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People you wanna slap 10:12 - Jan 24 with 16167 viewsconnell10

Not through anything they do or say just by the way they look. For me Freddie Mercury just something about his face that was eeewwww!!

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
Poll: best number 10 ever?

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People you wanna slap on 14:14 - Jan 27 with 2287 viewsEastR

People you wanna slap on 22:16 - Jan 24 by MrSheen

Is there anyone else who doesn’t want to slap anybody?


I didn't want to til I read this

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51261999

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People you wanna slap on 14:21 - Jan 27 with 2271 viewsMick_S

Shoelaces mate, shoelaces.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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People you wanna slap on 16:44 - Jan 27 with 2212 viewsTGRRRSSS

There's another thread about kindness and being nice on here, and plenty on here posting about this or that person they'd like to slap (and lets face it probably a lot more besides) quite happily posting on here...
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People you wanna slap on 17:06 - Jan 27 with 2189 viewsrrrspricey

Virgil Van Dijk - for the way he sulked and refused to play at Soton
Jordan Henderson - because he's a prick with a very slappable face
Mo Salah - he's a cheating cock
Rees-Mogg - for obvious reasons
Putin, Boris and Trump - as above
Grealish - see Henderson
That twunt Cantwell at Norwich - He wears a fcuking hair band ffs
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People you wanna slap on 22:50 - Jan 27 with 2122 viewsLoftgirl

People you wanna slap on 13:22 - Jan 27 by themodfather

again james cordern and Elton john would be high on the list, and onob! I mean bono...


Ah yes. How could I forget Bono, with his stupid yellow glasses and political ramblings?
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People you wanna slap on 23:43 - Jan 27 with 2100 viewsSimonJames

I would like to slap whoever it was at Burnley who recalled Nahki Wells.

100% of people who drink water will die.

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People you wanna slap on 07:49 - Jan 28 with 2058 viewsRs_Holy

[Post edited 6 Feb 2020 7:31]
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People you wanna slap on 08:33 - Jan 28 with 2039 viewsstevec

How could I forget...



S***** C***
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People you wanna slap on 19:54 - Feb 4 with 1907 viewsDiscodroids



When Connell first slung this thread up, Outside of whichever Deity Man chooses to believe in, I couldn't think of anyone/Anything i'd like to Dry Slap.

Until i saw Rory Stewart On the custard tonight.

He looks a cad of some note. He should turn up unannounced at Downton Abbey and inform the Lord he's a nephew he hasn't seen since 1876, because he's been away "in the colonies".

Rory would spend a few days ingratiating himself with the family and making coarse, out of wedlock sexual overtures towards the Lords plain daughter with the illegitimate child, before the countess notices he doesn't know what order to use his cutlery in at the dinner table and smells a rat.

The butler would be enlisted to discretely get to the bottom of the whole thing and would end with Rory being confronted with a bag full of stolen silver candlesticks, pocket watches and the nephew's death certificate.

Vindicated, The countess would take the train to London to see him publicly hung because "one must be able to look death in the eye."

thinking about it, I don't know whether to slap or kiss him.
[Post edited 4 Feb 2020 19:56]

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

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People you wanna slap on 20:55 - Feb 4 with 1831 viewsBrianMcCarthy

"thinking about it, I don't know whether to slap or kiss him."

Why deny yourself? Do both.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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People you wanna slap on 21:41 - Feb 4 with 1786 viewsDiscodroids

People you wanna slap on 20:55 - Feb 4 by BrianMcCarthy

"thinking about it, I don't know whether to slap or kiss him."

Why deny yourself? Do both.


Too right Bri.

Thanks for your lovely pm's mate....


Was going through some old photo's of my late dads stuff with my sister last weekend, and we came across a xmas photo from '77 when i was 10 and she was 6...

I'm beaming with my village of the damned basin haircut showing off a 'Tommy cooper golf set'....

I Remember The old man East ham Dave trod on it Boxing day bending the framework to fu ck while pissed out of his tree on Double Diamond in his Jack Regan Cuban Loakes. ..

it's been a month since he turned up his toes, and i still go to pick up the phone to ring him and then it kicks in...

I'd like to slap the phone.

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

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People you wanna slap on 22:50 - Feb 4 with 1726 viewssmegma

THAT woman in the Trivago advert. Talk about a smug smile.
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People you wanna slap on 08:50 - Feb 5 with 1642 viewsjonno

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=simon+cowell&sxsrf=ACYBGNQsCmsRUP9QZ72rUuC2-ZL
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People you wanna slap on 08:54 - Feb 5 with 1632 viewsconnell10

Ali Bongo if he is still alive, hated him when i was a kid!

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
Poll: best number 10 ever?

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People you wanna slap on 08:55 - Feb 5 with 1630 viewsjonno

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/8230574/simon-cowell-face-targeted-trolls-
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People you wanna slap on 10:52 - Feb 5 with 1589 viewssuperhoopdownunder

Has anyone mentioned Mark Hughes yet?


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People you wanna slap on 10:53 - Feb 5 with 1584 viewsWokingR

People you wanna slap on 10:52 - Feb 5 by superhoopdownunder

Has anyone mentioned Mark Hughes yet?


[Post edited 5 Feb 2020 11:00]


You've just taken this to a whole new level.
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People you wanna slap on 11:56 - Feb 5 with 1527 viewspaulparker

People you wanna slap on 08:33 - Jan 28 by stevec

How could I forget...



S***** C***


The only Christian where you want the lions to win

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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People you wanna slap on 12:55 - Feb 5 with 1490 viewsw7r

Noel. Edmonds.
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People you wanna slap on 00:05 - Feb 6 with 1331 viewsLoftgirl

People you wanna slap on 12:55 - Feb 5 by w7r

Noel. Edmonds.


Noel Fielding
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People you wanna slap on 00:27 - Feb 6 with 1327 viewsjohncharles

People you wanna slap on 22:43 - Jan 24 by Loftgirl

Richard Hammond


We take turns.
And then Matt Hancock. Another arse licker

Strong and stable my arse.

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People you wanna slap on 02:34 - Feb 6 with 1308 viewsNortholt_Rs

People you wanna slap on 10:52 - Feb 5 by superhoopdownunder

Has anyone mentioned Mark Hughes yet?


[Post edited 5 Feb 2020 11:00]


Ladies and gents we have a WINNER!

Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR.

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People you wanna slap on 02:35 - Feb 6 with 1307 viewsNortholt_Rs

People you wanna slap on 08:33 - Jan 28 by stevec

How could I forget...



S***** C***


Fûck.....He looks like he’s bang on the gear!

Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR.

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People you wanna slap on 05:11 - Feb 6 with 1276 viewsWatford_Ranger

People you wanna slap on 22:50 - Feb 4 by smegma

THAT woman in the Trivago advert. Talk about a smug smile.


Just wouldn’t slap her with a hand.
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People you wanna slap on 07:03 - Feb 6 with 1229 viewsHooparoo

Nancy Pelosi.

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