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Reply | Dunne delivers QPR's perfect present - Report
at 16:57 24 Dec 2024
Charlie don't surf and Dubai don't do Peroni. He's in Bridlington at the hotel Tropicano Splendido, listening to Mavis from housekeeping doing her karaoke of Whitney Housten, necking cooking lager and eating 'pork' scratchings by the fistful.
Northern tradition, dontcha know. |
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Reply | QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 22:35 22 Dec 2024
I must admit that I didn't really know anything about Morgan when he made his debut. But he was so impressive yesterday. The way he linked up with Field / Varane and just kept getting in the oppositions passing lanes was outstanding. An attacking defender? Or a defensive forward? Who knows? He's got something - the Force is strong in this one. |
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Reply | Varane
at 22:28 22 Dec 2024
Wins every header
Even playing at wide right
Jimmy - what a guy!
(Translated from the original Gaelic) |
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Reply | Varane
at 15:51 22 Dec 2024
Well, I hear he wears a bra. |
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Reply | Varane
at 13:17 22 Dec 2024
'... He seems a little mad.'
That is precisely the quality that sets apart a 'decent Rs player' from an 'Rs cult hero'. All the players we end up loving (rather than just liking) are a bit mad.
Aren't we due another nutter about now? Not saying it's Varane but we're definitely short of a certifiable weirdo to embody the insanity of following this club. |
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Thread | We are NOT the Shithouses
at 17:28 21 Dec 2024
Today, we were shithouse adjacent. We could see the shithouse and, lo, it was fcuking rank. Hope we fumigate HQ before the next match - they stunk out the joint like Scooby Doo's xmas dump. |
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Reply | QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 15:50 21 Dec 2024
The sniper was aiming for the Preston player but got distracted by the screams of someone eating a Pukka balti pie, as the filling landed in his lap. |
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Reply | QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 15:25 21 Dec 2024
Not so much the goal as the loss of Cook going into Christmas. Fcuk our luck.
Oh, and Fox is on. It just gets worse. |
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Reply | QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 09:49 21 Dec 2024
Got a good feeling about this one. We've become tricky to score against at a time when we usually go pants-on-head crackers. We might see Frey and Chair at some stage, Paal might get the nod over Ashby on the left and Kolli is unlikely to still have the plague - I guess I'm saying that this week's options might be a bit more positive than last week.
Or we might go full dumbass and play 2-0-8 with rush goalies and Fox as striker. |
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Reply | Bugger Off you poncy scum!
at 09:33 21 Dec 2024
The farthest object ever seen from Earth is HD1, which is estimated to be 13.3 billion light-years away. I would suggest that this is the minimum acceptable distance to which they should fcuk off. |
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Reply | Pub Landlord being sued by Terrorist
at 13:31 20 Dec 2024
I am suing M&S because their display of handkerchiefs reminded me of hundreds of neatly folded dead baby ghosts. The trauma has led me to drink heavily and eat curry, simply so I can feel something other than terror. I am asking for compensation to the tune of two crates of Paulaner and a lamb vindaloo. |
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