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Classic Verses from classic songs. 21:48 - Dec 6 with 24096 viewsted_hendrix

Here's one;

"I've been drivin' all night,
My hand's wet on the wheel
There's a voice in my head
That drives my heel
It's my baby callin',
Says: I need you here
And it's a half past four
And I'm shifting gear"

Here's another one;

"Jackie is just speeding away
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash
Said, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk on the wild side."
I said, "Hey, honey,
Take a walk on the wild side."
And the coloured girls say,
"Doo do doo do doo do do doo..."

And then there was this cracker;

"Come on baby, eat the rich,
Put the bite on the son of a bitch,
Don't mess around, don't give me no switch,
C'mon baby eat the rich
C'mon baby eat the rich"

Jimi doing his stuff as only Jimi could;

"Oh! Move over, Rover
and let Jimi take over
Yeah, you know what I'm talking 'bout
Yeah, get on with it, baby
That's what I'm talking 'bout
Now dig this!
Ha!
Now listen, baby"

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 10:18 - Dec 7 with 1909 viewsade_qpr

I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
Men weren't meant to ride
With the clouds between their knees

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 10:19 - Dec 7 with 1909 viewsisawqpratwcity

Home improvement expert, Harold Hill of Harold Hill,
Of Do-It-Yourself dexterity and double glazing skill,
Came home to find another gentleman's kippers in the grill,
So he sanded off his winkle...with his Black and Decker drill.

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 10:26 - Dec 7 with 1891 viewsMick_S

Every night mi go to sleep mi have wet dreams
Every night mi go to sleep mi have wet dreams
Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down

You in your small corner, I stand in mine
Throw all the punch you want to, I can take them all

Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down

.. Musical interlude

Look how you're big and fat, like a big, big shot
Give the crumpet to big foot joe, give the fanny to me

Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Huh, Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Huh, lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
So he said, lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
Huh, lie down gal let me push it up push it up lie down
... Ende!

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 10:35 - Dec 7 with 1879 viewsisawqpratwcity

A world become one
Of salads and sun
Only a fool would say that
A boy with a plan
A natural man
Wearing a white stetson hat
Unhand that gun be gone
There's no one to fire upon
If he's holding it high
He's telling a lie

I heard it was you
Talkin' 'bout a world
Where all is free
It just couldn't be
And only a fool would say that

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 10:46 - Dec 7 with 1866 viewswelwynranger

Classic Verses from classic songs. on 01:52 - Dec 7 by FDC

I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house.
I don't know why I call him Gerald.
He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.


Remembering the Old Floyd . Arnold Lane had some strange hobbies
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 11:34 - Dec 7 with 1837 viewswelwynranger

Edgar Broughton Band. Apache Dropout.

I think that I love her
Cos. I fancy her mother
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 12:17 - Dec 7 with 1812 viewsWrightUp5hit___

I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from Clapham
Out on the windy common
That night I ain't forgotten
When she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions
I said, "You are a lady"
"Perhaps," she said, "I may be"
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 12:33 - Dec 7 with 1792 viewsWrightUp5hit___

Or perhaps a real oldie

Come you masters of war
You that build all the guns
You that build the death planes
You that build all the bombs
You that hide behind walls
You that hide behind desks
I just want you to know
I can see through your masks.


You that never done nothin'
But build to destroy
You play with my world
Like it's your little toy
You put a gun in my hand
And you hide from my eyes
And you turn and run farther
When the fast bullets fly.


Like Judas of old
You lie and deceive
A world war can be won
You want me to believe
But I see through your eyes
And I see through your brain
Like I see through the water
That runs down my drain.


You fasten all the triggers
For the others to fire
Then you set back and watch
When the death count gets higher
You hide in your mansion'
As young people's blood
Flows out of their bodies
And is buried in the mud.


You've thrown the worst fear
That can ever be hurled
Fear to bring children
Into the world
For threatening my baby
Unborn and unnamed
You ain't worth the blood
That runs in your veins.


How much do I know
To talk out of turn
You might say that I'm young
You might say I'm unlearned
But there's one thing I know
Though I'm younger than you
That even Jesus would never
Forgive what you do.


Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul.


And I hope that you die
And your death'll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand over your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead.
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 12:36 - Dec 7 with 1792 viewsTonto

Sex jibe husband murders wife
Bomb blast victim fights for life
Girl Thirteen attacked with knife

Princess Di is wearing a new dress

Jet airliner shot from sky
Famine horror, millions die
Earthquake terror figures rise

Princess Di is wearing a new dress

You can't change the world
But you can change the facts
And when you change the facts
You change points of view
If you change points of view
You may change a vote
And when you change a vote
You may change the world

Why stop now, just when I'm hating it
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 12:39 - Dec 7 with 1789 viewsR_from_afar

#1
Oh I can still remember
Jenny Hernando
She was my little lovely one
When I was seventeen.
I remember the day that she
Gave me her virginity
And then she gave it to everyone
In our vicinity.

