| Nearly there.... 21:05 - Dec 19 with 5641 views | swanjackal |
Finally managed to convince my wife not to "fully trim up" this year. The only thing she suggested on was the tree. So next year, my goal will be to not get the tree out the occasion, and then the year after no presents at all.
Taken a few years but think I have finally cracked it and managed to extract all the christmas spirit from her. [Post edited 19 Dec 2017 21:16]
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| Nearly there.... on 21:27 - Dec 19 with 5587 views | Flashberryjack |
For a minute I thought you were on about something else. |  |
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| Nearly there.... on 21:28 - Dec 19 with 5584 views | Loyal |
I can trim most women if you get stuck. |  |
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| Nearly there.... on 22:50 - Dec 19 with 5500 views | BLAZE |
What a miserable fugger. You wanna be careful she doesn't wander off elsewhere in search for some Christmas spirit! |  | | |
| Nearly there.... on 22:57 - Dec 19 with 5479 views | LeonWasGod |
| Nearly there.... on 21:27 - Dec 19 by Flashberryjack |
For a minute I thought you were on about something else. |
I thought he was on about gardening too. A bit late in the year to be pruning a bush. |  | | |
| Nearly there.... on 07:06 - Dec 20 with 5342 views | swanjackal |
| Nearly there.... on 22:50 - Dec 19 by BLAZE |
What a miserable fugger. You wanna be careful she doesn't wander off elsewhere in search for some Christmas spirit! |
Why go for kebab when she has got prime steak at home  | |
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| Nearly there.... on 07:26 - Dec 20 with 5324 views | jackal |
Good one.
Less work, less expense, less hassle.
What's not to like? |  | | |
| Nearly there.... on 09:23 - Dec 20 with 5260 views | whoflungdung |
Don't stop at Brazilian . |  |
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| Nearly there.... on 10:10 - Dec 20 with 5215 views | JACKMANANDBOY |
| Nearly there.... on 21:28 - Dec 19 by Loyal |
I can trim most women if you get stuck. |
Reminds me of a true story, one of our management team used to mow the lawn for one of the Directors who lived next door to him.
In a board meeting after the formalities in amongst the chit chat he was asked if he would be popping over to trim Mrs P,s bush at the weekend. There was a pause in proceedings that seemed to last forever. |  |
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| Nearly there.... on 14:53 - Dec 20 with 5076 views | Whiterockin |
| Nearly there.... on 07:06 - Dec 20 by swanjackal |
Why go for kebab when she has got prime steak at home |
Unless she wants to try being vegetarian for a while.  |  | | |
| Nearly there.... on 14:56 - Dec 20 with 5072 views | swanjackal |
| Nearly there.... on 14:53 - Dec 20 by Whiterockin |
Unless she wants to try being vegetarian for a while. |
Then the video camera comes out | |
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| Nearly there.... on 17:15 - Dec 20 with 5002 views | Lord_Bony |
Feck me I thought Ebenezer Scrooge was dead.
There'll be no Christmas spirit in this house,nor meeriment or laughter over the Festive Period.
That poor woman...
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| Nearly there.... on 17:40 - Dec 20 with 4977 views | swanjackal |
| Nearly there.... on 17:15 - Dec 20 by Lord_Bony |
Feck me I thought Ebenezer Scrooge was dead.
There'll be no Christmas spirit in this house,nor meeriment or laughter over the Festive Period.
That poor woman...
https://goo.gl/images/E7cXgs |
I always had a dream of owning a pub and call it "Bar Humbug". No music, no laughter, no smiling, no parties or banter. Just cheap drinks. Any frivolity would be punished with instant banning and eviction.
I loathe christmas, just like all things like it; birthdays, easter, halloween, valentines etc. All can piss up a rope for all I care.
The only joy I get during this period, is walking around shops pronouncing loudly that there is no such thing as Santa within the earshot of young children.
PS:. How can you say poor woman when she wakes up next to me every morning. It's like christmas everyday for her. [Post edited 20 Dec 2017 17:53]
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| Nearly there.... on 17:48 - Dec 20 with 4963 views | Bobby_Fischer |
My grandfather hated Christmas/birthdays... my grandmother used to put his name on the card and say that's from both of us...
...he'd then always shout "that's not from f*cking me!"
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| Nearly there.... on 17:51 - Dec 20 with 4957 views | swanjackal |
| Nearly there.... on 17:48 - Dec 20 by Bobby_Fischer |
My grandfather hated Christmas/birthdays... my grandmother used to put his name on the card and say that's from both of us...
...he'd then always shout "that's not from f*cking me!"
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| Nearly there.... on 18:10 - Dec 20 with 4932 views | jackal |
| Nearly there.... on 17:48 - Dec 20 by Bobby_Fischer |
My grandfather hated Christmas/birthdays... my grandmother used to put his name on the card and say that's from both of us...
...he'd then always shout "that's not from f*cking me!"
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I'd like to have a drink with him in Swanjackal's pub. | | | |
| Nearly there.... on 13:31 - Dec 21 with 4778 views | whoflungdung |
Swan jackal
Amen to that ,brother
Instead of ramping up credit cards for tut for ingrateful brats ,give the money to the many homeless on the streets
We re hypocrites ,every one of us | |
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| Nearly there.... on 18:23 - Dec 21 with 4706 views | Jackflack |
Fack me, what a miserable thread. Xmas is a wonderful time. I’ve been helping the homeless all week and me and the wife are volunteering for all of xmas day Dungy boy, so you can shove your generalisation hypocrite jibe up your arse. Merry xmas xxx |  |
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