Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. 02:41 - Feb 7 with 49499 views | markrtid | To kick off easytime. Bowie 'I never done good things I never done bad things I never did anything out of the blue, woh-o-oh Want an axe to break the ice Wanna come down right now Ashes to ashes, funk to funky We know Major Tom's a junkie Strung out in heaven's high Hitting an all-time low.' Those words get to me every time I hear them. | ![](/images/avatars/18852.gif) | | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 14:52 - Feb 8 with 3113 views | Esox_Lucius | "So I'll walk the plank and I'll jump with a smile If I'm gonna go down I'm gonna do it with style And you won't see me surrender You won't hear me confess 'Cause you've left me with nothing But I've worked with less". Ani DiFranco: Dilate | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 15:33 - Feb 8 with 3098 views | Emmelars | Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time. Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way The time is gone, the song is over, Thought I'd something more to say. | ![](/images/avatars/5922.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 17:06 - Feb 8 with 3072 views | DylanP | "Inflammable material, planted in my head It's a suspect device that's left two thousand dead ..." (Suspect Device -- Stiff Little Fingers) 'Nuff said | ![](/images/avatars/2677.gif) |
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Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 17:25 - Feb 8 with 3056 views | 2Thomas2Bowles | Now I've got a cousin called Kevin He's sure to go to heaven Always spotless clean and neat The smoothest you can get them He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket My ma said they cost a packet She won't even let me explain That me and Kevin were just not the same Oh my perfect cousin What I like to do he doesn't He's his family's private joy His mothers little golden boy He's gotta a grade in economics Maths - physics and bionics He thinks that I'm a cabbage 'cause I hate university challenge Even at the age of ten Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then He always beat me at Subbuteo 'cause he flicked the kick And I didn't know Oh my perfect cousin .. His mother bought him a synthesizer Got the Human League into advise her Now he's making lots of noise Playing along with the art school boys Girls try to attract his attention But what a shame it's in vain total rejection He will never be left on the shelf 'cause Kevin he's in love with himself Oh my perfect cousin | ![](/images/avatars/18923.gif) |
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Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 17:29 - Feb 8 with 3059 views | dannyblue | As around the sun the earth knows she's revolving And the rosebuds know to bloom in early May Just as hate knows love's the cure You can rest your mind assured That I'll be loving you always As now can't reveal the mystery of tomorrow But in passing will grow older every day Just as all that's born is new Do know what I say is true That I'll be loving you always Until the rainbow burns the stars out in the sky Always Until the ocean covers every mountain high Always Until the dolphin flies and parrots live at sea Always Until we dream of life and life becomes a dream Did you know that true love asks for nothing? Her acceptance is the way we pay Did you know that life has given love a guarantee? To last through forever and another day Just as time knew to move on since the beginning And the seasons know exactly when to change Just as kindness knows no shame Know through all your joy and pain That I'll be loving you always As today I know I'm living but tomorrow Could make me the past but that I mustn't fear For I'll know deep in my mind The love of me I've left behind 'Cause I'll be loving you always Until the day is night and night becomes the day Always Until the trees and seas just up and fly away Always Until the day that eight times eight times eight is four Always Until the day that is the day that are no more Did you know you're loved by somebody? Until the day the earth starts turning right to left Always Until the earth just for the sun denies itself I'll be loving you forever Until dear Mother Nature says her work is through Always Until the day that you are me and I am you Until the rainbow burns the stars out in the sky Always We all know sometimes life's hates and troubles Can make you wish you were born in another time and space But you can bet your life times that and twice its double That God knew exactly where he wanted you to be placed So make sure when you say you're in it but not of it You're not helping to make this earth a place sometimes called Hell Change your words into truths and then change that truth into love And maybe our children's grandchildren And their great-great-grandchildren will tell I'll be loving you Stevie Wonder - As | ![](/images/avatars/11053.