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LFW Message Board Glossary 17:05 - Aug 29 with 40606 viewsNorthernr

"The pay-as-you-play deal" - whenever a potential signing is rumoured or suggested who is obviously a) too fcking old, b) too fcking expensive, c) qualifying for a hip replacement on the NHS, d) one of life's genuine arseholes who's blown up every dressing room he's ever been in, instead of dismissing the idea out of hand one is duty bound to suggest a pay-as-you-play deal. That he wouldn't accept this, and that this doesn't really exist, is irrelevant.

"Digging down" - whenever discussing the merits of a new stadium, of trying to redevelop the one we already have, one is duty bound to suggest digging Loftus Road down into the ground. The fact this would also dig it down into the water table and effectively create a world leading water polo venue for a good six months a year is also irrelevant. Will also accept "building out over South Africa Road" and "adding a revolving restaurant".

"Les was crap to start with as well" - whenever debating the ability or otherwise of a new striker, due consideration must always be given to the fact Les Ferdinand was total dog sht when he first got here. Please see three years of Conor Washington debate, or 17 pages (and counting) on Lyndon Dykes' move to Birmingham.

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:32 - Aug 29 with 2680 viewsCiderwithRsie

LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:26 - Aug 29 by Beckenhamhoop

This wasn’t meant as a dig at you! It was simply adding to the glossary of LFW phrases. Sounds like the COVID I had a couple of weeks ago. Knocked me out for 72 hours
[Post edited 29 Aug 19:28]


This is brilliant.

The glossary actually in action, on the glossary thread.
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:33 - Aug 29 with 2679 viewsted_hendrix

LFW Message Board Glossary on 17:48 - Aug 29 by BrianMcCarthy

'If there wasn't something wrong with him, he wouldn't be here".


CTN

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:35 - Aug 29 with 2668 viewsdmm

LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:30 - Aug 29 by SK_hoops

Charlie (first time round).


Is that you, Micheal Gove?
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:35 - Aug 29 with 2666 viewsNorthernr

LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:26 - Aug 29 by Beckenhamhoop

This wasn’t meant as a dig at you! It was simply adding to the glossary of LFW phrases. Sounds like the COVID I had a couple of weeks ago. Knocked me out for 72 hours
[Post edited 29 Aug 19:28]


Sounds about right. Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday. Unbelievable high temperature, sweating buckets, awful throat and glands, permanently exhausted. Just eaten for the first time since Tuesday lunch.
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:35 - Aug 29 with 2665 viewsconnell10

Charity Park Rangers .

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
Poll: best number 10 ever?

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:42 - Aug 29 with 2623 viewsChrisNW6

'Especially on the 32k per week wages we're spunking on him'

Ala Cookie and Begz, believing everything you read on Capology is just lazy and not restricted to this message board.

As stated on the websites 'All salary figures are estimates and do not represent official figures. Unverified players are calculated using algorithms, or sourced from reporting that has not been confirmed yet.'
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:45 - Aug 29 with 2608 viewsBluce_Ree

LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:35 - Aug 29 by connell10

Charity Park Rangers .


This!

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 20:09 - Aug 29 with 2536 viewsE17hoop

"They should open up ER" for a 3rd round FA Cup tie at home to AFC Wimbledon/Preston/Burnley.

It's always noisiest at the shallow end
Poll: Who do you want as next Next England manager?

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 20:09 - Aug 29 with 2534 viewsBrianMcCarthy

LFW Message Board Glossary on 18:55 - Aug 29 by Bluce_Ree

"Eze"

A sign that half the forum is about to w@nk itself to death because of something he's just done for Palace.


Guilty!

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 20:36 - Aug 29 with 2454 viewsozexile

LFW Message Board Glossary on 20:09 - Aug 29 by BrianMcCarthy

Guilty!


Can't believe no one has mentioned this one. "Get him his coaching badges and keep him as a coach" this is to any player who's had a half decent season and nearing the end of their career.
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 20:54 - Aug 29 with 2417 viewsNorthernr

LFW Message Board Glossary on 20:36 - Aug 29 by ozexile

Can't believe no one has mentioned this one. "Get him his coaching badges and keep him as a coach" this is to any player who's had a half decent season and nearing the end of their career.


That one is a classic. "Player coach role".
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 20:56 - Aug 29 with 2402 viewsconnell10

LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:35 - Aug 29 by Northernr

Sounds about right. Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday. Unbelievable high temperature, sweating buckets, awful throat and glands, permanently exhausted. Just eaten for the first time since Tuesday lunch.


Sounds like my reaction when anyone mentions Boris Johnson.😊

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
Poll: best number 10 ever?

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:04 - Aug 29 with 2358 viewsBristolR

LFW Message Board Glossary on 19:01 - Aug 29 by Mick_S

Bummed in the gob wins everything, ever. Nothing on any football message board gets near it.


Amen

As Clouseau himself might say “Ze cass iz cluzed”
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:08 - Aug 29 with 2344 viewsBristolR

The False 9 is coming back into fashion I hear
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:09 - Aug 29 with 2338 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Any streams?

Expat friendly -

Dig down...

Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.

Hoops all the way round

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:12 - Aug 29 with 2328 viewskernowhoop

A 20-goals-a-season striker.
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:13 - Aug 29 with 2297 viewsBristolR

Loftus Road renovation/revamp by QPRConor2000 20 Sep 2023 13:14
Given the news we heard this week from Ruben that LR is now more likely to be redeveloped over a new stadium, I wanted to open up a specific thread for it.

Any ideas on how we can improve LR.

NOTE: Serious ideas only.



Glossary in action as we speak
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:15 - Aug 29 with 2278 viewsCiderwithRsie

One for the close season:

"NO!!! What's wrong with Dennis-the-menace???"

Closely followed by:

"Well I quite like it, actually."
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:20 - Aug 29 with 2242 viewsBlackCrowe

There's a footballer in there...<repeat to fade>

Poll: Kitchen threads or polls?

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:21 - Aug 29 with 2229 viewsMick_S

LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:04 - Aug 29 by BristolR

Amen

As Clouseau himself might say “Ze cass iz cluzed”


It proper needs a massive flag draped from the upper loft. Nobody else would get or understand it.

It could be us, or it could be you.

QPR - bummed in the gob.

Might upset a few.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:25 - Aug 29 with 2208 viewsdmm

"These match previews don't write themselves"
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:25 - Aug 29 with 2202 viewsDorse

'Shithouse'... (n) someone registered to play Association Football for Preston; (v) the vile, potentially criminal, act of playing Association Football for Preston.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:27 - Aug 29 with 2182 viewsMick_S

You should go and support Chelsea

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:28 - Aug 29 with 2178 viewsCiderwithRsie

LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:13 - Aug 29 by BristolR

Loftus Road renovation/revamp by QPRConor2000 20 Sep 2023 13:14
Given the news we heard this week from Ruben that LR is now more likely to be redeveloped over a new stadium, I wanted to open up a specific thread for it.

Any ideas on how we can improve LR.

NOTE: Serious ideas only.



Glossary in action as we speak


Yeah, well, it was me who trotted out the old "Les wasn't all that in his first few games" one.
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LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:31 - Aug 29 with 2159 viewsbongo_king

"He's been well and truly QPR'd" - he's on his way out / we've broken this one.

"Sign a striker" -
(1) term which comes out every transfer window to indicate that a striker is the solution to the world's (or at least all QPR's) problems
(2) when used with "brigade", term to disparage those who think signings might be needed, even when in reality signings might actually be needed.
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