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During a lull in proceedings let’s remind ourselves of the (since deleted) entry from QPR’s prospective new signing Stephane M’Bia’s Wikipedia profile:
“His penis is known to drop out of his shorts as he runs so he has to tape it to his leg. His ex girlfriend apparently had was nicknamed "John Wayne" by her friends due to the way in which she walked after a night of passion with Le Penis, as he is affectionately known by those that shower with him after games."
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Transfer Deadline Day sort of live — LFW blog on 15:32 - Aug 31 with 2209 views
I'm scared to read it back. We'll review it as a venture tomorrow.
Must say Andy Hillman (Jeff) and Jas Sandalli (Mrs Jeff) are fcking top hosts and put up with far more than they should from me. They've been happily nodding along to every idea I've pitched them for 18 months now.
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Transfer Deadline Day sort of live — LFW blog on 07:21 - Sep 1 with 1132 views
Transfer Deadline Day sort of live — LFW blog on 07:21 - Sep 1 by Northernr
Jesus. Hanging.
You must be feeling rough as all duck,Clive. I calculate that as approx 2 days on the piss already,not much sleep & many more beers to come.. You might be 20 years younger than me and not an unfit Roy Kinnearish wheezing portly tubster but my excrutiating gout twinges are coming on just thinking about it... So all power to your elbow and hang on in there today.Stay strong,stay long and let's hope you get what Stephane M'Bia might call 'un deuxieme vent'. The blog was blinding - talking of which I'm a bit worried your brother might go blind - blimey,he seems more a passionate devotee of all things J Arthur than even Holloway..look forward to the next blog come January. Fingers crossed for at least a goal today and nothing too humiliating.
'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.."
Love,Peace and Fook Chelski!
More like 20StoneOfHoop now.
Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner.
Pass the cake and pies please.
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Transfer Deadline Day sort of live — LFW blog on 10:13 - Sep 1 with 1069 views
You'll all be delighted to know that Clive is nearly dead, I'm not far behind and Neil is being his usual sympathetic self taking photos and posting them on twitter. Quietest train journey ever.
Only one thing for it, straight on the beer with breakfast....
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