| Things you always say at football 14:30 - Nov 13 with 6943 views | nix |
This is advice I have often given to my kids that I think works more often than not and that I have even been known to shout out at QPR.
- Shoot across the keeper
- Follow the shot in
- Go to the ball rather than let it come to you
Would love to hear other people's favourite football-related sayings to expand my repertoire as my family are a bit bored with mine... |  | | |  |
| Things you always say at football on 14:37 - Nov 13 with 4011 views | Boston |
I’ll have a Bovril.....not. |  |
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| Things you always say at football on 14:53 - Nov 13 with 3988 views | wgchoop |
from drop kick or goal kick
" dont let ball bounce" |  | | |
| Things you always say at football on 14:55 - Nov 13 with 3980 views | nix |
| Things you always say at football on 14:53 - Nov 13 by wgchoop |
from drop kick or goal kick
" dont let ball bounce" |
Oh I like this one. Quite topical! | | | |
| Things you always say at football on 14:59 - Nov 13 with 3975 views | Northernr |
I'm sure if you recorded my Monday night sevens team it would just be a long stream of me shouting player names and opposition numbers, "come with the runners" and Kieron our centre back shouting "second ball".
One of the teams we play has an absolute meathead at the back who spends an hour shouting "they don't want it boys, they don't fancy it, he doesn't want it, they don't want it boys" on a loop. |  | | |
| Things you always say at football on 15:03 - Nov 13 with 3967 views | toboboly |
Sat next to a kid for about a season and a half whom just shouted "TRIANGLES" (normally when we didn't have the ball, and "PRESSURE" when we did have the ball.
Luckily he and his dad buggered off. |  |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 15:11 - Nov 13 with 3935 views | kensalriser |
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| Things you always say at football on 15:22 - Nov 13 with 3933 views | stowmarketrange |
| Things you always say at football on 14:59 - Nov 13 by Northernr |
I'm sure if you recorded my Monday night sevens team it would just be a long stream of me shouting player names and opposition numbers, "come with the runners" and Kieron our centre back shouting "second ball".
One of the teams we play has an absolute meathead at the back who spends an hour shouting "they don't want it boys, they don't fancy it, he doesn't want it, they don't want it boys" on a loop. |
That is mainly what my daughters team coach shout about 10 times a game.I don’t like hearing him say it because I’m sure it spurs the opposition on more. |  | | |
| Things you always say at football on 15:23 - Nov 13 with 3928 views | Northernr |
| Things you always say at football on 15:22 - Nov 13 by stowmarketrange |
That is mainly what my daughters team coach shout about 10 times a game.I don’t like hearing him say it because I’m sure it spurs the opposition on more. |
Certainly makes a win a lot sweeter. | | | |
| Things you always say at football on 15:30 - Nov 13 with 3908 views | nix |
| Things you always say at football on 14:59 - Nov 13 by Northernr |
I'm sure if you recorded my Monday night sevens team it would just be a long stream of me shouting player names and opposition numbers, "come with the runners" and Kieron our centre back shouting "second ball".
One of the teams we play has an absolute meathead at the back who spends an hour shouting "they don't want it boys, they don't fancy it, he doesn't want it, they don't want it boys" on a loop. |
i think the meathead would just spur you on to put in some crunching tackles, preferably on him, just to demonstrate how you are, indeed, up for it. | | | |
| Things you always say at football on 15:35 - Nov 13 with 3903 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
“Mate, I know think Eze is lazy and your last tooth left your mouth a decade ago, but can you try and not pebble dash balti pie crumbs into the back of my head” |  | | |
| Things you always say at football on 15:46 - Nov 13 with 3887 views | Northernr |
| Things you always say at football on 15:30 - Nov 13 by nix |
i think the meathead would just spur you on to put in some crunching tackles, preferably on him, just to demonstrate how you are, indeed, up for it. |
My favourite one of these was when we had a lad called Dave playing at the back for us who'd been in Derby's youth team and was USEFUL with a capital U. Anyway one night in the depths of winter we turn up and it's snowing, we're the last fcking match so it's 9pm by the time we get going, and Dave's playing with those Under Armour leggings on under his shorts and socks that you see now. Meathead is very enthused by this. "COME ON BOYS, HE DEFINITELY DON'T WANNIT, HE'S WEARING TIGHTS THIS LAD, TIGHTS LOOK, HE'S GOT TIGHTS ON THIS LAD, DEFINITELY DON'T WANNIT, THEY DON'T WANNIT BOYS".
This goes on for about 20 minutes at which point I roll a ball out to Dave in our right back spot, not a million miles from our corner flag, and he looks up and pings a pitch-length diag that Yoann Barbet could only dream about that gets Meathead backpeddling and backpeddling and backpeddling and eventualy lands perfectly in the two yards of space left between him and his own goal line where, conventiently, our other mate Dom has read the situation and swept in behind Meathead to meet the ball perfectly as he misses it and head it clean into the far top corner.
We took great delight in not only seeing the 1-0 win out, but also all shotuing "HE DOESN'T WANNIT" everytime Dave had the ball for the rest of the game.
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| Things you always say at football on 15:48 - Nov 13 with 3871 views | loftboy |
Don’t bring everyone back for a corner FFS |  |
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| Things you always say at football on 15:48 - Nov 13 with 3875 views | distortR |
ha ha , the one that has stayed with me since i was a kid - "if in doubt - KICK IT OUT".
