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Cobblers 23:22 - Oct 11 with 12349 viewsqprxtc

No one says that anymore

Get knotted you toerag.

Nor that

Or “That’ll be less than 6 quid for that pint mate”

Cobblers
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Cobblers on 10:32 - Nov 7 with 1888 views18StoneOfHoop

Cobblers on 13:43 - Oct 12 by Boston

Absolute Bounder.


When I was 14...RUNAROUND NOW!
Eastend Cockney comic Mike Reid and his 60-a-day laugh
AKA Frank Butcher @ 4:45pm ITV
"WHAT A WALLY!"

[Post edited 7 Nov 2019 10:34]

'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.." Love,Peace and Fook Chelski! More like 20StoneOfHoop now. Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner. Pass the cake and pies please.

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Cobblers on 11:02 - Nov 7 with 1853 viewsPinnerPaul

According to my daughter only me and Postman Pat still say 'Cheerio'
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Cobblers on 11:05 - Nov 7 with 1849 viewscolinallcars

Cobblers on 11:02 - Nov 7 by PinnerPaul

According to my daughter only me and Postman Pat still say 'Cheerio'


I like “be seeing you” another rarely heard valediction.
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Cobblers on 11:13 - Nov 7 with 1838 viewsloftboy

Cobblers on 11:02 - Nov 7 by PinnerPaul

According to my daughter only me and Postman Pat still say 'Cheerio'


I say cheerio to my customers.

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
Poll: Are you watching the World Cup

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Cobblers on 11:35 - Nov 7 with 1814 viewsMick_S

Cobblers on 16:19 - Oct 13 by FredManRave

Sort.

As in, she's a right sort.


Portion.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Cobblers on 11:37 - Nov 7 with 1806 viewsMick_S

Cobblers on 23:05 - Oct 13 by Hadders

Div, meaning thicky. What a div! Don't be a div! Speaking of obsolete words, how about some Shakespearean insults at the football?
Oi! Lino! You frothy fen-sucked flap dragon!
https://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/Funny-pages/shakespeare-insult-kit.html
[Post edited 13 Oct 2019 23:05]


Errant-hedgeborn-skainsmate was often quoted on the dotorgdotorg.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Cobblers on 11:54 - Nov 7 with 1788 viewsCroydonCaptJack

How about 'Groovy' (one for Fred Man Rave)

or 'Streak of pi$$' or a classic from the 70//80s that I actually heard one of ours say at Fulham a few years back '$hit C U Next Tuesday'
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Cobblers on 11:57 - Nov 7 with 1782 viewsMick_S

Cosmic maaaaaan.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Cobblers on 12:10 - Nov 7 with 1755 viewsPinnerPaul

Cobblers on 11:13 - Nov 7 by loftboy

I say cheerio to my customers.


3 of us then!
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Cobblers on 13:31 - Nov 7 with 1714 viewsR_from_afar

Wally
Nit, or even, great steaming nit
Yanking the plank
Hand shandy
Five knuckle shuffle.

D1ckhead is still in use where I live, mostly by yours truly. I mostly stick to b3llend though. I rarely dust off "Wally!"

They're not all zingers in here, but there are some crackers, from one of my all-time heroes:


PS: What a herculean task to piece together all of these clips!

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Cobblers on 18:58 - Nov 7 with 1646 viewscolinallcars

Stack Me was often heard around the Bush years ago. Many years later Groovy As A Movie would raise its head in certain circles.
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Cobblers on 18:59 - Nov 7 with 1645 viewsHAYESBOY


Smells like a trout farm in here

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Cobblers on 20:50 - Nov 7 with 1621 viewsBenny_the_Ball

Cobblers on 12:10 - Nov 7 by PinnerPaul

3 of us then!


Make it 4 of us.
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Cobblers on 20:51 - Nov 7 with 1620 viewsBenny_the_Ball

Muppet, in particular 'You muppet'.
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Cobblers on 21:46 - Nov 7 with 1600 viewsBoston

"call me a chinaman". I was never really sure what the person meant, though there seemed to be some element of surprise attached.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Cobblers on 22:08 - Nov 7 with 1596 viewsPerth_R

I find this all a bit of a jackenory (not sure of spelling)
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Cobblers on 22:37 - Nov 7 with 1576 viewsMrSheen

Dylan
Derbrain
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Cobblers on 22:58 - Nov 7 with 1562 viewsBoston

Kicked the Bucket.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Cobblers on 23:37 - Nov 7 with 1546 viewsFredManRave

Cobblers on 11:54 - Nov 7 by CroydonCaptJack

How about 'Groovy' (one for Fred Man Rave)

or 'Streak of pi$$' or a classic from the 70//80s that I actually heard one of ours say at Fulham a few years back '$hit C U Next Tuesday'


Cool bananas!

I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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Cobblers on 12:12 - Nov 8 with 1470 viewsDorse

Cobblers on 23:37 - Nov 7 by FredManRave

Cool bananas!


I used to work with an utter fcukwit who used to say 'Cool Beans' pretty much 15 times an hour. She was very easy to despise.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Cobblers on 13:22 - Nov 8 with 1445 viewsThe_Beast1976

What a moose

What a munter
[Post edited 8 Nov 2019 13:22]
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Cobblers on 16:02 - Nov 9 with 1309 viewsDylanP

"Bleedin 'eck Tucker, your a nutjob!"

Poll: Who is the Best QPR Chairman in the last 25 Years?

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Cobblers on 16:03 - Nov 9 with 1306 viewsBoston

Johnny Bag

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Cobblers on 19:41 - Nov 10 with 1230 viewscolinallcars

Shouting “ Gor, sort 'em aht “ when a driver crunches a gearchange.
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Cobblers on 19:43 - Nov 10 with 1312 viewsLongsufferingR

It's a penalty to the visitors in front of the Kop
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