#2
When the morning comes you won't be mine
I know that angels come from time to time
There's nothing much to see just sensuality
I know that angels come from time to time
On a perfect day come my way
And see what matters and what you'll never find
There's a storm in your eyes when your body's next to mine
I know that angels come from time to time

#3
Now in darkness, world stops turning,
ashes where the bodies burning.
No more war pigs have the power,
hand of god has struck the hour.
Day of judgement, god is calling,
on their knees the war pigs crawling.
Begging mercy for their sins,
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings...Oh lord, yeah!

#4
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air
You better watch out
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Jordan and I have seen
Things are not what they seem.

What do you get for pretending the danger's not real
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes
Now things are really what they seem
No, this is no bad dream.

#5
Yo fat lip man
Yo man they tryin' to run a 5-0 move on us man
Yo man
You got to tell the suckers what's up boy
Yeah ha-ha

I got a letter from the DMV
The other day
I opened and read it
It said they were suckers
They tried to tell me that my license was suspended
I got offended
For a minute then pretended
That I never even got the damn letter
It's nine o'clock
On the dot
So I think I'd better
Scoot off to school
'cause in class there's a test
I gotta dress fast
Grab my glasses and my vest
Oh damn
As hardheaded as I am
Hopped in my hootie ride
Pumped up the jam
Put it in reverse
Into first
And disperse and
From that very moment on my day got worse

As I was standing in the street
I suddenly seen the smoke
I know that Derek's on his way
I ran to get my coat
And a bag from the room
It took a minute, boom
Hopped into the car
We drove away in a zoom
I assume doom
As we were drivin' on the gravel
At any given minute we could have a shortened travel
So I ramble
About my life (is that's a) shambles
Should of took the bus
A bus without the (silence horses)
Oh nice
I wish we had good bikes
We need to exercise
Maybe we could take a hike
An' you could give Sheri back those car keys
Because everywhere I walk I would not have to say please

[Repeat: x4]
Please
Don't pull me over Mr. officer
Don't pull me over Mr. officer please

Away
To our destination
No license no insurance
Not even registration
Tags on the plate say December '82
Car's so dirty it looks gray
But it's really blue
Who would
Think we're up to good
Four black nigg@s ridin' through the neighborhood
In hats and glasses
Makin' funny passes
Like drivin' slowly
Playin' low-key for asses
Knowin' damn well one shine will harass us
And all the while
We see girls jog
Sheri's little car is pourin' out smog
Then we made a right and I spotted one in tights (ooh)
(yo baby what's up, pull over)

(you live with your homeboys? Yeah I live with my
Homeboys, that's where you're takin' me to your house
Where your homeboys are? I mean but they're not
Home, you ain't got your own crib? naw I ain't got)
(5-0 man, 5-0)

Lights, action
Without the camera
Side-greens and high beams
Two to a tee
The blue coat billy goats are crowding up my rear view
Hot on the trail of an innocent being
My heartbeat is racin' at a pace so fast
I'm wishin' that the coppers would get off my ass
My tail, can't go to jail 'cause it's wack
What would happen to my girl and my record contract
Yo fellas (what)
Take off the baseball caps
Word up I heard that the nerves get tapped
And throw on the glasses and give up the (tees)
Oh please don't pull me over officer please
I'm discombobulated (what)
Discombobulated (what)
Discombobulated malfunctionated faded
F-a-d-e-d
I can't believe it's me
Oh please
Oh please
Oh please
Oh please
Oh

[Repeat: x4]
Please
Don't pull me over Mr. officer
Don't pull me over Mr. officer please

(you don't have a license, you have a warrant, you have
Ninety parking tickets we have to take you in uh...give me
A break, sh1t man I didn't do nothin' man, OK so, so
Nobody has a license? OK uh, how're you gonna accuse
Me of doin' something dude, yeah you guys are definitely
Goin' to jail here, OK let's get that impound truck uh right
Over here um, we're getting pulled over we're going to jail)

RFA

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 12:40 - Dec 7 with 1787 viewsTacticalR

Somehow I found myself down at the dockside
Thinking about the old days of Liverpool and Rotherhithe
The transparent people who live on the other side
Living a life that is almost like suicide

Elvis Costello, New Amsterdam

Air hostess clique

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 12:42 - Dec 7 with 1782 viewsisawqpratwcity

Jesus died for somebody's sins,
But not mine.