My sons team, the coach is always shouting at them to "Get out", but there's no linesmen, the oppo invariably score from an offside position, the coach has a row with the bloke who's volunteered to ref, while the parents mutter about "the point of playing effing offside when there's no effing linesmen^ | | | |
| Things you always say at football on 15:53 - Nov 13 with 3859 views | MickS |
| Things you always say at football on 15:46 - Nov 13 by Northernr |
My favourite one of these was when we had a lad called Dave playing at the back for us who'd been in Derby's youth team and was USEFUL with a capital U. Anyway one night in the depths of winter we turn up and it's snowing, we're the last fcking match so it's 9pm by the time we get going, and Dave's playing with those Under Armour leggings on under his shorts and socks that you see now. Meathead is very enthused by this. "COME ON BOYS, HE DEFINITELY DON'T WANNIT, HE'S WEARING TIGHTS THIS LAD, TIGHTS LOOK, HE'S GOT TIGHTS ON THIS LAD, DEFINITELY DON'T WANNIT, THEY DON'T WANNIT BOYS".
This goes on for about 20 minutes at which point I roll a ball out to Dave in our right back spot, not a million miles from our corner flag, and he looks up and pings a pitch-length diag that Yoann Barbet could only dream about that gets Meathead backpeddling and backpeddling and backpeddling and eventualy lands perfectly in the two yards of space left between him and his own goal line where, conventiently, our other mate Dom has read the situation and swept in behind Meathead to meet the ball perfectly as he misses it and head it clean into the far top corner.
We took great delight in not only seeing the 1-0 win out, but also all shotuing "HE DOESN'T WANNIT" everytime Dave had the ball for the rest of the game.
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“No sloppy tackles”
In a pressure match many years ago our left back meant to shout the above but it came out “ no slappy tickles, lads.”
Destroyed. | | | |
| Things you always say at football on 15:56 - Nov 13 with 3854 views | izlingtonhoop |
| Things you always say at football on 15:46 - Nov 13 by Northernr |
My favourite one of these was when we had a lad called Dave playing at the back for us who'd been in Derby's youth team and was USEFUL with a capital U. Anyway one night in the depths of winter we turn up and it's snowing, we're the last fcking match so it's 9pm by the time we get going, and Dave's playing with those Under Armour leggings on under his shorts and socks that you see now. Meathead is very enthused by this. "COME ON BOYS, HE DEFINITELY DON'T WANNIT, HE'S WEARING TIGHTS THIS LAD, TIGHTS LOOK, HE'S GOT TIGHTS ON THIS LAD, DEFINITELY DON'T WANNIT, THEY DON'T WANNIT BOYS".
This goes on for about 20 minutes at which point I roll a ball out to Dave in our right back spot, not a million miles from our corner flag, and he looks up and pings a pitch-length diag that Yoann Barbet could only dream about that gets Meathead backpeddling and backpeddling and backpeddling and eventualy lands perfectly in the two yards of space left between him and his own goal line where, conventiently, our other mate Dom has read the situation and swept in behind Meathead to meet the ball perfectly as he misses it and head it clean into the far top corner.
We took great delight in not only seeing the 1-0 win out, but also all shotuing "HE DOESN'T WANNIT" everytime Dave had the ball for the rest of the game.
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That's two capital Us... [Post edited 13 Nov 2020 15:56]
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| Things you always say at football on 16:41 - Nov 13 with 3783 views | flynnbo |
Get your 'eads up!! |  | | |
| Things you always say at football on 16:43 - Nov 13 with 3780 views | TomS |
-Mark up
-Stay goalside of your man.
-Whose man was that?
-Mark tighter next time..... |  | | |
| Things you always say at football on 16:53 - Nov 13 with 3768 views | Antti_Heinola |
The worst one near me is a miserable old sod who spends the entire game shouting
'FOR-WARD' the entire time. Non stop. I have never known anyone moan more than he does, but when we win he does at least look happy.
The 'get out' one is a good one. Every keeper shouts GET OUT or GET IT OUT every time a corner comes over. It just feels like the most obvious advice. I want a defender to just go, 'all right mate, we know what we're supposed to do here. We don;'t shout CATCH IT, CATCH IT at you, do we? Wind it in, pal.'
Don't let it bounce is very popular where I sit too.
I'm a fan of the sarcastic stand up and clap when the ref fails to give a yellow card for a blatant offence and does the old final warning charade, 'well done ref, that'll learn him!' |  |
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| Things you always say at football on 16:58 - Nov 13 with 3758 views | BrianMcCarthy |
After a team score all their players have to shout "Nil-Nil" at each other.
"Nil-Nil now lads. Nil-Nil".
Wears a bit fuggin' thin when you're the oppo goalie who's let in nine and it's not even half-time. |  |
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| Things you always say at football on 17:03 - Nov 13 with 3750 views | HantsR |
Man on!!
Close him down!
Shoot!!! ffs!!
Why did you shoot? ffs!! |  | | |
| Things you always say at football on 17:20 - Nov 13 with 3734 views | UPPERLOFTNZ |
| Things you always say at football on 15:03 - Nov 13 by toboboly |
Sat next to a kid for about a season and a half whom just shouted "TRIANGLES" (normally when we didn't have the ball, and "PRESSURE" when we did have the ball.
Luckily he and his dad buggered off. |
perhaps he was new to LFW and was referring to dairylea cheese triangles? |  |
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| Things you always say at football on 17:24 - Nov 13 with 3725 views | LongsufferingR |
Owww, my bloody knees! |  | | |
| Things you always say at football on 17:46 - Nov 13 with 3687 views | queensparker |
In 5/6 a side - STAY ON YOUR MEN! STAY ON YOUR MEN! STAY ON YOUR MEN!
Basically if you mark well in small sided games (and lose your men while attacking) you're going to do well but you have to keep reminding the lazy c--ts. Maybe I say it too much, I dunno. [Post edited 13 Nov 2020 17:47]
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