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 17:43 - Feb 8 with 3053 views | Rog | More from Difford & Tillbrook, as you can never have enough. The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass The cowboys take position in the bushes and the grass The squaw is with the corporal she is tied against the tree She doesn't mind the language, it's the beating she don't need She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep And he wakes to find the fires dead and arrows in his hat And Davy Crockett rides around and says it's cool for cats It's cool for cats The Sweeny's doing ninety 'cause they've got the word to go To get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names It's funny how their Missus' always looks the bleeding same And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads Who swear like how's your father and they're very cool for cats They're cool for cats To change the mood a little I've been posing down the pub I'm seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough I fancy this, I fancy that, I wanna be so flash I give a little muscle and I spend a little cash But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash And by the time I'm sober I've forgotten what I've had And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat, Cool for cats Shape up at the disco when I think I've got a pull I ask her lots of questions as she hangs on to the wall I kiss her for the first time and then I take her home I'm invited in for coffee and I give the dog a bone She likes to go to discos but she's never on her own I said I'll see you later and I give her some old chat But it's not like that on the TV when it's cool for cats It's cool for cats | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 17:45 - Feb 8 with 3049 views | TacticalR | You can't jump a jet plane Like you can a freight train Gordon Lightfoot, Early Morning Rain So true. | ![](/images/avatars/7026.gif) |
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Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 18:38 - Feb 8 with 3026 views | qprxtc | Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. I'll have some pickled onions, And a little bit of cheese, please. Thank you. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Eh. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. And I've got all the right money And all that, please. Thank you. Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Ay! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. I've been here half hour And I'm getting very thirsty! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Over here! Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Why won't you serve me? Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager– Listen, I'm getting impatient, John! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps. Two pints of lager and a packet of fff crisps. Two pints of lager and a packet of (Time, gentlemen, please!) And a packet of crisps. Oh. Ooh. | ![](/images/avatars/5303.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) | Login to get fewer ads
Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 18:41 - Feb 8 with 3022 views | qprxtc | Come on come on Hurry up Harry come on Come on come on Hurry up Harry come on We're going down the pub We're going down the pub Now listen here Harry If we're going down the pub You'd better tell your mum and dad And finish up your grub I wish you'd listen to me No, I don't want a cup of tea Come on come on Hurry up Harry come on Come on come on Hurry up Harry come on We're going down the pub We're going down the pub You're telling me to grow up But Harry don't you see If I tried to act my age I wouldn't be me We never do anything So now's the time to begin Come on come on Hurry up Harry come on Come on come on Hurry up Harry come on We're going down the pub We're going down the pub You don't have to tell me That the thing's I do are wrong But everything I do in life Is with us right or wrong Now I think I understand How to have some fun Come on come on Hurry up Harry come on Come on come on Hurry up Harry come on We're going down the pub We're going down the pub | ![](/images/avatars/5303.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 18:43 - Feb 8 with 3020 views | qprxtc | Slightly drunk once again All alone with my pen I thought I'd write to you How can I say how I feel ? Falling down on a deal This last night with you Is it the cold that makes me shake? I just hope that I'm awake I say alright I knew (I knew) I was wrong you were right (That's a line I cannot find) I could not say goodbye (to explain just why I lied) Why's it always feel the same? (slightly drunk what you said to me) I'm in love once again (can't fall in love without misery) I'm pretty sad but so what? I should be glad but I'm not I'm confused once more All tangled up in your love Without it now so that's tough My heart cries for A little talk to anger me Out on the road especially Back to you once more (once more) Slightly drunk once again All alone without friends Had it all, I know I lied All my ends seem untied I cannot say how I feel Squeeze | ![](/images/avatars/5303.