

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 01:40 - Nov 17 with 2956 views

WilloW4

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 23:30 - Nov 16 by BazzaInTheLoft
'I was a bit taken aback but naturally wasn't taking that accusation of all accusations as my pacifist beliefs mean a lot to me' As I read that I had my fingers crossed that you finish with '.....so I smashed the cvnts teeth in'

The opening question is shIte.. And then I saw who wrote it.!

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 01:52 - Nov 17 with 2946 views

isawqpratwcity

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 01:40 - Nov 17 by WilloW4
The opening question is shIte.. And then I saw who wrote it.!

I know you like dumping on Bazza's wishy-washy pink socialist sentiments (who doesn't?!!!), but you do know that that first 'question' was actually a quote from Brian McCarthy, don't you?

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Deaths of Thatcher and Mandela this year: Sad or Glad?

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 02:02 - Nov 17 with 2934 views

BklynRanger

Not at a match, but with the only other QPR supporter from the pub I used to drink in. Giant boozy mess in Tooting Bec when he decided that his bird had a thing for the universally accepted dog of a male stripper we'd hired to embarrass my Northern friend.

Anyway he wouldn't leave it, all went outside, he's trying to strangle women in the gutter, I dragged him off a couple of times but he was relentless. Eventually had to hit him quite hard with the bottom of a wine bottle which created some kind of 'rage blackout' where I came to with my hand round his neck up against a wall. All very odd.

On a not-bonkers day he was a lovely fella who I'd still have a drink with.

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 03:23 - Nov 17 with 2906 views

FDC

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 18:26 - Nov 16 by Hayesender
Witnessed a proper full blown punch up between QPR fans at half time away to Barnsley in the promotion season. The stewards couldn't believe what they were seeing. I informed them we've always had infighting for some strange reason

Was that between two middle-aged-to-older gentleman, one of whom was swinging a walking stick of some sort (!), with his younger son trying and failing to calm him down?

I can't remember whether that was at Barnsley, but it was definitely that season. Couldn't believe what I was seeing, they were properly going for each other, in the middle of a fight-club-style circle. The guy with the stick looked mean as you like.

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 07:13 - Nov 17 with 2844 views

kingsburyR

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 18:17 - Nov 16 by paulparker

Came very close at Wembley
A young lad 3 rows in front was offering out an old boy behind him who would have been at least 70 , this old boy was with his good lady and had probably asked said Herbert to sit down
I had the hump and went down there to tell this little Scrote to sit down before I knocked him down about 3 minutes later Zamora had scored and everyone was hugging each other

Saw a great toe to toe between 2 QPR fans before we played Barnsley ( cerny debut) these 2 were going at it hammer and tongs God knows what that was over

Only time I've ever thrown a punch at QPR was Pompey at home in 96 when they invaded the blue and white bar it was like the Wild West

Wasn't there that day.

Did Pompey make it as far as the Blue and White?

I thought the trouble was in ER???

Dont know why we bother. .... but we do!

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 07:43 - Nov 17 with 2811 views

aston_hoop

The atmosphere can get nasty when things are going badly but strangely also when things are going right. During the promotion season under Warnock, I attended a 0-0 with Derby where I spent most of the game getting threats including physical from a few of the idiots sitting around me as they had 'never seen my face before' so I must be a glory hunter. I worked most Saturdays that year so only managed to attend midweek games. They were all talk though and most left before the end anyway.

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 08:41 - Nov 17 with 2749 views

Konk

England v Portugal in Lisbon 2004; sat in a completely mixed block where everyone was getting on fine other than some forty-something div in a QPR shirt, who spent the whole game being a mouthy twa t, trying to pick fights with the Portuguese around us; one of whom had twice stopped him being thrown out by the police. In the end, we told him he was gonna get knocked on his ar se if he didn’t settle down, at which point he and his two mates flounced off calling us Dago lovers.

Asides from that, I gallantly stood aside so the non-pacifist elements in the Enclosure could engage with the QPR expeditionary idiot force in 1999.