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 12:52 - Dec 7 with 1770 viewsCiderwithRsie

My old man said be a ...maybe not, after all
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 12:56 - Dec 7 with 1765 viewswhiffer

Classic Verses from classic songs. on 09:57 - Dec 7 by johncharles

good evening i'm from Essex
in case you couldn't tell
my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
and I'm doing very well

had a love affair with Nina
in the back of my Cortina
a seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener
she took me to the cleaners
and other misdemeanours
but I got right up between her
rum and her Ribena

well, you ask Joyce and Vicki
if candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and i'm doing very well

I bought a lot of brandy
when I was courting Sandy
took eight to make her randy
and all I had was shandy
another thing with Sandy
what often came in handy
was passing her a 'Mandy'
she didn't half go bandy

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
if I ever took the mickey
I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

I'd rendezvous with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet
her mother tried to ban it
her father helped me plan it
and when I captured Janet she bruised her pomegranet

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
if i ever shaped up tricky
I'm not a blooming thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

you should never hold a candle if you don't know where it's been
the jackpot is in the handle on a normal fruit machine

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
who's their favourite brickie
I'm not a common thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

I know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblesse
kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness

my given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
I thought you'd never guess

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
a pair of squeaky chickies
I'm not a flaming thicky I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

oh golly, oh gosh come and lie on the couch
with a nice bit of posh from Burnham-on-Crouch

my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
and I ain't a sloutch

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
about Billericay Dickie
I ain't an effin' thicky
you ask Joyce and Vicki
and I'm doing very well

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Any Blockheads song has got to be a good call
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 13:03 - Dec 7 with 1758 viewswhiffer

My nomination for Bernie Taupin:

Wise men say
It looks like rain today
It crackled on the speakers
And trickled down the sleepy subway trains
For heavy eyes could hardly hold us
Aching legs that often told us
It's all worth it
We all fall in love sometimes

The full moon's bright
And starlight filled the evening
We wrote it and I played it
Something happened it's so strange this feeling
Naive notions that were childish
Simple tunes that tried to hide it
But when it comes
We all fall in love sometimes

Did we, didn't we, should we couldn't we
I'm not sure `cause sometimes we're so blind
Struggling through the day
When even your best friend says
Don't you find
We all fall in love sometimes

And only passing time
Could kill the boredom we acquired
Running with the losers for a while
But our Empty Sky was filled with laughter
Just before the flood
Painting worried faces with a smile
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 13:09 - Dec 7 with 1751 viewsheadhoops

okay, so let's agree about the price
And make it one jet airliner for ten prisoners
boats an' tanks and planes, it's your game
kings an' queens an' generals learn your name
i see all the innocents, the human sacrifice
and if death comes so cheap
then the same goes for life!
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The wives hate their husbands and their husbands don't care
Their children daub slogans to prove they lived there
A giant pipe organ up in the air
You can't live in a home which should not have been built
By the bourgeoise clerks who bear no guilt
When the wind hits this building this building it tilts
One day it will surely fall to the ground...

-------

or from GO4

"Love crops up quite a lot as something to sing about
Cos most groups make most of their songs about falling in love
Or how happy they are to be in love
You occasionally wonder why these groups do sing about it all the time -
It's because these groups think there's something very special about it
Either that or else it's because everybody else sings about it and always has
You know to burst into song you have to be inspired
And nothing inspires quite like love

These groups and singers think that they appeal to everyone
By singing about love because apparently everyone has or can love
Or so they would have you believe anyway
But these groups seem to go along with what, the belief
That love is deep in everyone's personality
I don't think we're saying there's anything wrong with love
We just don't think that what goes on between two people
Should be shrouded with mystery."

Love'll get you like a case of anthrax
And that's something I don't want to catch
Love'll get you like a case of anthrax
And that's something I don't want to catch

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 13:55 - Dec 7 with 1716 viewsjonno

On a morning from a Bogart movie
In a country where they turn back time
You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre
Contemplating a crime

She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running
Like a watercolor in the rain
Don't bother asking for explanations
She'll just tell you that she came

In the year of the cat

She doesn't give you time for questions
As she locks up your arm in hers
And you follow till your sense of which direction
Completely disappears

By the blue tiled walls near the market stalls
There's a hidden door she leads you to
These days, she says, "I feel my life
Just like a river running through"

The year of the cat

Why she looks at you so coolly?
And her eyes shine like the moon in the sea
She comes in incense and patchouli
So you take her, to find what's waiting inside

