| Forum Reply | Corny Joke Warning at 14:33 27 Sep 2024
Englishman: "That your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog don't talk.” Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Welshman: (look of shock) Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep." Englishman: How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play." Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Welshman: "Horse don't talk.” Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!) Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman) Horse: "Yep." Englishman: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather." Welshman: (Look of total amazement!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Welshman: "That sheep's a fukking liar!! |
| Forum Reply | Deafened by Speakers in Upper Loft at 21:01 24 Sep 2024
There's something so fundamental in dozens of Decibels where you feel the stuff as well as hearng it, But not when it's' playing Taylor fecking Swift obviously. |
| Forum Reply | Ceefax at 11:18 24 Sep 2024
Used to play Bamboozle every day.Really miss it. |
| Forum Reply | Boxing AJ v Dubois at 09:19 22 Sep 2024
Always thought Joshua had a glass jaw.Looked drugged/pissed to me. Unjustifiably arrogant boxer and that's the Fury payday fight screwed probably. I had Dubois on at 7/2 - nice lttle earner. |
| Forum Reply | London senior cup draw at 15:05 20 Sep 2024
If it's Cray away then they do their own rather tasty Pilsner at £5 a pint. |
| Forum Reply | Property advice - non QPR at 15:03 20 Sep 2024
Yep,lots of grants available in Wales.They're often desperate to spend the government money so get in touch with social services. I got loads of help for my brother Jim including convering a downstairs utility room into a disabled annexe.They put in concrete ramps,hanrails and proved powered bed,electric hoists and the like. Free solar panels and air source heat pumps still available .. |
| Forum Reply | Devasated at 15:43 15 Sep 2024
Thanks Nephew. Much appreciated x |
| Forum Reply | Devasated at 10:51 13 Sep 2024
Thanks so much for the messages of support guys,I'm in tears again now. You would have like Jim,R's supporter whos favourite player was Rodney Marsh.He was also an afficianado of heavy Rock and classical music,a bit of an authority on Sir Christopher Wren and the Roman occupation of Britain. Amongst that a very surreal sense of humour - he loved the Goon Show radio progs.As in life he was a battler to the end. Further to his wishes I'm going for a no frills cremation but am probably going to be strugglind to achieve the wish of having his ashes compressed into a diamond and set into the wall of the Sistine Chapel! Thank you all once again.This is the most wonderful site ever and filled with the most wonderful people. Your's in appreciation Pugwash (real name Gareth,although everybody calls me Ki) ) x [Post edited 13 Sep 10:53]
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| Forum Reply | Devasated at 21:12 12 Sep 2024
Soeey for your loss Brian. We do the best we can for our families don't we? |
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