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 09:12 - Nov 17 with 2692 views

ingeminate

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 07:13 - Nov 17 by kingsburyR
Wasn't there that day. Did Pompey make it as far as the Blue and White? I thought the trouble was in ER???

They were everywhere, loads in ellerslie, loads in loft think in South Africa too.

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 09:15 - Nov 17 with 2684 views

paulparker

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 09:12 - Nov 17 by ingeminate
They were everywhere, loads in ellerslie, loads in loft think in South Africa too.

Yep it was like rourkes drift in the blue & white bar at h/t that day
Plenty of QPR ready to wade in though, I think they were surprised we put up a fight
Does anyone recall the lone QPR lad in the SA who sparked out around 3 Pompey ???

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 09:22 - Nov 17 with 2664 views

Mvpeter

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 21:26 - Nov 16 by Northernr

I'm pisd at just about every match and have never felt the need to start on somebody. People who go to the football to fight, or go there and get in fights, I just don't understand - particularly as being at football is an aggravating factor in any subsequent court case.

The guy at Southampton last year who turned round and started on a guy with his very young lad sitting next to him - forcing the young lad to be passed away down the row out of the way of it terrified and in floods of tears - for apparently being "not positif enaff, suppawt yor facking team" deserved a fckng good shoeing though.

Pretty much what happened to my teenage brother. You've quoted the bloke.

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 10:15 - Nov 17 with 2577 views

Discodroids

One is never without his cat skin dueling gloves dipped in shattered resin and trusty grandfather Clockweight dropped down the leg of my pantaloons . Steel fish hooks sewn into my smoking Jacket by my tailor on Jermyn street is a must have this season.

Moreover, This terrace dandy also sharpens his briar churchwarden pipe to a keen edge that would have Jack spot weeping for his Nanny, A few Cheeky Maris pipers studded with razor blades in a secret pocket in my cumberband complete the ensemble of the ultimate Pavement artist

P.S..A Stove pipe hat with a leaded piano leg in it is a wise option, if playing thames old iron works fc , away from home

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The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 11:06 - Nov 17 with 2504 views

lave16

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 10:15 - Nov 17 by Discodroids

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to be childish about this... yeah got me hoop she was great... all her own teeth and tatoos and even shaved her mustache although I did get a bit of stubble burn... boom boom

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Are we gonna make the play offs?

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 11:37 - Nov 17 with 2439 views

PlanetHonneywood

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 23:27 - Nov 16 by qpr1976

I believe he is indeed an Eagles fan and is known around there as, David 'Kid' Jensen!

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 12:07 - Nov 17 with 2383 views

Antti_Heinola

Never physical, but to my shame, three close calls...

1. Bloke really coating off Nygaard. I suggested he was wrong. Things began to get heated. Then we both looked round as he headed one in at the Loft in front of us (think we won 1-0). We looked at each other, smiled, thumbs up. Always been grateful to Marc for saving me there!

2. My total shame. Blackpool game few years back. We were losing at HT. People booed. I reached round and pushed someone's shoulder to get his attention and told him to stop (I'd had a couple). Suddenly, it got a bit nasty. His mate waded in, we argued, a few others around had a go at me, and I got aggressive in defence. Soon me and the guy's mate were offering each other out (christ knows why - he would have killed me). Somehow it calmed down. Not sure how. But it continued to be nasty with some argy bargy.
I apologised next game and we've been mates ever since! But always cringe when I remember it.

3. Walking down to my seat as a teenager. I had a hot chocolate in my hand. Someone stood up on the end of the row as I got there and his arm hit mine and the chocolate flew into the air and landed on an innocent bystander, who I thought was going to murder me. Luckily, he took it extraordinarily well and received no burns - shudder to think what would have happened it it had hit skin - those things are freaking molten hot!

Bare bones.