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 19:19 - Feb 8 with 3000 views | 2Thomas2Bowles | Loved Sweet back in the day Well, it's been getting so hard Livin' with the things you do to me, ah-ha My dreams are getting so strange I'd like to tell you everything I see, mm Oh, I see a man at the back as a matter of fact His eyes are red as the sun And a girl in the corner, let no one ignore her 'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one Oh, yeah, it was like lightning Everybody was frightening And the music was soothing And they all started grooving Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And the man at the back said, "Everyone attack" And it turned into a ballroom blitz And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya" It'll turn into a ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Oh, I'm reaching out for something Touching nothing's all I ever do Oh, I softly call you over When you appear, there's nothing left of you, ah-ha Now the man in the back is ready to crack As he raises his hands to the sky And the girl in the corner is everyone's mourner She could kill you with a wink of her eye Oh yeah, it was electric So frantically hectic And the band started leaving 'Cause they all stopped breathing Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And the man at the back said, "Everyone attack" And it turned into a ballroom blitz And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya" It'll turn into a ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Oh yeah, it was like lightning Everybody was frightening And the music was soothing 'Cause they all started grooving Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And the man at the back said, "Everyone attack" And it turned into a ballroom blitz And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya" It'll turn into a ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz It's, it's a ballroom blitz It's, it's a ballroom blitz It's, it's a ballroom blitz Yeah, it's a ballroom blitz | ![](/images/avatars/18923.gif) |
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Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 19:22 - Feb 8 with 2992 views | 2Thomas2Bowles | Not forgetting You've done it all, you've broken every code And pulled the rebel to the floor You spoilt the game, no matter what you say For only metal, what a bore! Blue eyes, blue eyes How come you tell so many lies? Come up and see me, make me smile Or do what you want, running wild There's nothing left, all gone and run away Maybe you'll tarry for a while It's just a test, a game for us to play Win or lose, it's hard to smile Resist, resist It's from yourself, you have to hide, oh Come up and see me to make me smile, oh Or do what you want, running wild There ain't no more, you've taken everything From my belief in Mother Earth Can you ignore my faith in everything 'Cause I know what faith is and what it's worth Away, away And don't say maybe you'll try To come up and see me to make me smile Or do what you want just running wild Come up and see me, make me smile Or do what you want, running wild Come up and see me | ![](/images/avatars/18923.gif) |
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Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 19:47 - Feb 8 with 2980 views | 2Thomas2Bowles | I'm on a roll Billy rapped all night 'bout his suicide How he'd kick it in the head when he was 25 Don't wanna stay alive when you're 25 Wendy's stealing clothes from unlocked cars Freddy's got spots from ripping off stars from his face Funky little boat race The television man is crazy Saying we're juvenile delinquent wrecks Man I need a TV when I've got T. Rex Hey brother you guessed I'm a dude All the young dudes Carry the news Boogaloo dudes Carry the news All the young dudes Carry the news Boogaloo dudes Carry the news Now Jimmy looking sweet though he dresses like a queen He can kick like a mule It's a real mean team We can love Oh we can love And my brother's back at home With his Beatles and his Stones We never got if off on that revolution stuff What a drag Too many snags Well I drunk a lot of wine And I'm feeling fine Gonna race some cat to bed Is this concrete all around Or is it in my head Oh brother you guessed I'm a dude All the young dudes Carry the news Boogaloo dudes Carry the news All the young dudes Carry the news Boogaloo dudes Carry the news | ![](/images/avatars/18923.gif) |