The year of the cat

Well morning comes and you're still with her
And the bus and the tourists are gone
And you've thrown away your choice and lost your ticket
So you have to stay on

But the drumbeat strains of the night remain
In the rhythm of the new-born day
You know sometime you're bound to leave her
But for now you're going to stay

In the year of the cat
Year of the cat
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 14:22 - Dec 7 with 1695 viewshopphoops

Classic Verses from classic songs. on 09:57 - Dec 7 by johncharles

good evening i'm from Essex
in case you couldn't tell
my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
and I'm doing very well

had a love affair with Nina
in the back of my Cortina
a seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener
she took me to the cleaners
and other misdemeanours
but I got right up between her
rum and her Ribena

well, you ask Joyce and Vicki
if candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and i'm doing very well

I bought a lot of brandy
when I was courting Sandy
took eight to make her randy
and all I had was shandy
another thing with Sandy
what often came in handy
was passing her a 'Mandy'
she didn't half go bandy

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
if I ever took the mickey
I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

I'd rendezvous with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet
her mother tried to ban it
her father helped me plan it
and when I captured Janet she bruised her pomegranet

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
if i ever shaped up tricky
I'm not a blooming thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

you should never hold a candle if you don't know where it's been
the jackpot is in the handle on a normal fruit machine

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
who's their favourite brickie
I'm not a common thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

I know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblesse
kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness

my given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
I thought you'd never guess

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
a pair of squeaky chickies
I'm not a flaming thicky I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

oh golly, oh gosh come and lie on the couch
with a nice bit of posh from Burnham-on-Crouch

my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
and I ain't a sloutch

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
about Billericay Dickie
I ain't an effin' thicky
you ask Joyce and Vicki
and I'm doing very well

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i've always had the hots for Nina, i was going to post that verse.

In second place:

Well, I asked the doctor if I could see you
It’s bad for your health, he said
Yes, I disobeyed his orders
I came to see you
But I found him there instead
You know, I don’t mind him cheatin’ on me
But I sure wish he’d take that off his head
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 14:48 - Dec 7 with 1667 viewsthemodfather

i'll keep it short and sweet a line from "going underground" still relevant today ( more so with cuts in everything)
"you'll see kidney machines replaced by rockets and guns"
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 15:53 - Dec 7 with 1643 viewsjohncharles

Classic Verses from classic songs. on 14:22 - Dec 7 by hopphoops

i've always had the hots for Nina, i was going to post that verse.

In second place:

Well, I asked the doctor if I could see you
It’s bad for your health, he said
Yes, I disobeyed his orders
I came to see you
But I found him there instead
You know, I don’t mind him cheatin’ on me
But I sure wish he’d take that off his head
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat


Sits on your head like a mattress on a bottle of wine

Strong and stable my arse.

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 16:07 - Dec 7 with 1632 viewswelwynranger

Classic Verses from classic songs. on 14:48 - Dec 7 by themodfather

i'll keep it short and sweet a line from "going underground" still relevant today ( more so with cuts in everything)
"you'll see kidney machines replaced by rockets and guns"


The public wants what the public gets
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 16:20 - Dec 7 with 1627 viewsjohncharles

I came home one night you were lying
Legs around a man's bum
You saw me you were laughing
But you cried when you saw my gun

Strong and stable my arse.

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 16:31 - Dec 7 with 1620 viewsElHoop

Classic Verses from classic songs. on 16:07 - Dec 7 by welwynranger

The public wants what the public gets


On a similar but different note:

Rows and rows of disused milk floats
Stand dying in the dairy yard
And a hundred lonely housewives
Clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 16:32 - Dec 7 with 1617 viewsjohncharles

Mm, yeah, don't try me nobody
'Cos you will never win
I'll fight the army and navy
Somebody gives me my gin.

Strong and stable my arse.

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 16:37 - Dec 7 with 1614 viewsPunteR

To change the mood a little
I've been posing down the pub
On seeing my reflection
I'm looking slightly rough

I fancy this, I fancy that
I want to be so flash
I give a little muscle
And I spend a little cash

But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time I'm sober
I've forgotten what I've had
And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat
Cool for cats

Shake up at the disco
And I think I've got a pull
I ask her lots of questions
And she hangs on to the wall

I kiss her for the first time
And then I take her home
I'm invited in for coffee
And I give the dog a bone

She likes to go to discos
But she's never on her own
I said I'll see you later
And I give her some old chat

But it's not like that on the T.V.
When it's cool for cats
It's cool for cats

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