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Shame Amit's notes 13:25 - May 26 with 6778 viewsWrightUp5hit___

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Nice to see that despite all the talk about the gradual withdrawal of the Mittal / Bhattia shareholding, Amit very much still involved.
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Shame Amit's notes on 09:39 - May 28 with 919 viewsDejR_vu

Some of the finest minds in world football right there in one room

Poll: Season tickets - who’s renewing?

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Shame Amit's notes on 10:06 - May 28 with 875 viewsDejR_vu

Holloway: How much money have I got to spend then big Tone?

Fernandes: Much as you like

Hoos: (coughing fit) We can't spend anything until FFP is sorted

Fernandes: Oh yeah. Sorry Ian, nothing.

Holloway: But I need a new centre back to replace that liability Lynch. I was thinking Messi could do a job there

Fernandes: Great idea, go get him

Ferdinand: But Tony....

Fernandes: Who said that?

Ferdinand: Tony, we can't.....

Fernandes: Did anyone else hear that?

Hoos: Tony, we don't have any money

Fernandes: Oh yeah, of course, sorry Ian, no-can-do

Holloway: What about Ibrahimovic at Left Back?

Fernandes: OH YES!!! Can't wait. Do it!

Audible slap as Ruben facepalms

Hoos: TONY!!

Fernandes: Oh sorry, yes you're right, lessons learnt and all that

Holloway: I was thinking Neuer could play up front with Conor

Fernandes: Oh this... is... FANTASTIC.....I mean no.... I mean yes.....I mean no.... oh go on then..... no.............can't resist, make it happen............no, bad idea....I mean yes....I mean no......

Repetitive thudding sound as Hoos bangs his head against the desk

Room lights up as Amit flashes a big smile
[Post edited 28 May 2017 10:22]

Poll: Season tickets - who’s renewing?

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Shame Amit's notes on 11:23 - May 28 with 816 viewsDorse

The picture reminds me of seeing people at the local Indian working out how to split the bill. Amit is on the calculator: 'So, we all had 3 poppadums right, but Ian you only had rice but Tony had rice and a naan, and Lee had dhall. Right, who had the bhajis then? And Les, you had 2 Cobras but Ian had water... Ah fcuk it, just everyone chuck in £20 OK?'

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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