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Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 19:54 - Feb 8 with 2973 views | qprxtc | Anyone for some faux 67 psychedelic “ectasy”? Push me off to start the fun On a bike ride to the moon Lots of room for everyone On a bike ride to the moon And we'll bring back cheese for my Auntie Jane And some magic moon dust that'll stop the rain On my poor Uncle Alfred's head, even though he stays in bed (silly Alfred) Why not bring a pot of tea On a bike ride to the moon Angel cake for you and me On a bike ride to the moon And we'll pack a tent 'case it's cold at night And I'll share your sleeping bag if I might And might be a positive boon To protect you from the man in the moon (Who happens to be me, look out!) Racing forward can't look back On a bike ride to the moon What did I omit to pack On a bike ride to the moon? With the stars all glinting in the shiny Chrome Then I suddenly remembered what I left at home Now I shan't be peddling any higher 'Cos a sharp sputnik has given me a cosmic flat tyre Well you are now. The Dukes of sodding Stratosphrar. | ![](/images/avatars/5303.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 20:29 - Feb 8 with 2954 views | Rog | There was an awful lot of rocking going on that night, Cruising time for the young bright lights, Just down past the gasworks, by the meat factory door, The five lamp boys were coming on strong. The Saturday night city beat had already started The pulse of the corner boys sprang into action And young Billy watched it all under the yellow street light And said "tonight of all nights there's gonna be a fight" He doesn't like it living here in this town He says the traps have been sprung long before he was born He says "hope bites the dust behind all the closed doors And pus and grime ooze from its scab crusted sores. There's screaming and crying in the high rise blocks" It's a rat trap Billy and you're already caught But you can make it if you want to or you need it bad enough You're young and good looking and you're acting kind of tough Anyway it's Saturday night time to see what's going down. Put on the bright suit Billy, head for the right side of town It's only 8 o'clock but you're already bored You don't know what it is but there's got to be more You'd better find a way out, hey kick down the door It's a rat trap and you've been caught In this town Billy says "everybody tries to tell you what to do" In this town Billy says "everybody says you gotta follow rules." Hey you walk up to those traffic lights, Switch from your left to right You push in that button, and when that button comes alight It tells you "Walk don't walk Talk don't talk" Hey Billy take a walk...with me. Little Judy's trying to watch "top of the pops" But mum and dad are fighting don't they ever stop, She take down her coat and walks out on the street, It's cold on that road, but it's got that home beat, Deep down in her pockets she finds 50p., Now is that any way for a young girl to be, "I'm gonna get out of school work in some factory, Work all the hours God gave me get myself a little easy money" Now, now, now na na. Her mind's made up, she walks down the road, Her hands in her pockets, coat buttoned 'gainst the cold, She finds Billy down at the Italian cafe And when he's drunk it's hard to understand what Billy says But then he mumbles in his coffee and suddenly roars, "It's a rat trap and we've been caught...." | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 21:03 - Feb 8 with 2939 views | Westy75 |
Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 12:47 - Feb 7 by BrianMcCarthy | Cocaine flame in my bloodstream Sold my coat when I hit Spokane Bought myself a hard pack of cigarettes in the early morning rain Lately my hands they don't feel like mine My eyes been stung with dust, I'm blind Held you in my arms one time Lost you just the same Jolene I ain't about to go straight It's too late I found myself face down in the ditch Booze on my hair Blood on my lips A picture of you, holding a picture of me In the pocket of my blue jeans Still don't know what love means Still don't know what love means Jolene Been so long since I seen your face Or felt a part of this human race I've been living out of this here suitcase for way too long A man needs something he can hold onto A nine pound hammer or a woman like you Either one of them things will do Jolene I ain't about to go straight It's too late I found myself face down in the ditch Booze in my hair Blood on my lips A picture of you, holding a picture of me In the pocket of my blue jeans Still don't know what love means Still don't know what love means Jolene -Ray La Montagne. |