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 12:17 - Nov 17 with 2356 views

SimonJames

April 1988 (home to Shef Wed), had a bit of a tussle with another R for a piece of the Omniturf. Stewards moved in and I think we escaped with about two square inches each.

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 12:48 - Nov 17 with 2308 views

Dorse

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 10:15 - Nov 17 by Discodroids

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My Dad used to tell me about things like that happening in his local cinema!

He also said you'd often get ruffians pissing over the balcony, dropping lit fags down people's necks and, every so often you'd hear "Rumble!!!" and the whole place would get wrecked in the wake of a colossal fight. I remember him telling me you needed a coal scuttle helmet, bayonet and trench coat to enjoy the movie in safety.

Maris pipers? Very nice. King Edwards are so last season, daaahling.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 13:24 - Nov 17 with 2250 views

Stanisgod

There is rather a tasty sort who sits 2 rows in front of...........................oh, I thought it said "physical attraction"

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 13:33 - Nov 17 with 2230 views

A40Bosh

One Tuesday evening game a few years back I had the misfortune to be in the lower loft and this mouthy women who had never been in the LL before was sat beside me and was absolutely bladdered and as the game wore on, and we weren't having a good game as usual, she was getting mouthier and mouthier and using really horrific language. There were loads of kids around and some of the parents were turning around and glaring at her and she was telling them to stop looking at her and offering them out.
In the end I had to pipe up as she had really gone too far and no sooner had I given her a piece of my mind, she took out the miniature Smirnoff bottle she had been craftily slugging from, drained it and then smashed it on top of my head - fortunately I was wearing a woolly hat which softened the blow.
I couldn't help myself and I am not proud of it as I had never raised my hand to a women before, but I gave her a left hook which sent her half way down the aisle. People helped her up and tried to restrain her but she wrestled free and came at me again. I managed to block a couple of blows but then she tried to knee me in the nuts, so I caught her straight on the chin and that took the fight out of her.

At that point the stewards and the old bill arrived and people around us were telling them that I was acting in self defense and that she had bottled me first and had been really abusive.

They took us both out of the ground and she was still fighting the coppers and it took 4 of them to throw her in the back of the van and they carted her off to Shepherds Bush nick.

Once my details were taken by the old bill and the club, I asked to go back in to see the rest of the match and everyone in our row was taking my side and said that she was totally out of order and I agreed that in hindsight I should have knocked her out properly the first time.

6:30am the next morning I got a call which woke me up from the old bill asking me whether I wanted to press charges for the assault otherwise they were going to let her go as she had sobered up and had spent the whole night in the cell throwing up. I thought about it and decided it was probably better to let sleeping dogs lie rather than go through the whole court process.

The coppers then said that she would be "processed" within and hour and could I drive up and collect her as she was still feeling so rough. I told them there was not a chance in hell of that as I had to get to work and she could make her own way home and told them to tell her that we were also out of milk.

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 13:37 - Nov 17 with 2214 views

Discodroids

For some reason i always imagine my old mate Dave B as' Bolo' from' Enter the dragon' , Folding people up like deck chairs on the way to get his half time cuppa of jasmine tea.

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 13:42 - Nov 17 with 2197 views

WokingR

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 13:37 - Nov 17 by Discodroids
For some reason i always imagine my old mate Dave B as' Bolo' from' Enter the dragon' , Folding people up like deck chairs on the way to get his half time cuppa of jasmine tea.

Glad it's not just me
He's just too damned reasonable
By day, he's Dave the mild mannered janitor
By night, he's Hong Kong f*cking fuey

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 13:44 - Nov 17 with 2193 views

Discodroids

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 13:42 - Nov 17 by WokingR
Glad it's not just me He's just too damned reasonable By day, he's Dave the mild mannered janitor By night, he's Hong Kong f*cking fuey

lol!!

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 13:45 - Nov 17 with 2192 views

CroydonCaptJack

A couple of years ago in X Block two blokes sitting near me had a punch up over booing Bobby Zamora.

The irony of it all was the way his goal took us up a month or two later.

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