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The Urine Kit
at 22:58 2 Feb 2025

This chart really puzzles me. Are they really saying that yellow piss is a bad thing? If you drink so much water that your piss is not yellow, then you will be pissing ALL THE TIME, so you will not be able to sleep, watch football, or fight off the enemies surrounding your village. Colourless piss would have prevented human evolution.
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Tony Martin RIP
at 22:31 2 Feb 2025

The man who inspired the Norwich City chant, "We shoot Burglars, we shoot burglars". Whatever the rights and wrongs, it was a very inventive chant, I thought. Discuss.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/tony-martin-convicted-of-killing-burglar-at-farmhouse
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If It's Wednesday, This Must Be Belgium match fred
at 15:11 25 Jan 2025

I had Sheff Wed commentary too, but I restarted the QPR app and got our lads this time.
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If a miracle happened and we went up via the playoffs
at 18:09 19 Jan 2025

If we go up via the playoffs, Marti will immediately be lured away up by another club. Failing that, he will be sacked part-way into the first disastrous PL season. Whichever way, it ends in tears. So no thanks, I don't wish for it.
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State Pension
at 12:08 6 Jan 2025

If these guys have officially emigrated to the US, do they realise they won't get the annual index linking (triple lock increase) on their pensions anyway? This might affect their decisions.
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Crystal Palaeze Cup Match Thread Sponsored by NUMPTY LTD.COM
at 20:15 17 Sep 2024

Our boys back on comms.
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Crystal Palaeze Cup Match Thread Sponsored by NUMPTY LTD.COM
at 20:00 17 Sep 2024

Yes, started off with our boys, and then sacked them. Maybe technical problems again, as apologised for in a club email?
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Crystal Palaeze Cup Match Thread Sponsored by NUMPTY LTD.COM
at 19:57 17 Sep 2024

Who is the Scottish fella on the audio comms?
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Clive
at 23:43 1 Sep 2024

That Brexit referendum thread needs re-running, doesn't it?
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Smoking outside pubs
at 14:24 30 Aug 2024

Having a non-smoking area in a pub garden is like having a non-urinating area in a swimming pool.
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Spelling & Grammar Faux Pas
at 14:21 30 Aug 2024

Stuff like that with errors can sometimes be worth more in future, to collectors. Like double-headed coins.
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Is this correct …
at 23:28 7 Aug 2024

What kind of hospital appointment allows you to turn up pissed, man? Just wondering.
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Plastic bottle tops stuck to plastic bottles
at 11:15 3 Aug 2024

We shouldn't be using plastic bottles anyway. Microplastic particles are everywhere, even in our bodies.
We should be collecting our draft beer from pubs in earthenware jugs, and drinking tap water, like in the good old days.
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Plastic bottle tops stuck to plastic bottles
at 09:15 3 Aug 2024

The principle is good. Remember when beer cans had detachable ring-pulls? They used to get thrown away, and were razor-sharp if you trod on one on the beach. So the packaging industry introduced a ring-pull that stayed attached to the can - result. I'm sure lots of people complained about them at the time, though.
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Plastic bottle tops stuck to plastic bottles
at 21:10 2 Aug 2024

It is actually the result of an EU directive. And since the bottle manufacturers sell to a worldwide market, they will not be making special non-tethered bottle tops for Brexit Britain. This has recently been noted with fury in the pages of the Daily Telegraph and the Evening Standard.
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WTF is a head of methodology?
at 10:06 27 Jul 2024

Mum, Dad, I'm joining the Methodologists.
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General Election Thread
at 09:49 30 May 2024

Sounds shocking. Better vote Conservative to stop this flagrant abuse of the benefits system. Oh -- hang on . . . .
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QPR Halesworth
at 22:57 4 May 2024

I go to the dentist in Halesworth. I never speak to anybody.
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Ohhhh Viennnaaaaaa
at 19:35 12 Apr 2024

Vienna much smaller than I'd expected. Saw a few posh horses poncing about. Went to one of the famous coffee houses, which was frankly nothing special. Very expensive place.
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Friday Choons - Planes, Trains and Automobiles
at 19:21 12 Apr 2024

Wow! Bill Carter was my labourer on a building site once. I tried to track him down a couple of years ago. He seems to be a photographer now.
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