Jolene - Beautiful song that one. –––– Won't say I love you, babe, Won't say I need you, babe, But I'm gonna get you babe And I will not do you wrong. Living's mostly wasting time And I'll waste my share of mine But it never feels too good, So let's don't take to long. You're soft as glass And I'm a gentle man; We got the sky to talk about And the earth to lie upon. Days, up and down they come Like rain on a conga drum Forget most, remember some But don't turn none away. Everything is not enough And nothin' is too much to bear. Where you been is good and gone All you keep is the getting there. Well to live’s to fly All low and high, So shake the dust off of your wings And the sleep out of your eyes. Goodbye to all my friends It's time to go again Think of all the poetry And the pickin' down the line I'll miss the system here The bottom's low And the treble's clear But it don't pay to think too much On things you leave behind. I will be gone But it won't be long I will be a'bringin' back the melodies And rhythm that I find. We all got holes to fill Them holes are all that's real. Some fall on you like a storm, Sometimes you dig your own. The choice is yours to make, Time is yours to take; Some sail upon the sea, Some toil upon the stone. Well to live’s to fly All low and high, So shake the dust off of your wings And the sleep out of your eyes; Shake the dust off of your wings And the tears out of your eyes. To Live is To Fly - Townes van Zandt | ![](/images/avatars/5640.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 21:14 - Feb 8 with 2926 views | 2Thomas2Bowles | Red red wine 12" My blue, blue heart..... Red, red wine, you make me feel so fine You keep me rockin' all of the time Red, red wine, you make me feel so grand I feel a million dollar when you're just in my hand Red, red wine, you make me feel so sad Any time I see you go, it make me feel bad Red, red wine, you make me feel so fine Monkey back and ease up on the sweet deadline (Red, red wine) Red, red wine, you give me whole heap of zing Whole heap of zing; you make me do my own thing (It's up to you...) Red, red wine, you give enough of love You're a kind of lovin' like a blessing from above Red, red wine, I loved you right from the start Right from the start, with all of my heart Red, red wine in an eighties style Red, red wine in a modern beat style Yeah (I'd have sworn...) Give me a little time, let me clear out my mind (That with time) Give me a little time, let me clear out my mind (Thoughts of you would leave my head) Give me red wine, the kind make me feel fine You make me feel fine all of the time Red, red wine, you make me feel so fine Monkey pack him Rizla pon the sweet Dep line The line broke, the monkey get choked Bunbah, ganjapani, little rubber boat (Red, red wine) Red, red wine, I'm gonna hold on to you Hold on to you 'cause I know you love truth (Stay close to me) Red, red wine, I'm gonna love you 'til I die Love you 'til I die, and that's no lie (Don't let me be alone) Red, red wine, can't get you off my mind Wherever you may be, I'll surely find | ![](/images/avatars/18923.gif) |
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Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 21:18 - Feb 8 with 2926 views | hubble | Hank, the singer/drummer of Animals That Swim (one of me fave bands) used to live in Loftus Road. These are his lyrics to their song 'The Greenhouse': Well this was 1973 or so When the law hadn't quite got to grips with these things yet At his allotment up north The glasshouse was full of marijuana Some potato-growing codger Some miserable old geezer grassed him up So it was twenty sniffer dogs and fifty coppers Stepping all over his radishes In court he pulled out a very old medical textbook And quoted the chapter entitled "The medicinal uses of hempweed regarding lung and stomach ailments" They let him off with community service He was painting primary schools It made the front page of the local paper "Asthma man grows pot in greenhouse" His mum was gutted, she wouldn't even go down To the local corner shop for custard powder He had to leave town He went to Sicily to pick olives Six Geordies in a wooden shack The pay was rubbish so they complained to the landowners No more money, but as much wine as you can drink They drank the f*cking lot The village was dry for the first time since 1869 | ![](/images/avatars/17111.gif) |
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Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 21:28 - Feb 8 with 2923 views | hubble | Baby, life's what you make it Can't escape it Baby, yesterday's favourite Don't you hate it Baby life's what you make it Don't backdate it Baby, don't try to shade it Beauty is naked Baby, life's what you make it Celebrate it Anticipate it Yesterday's faded Nothing can change it Life's what you make it Talk Talk | ![](/images/avatars/17111.gif) |
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Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 21:58 - Feb 8 with 2907 views | qprxtc |
Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 21:28 - Feb 8 by hubble | Baby, life's what you make it Can't escape it Baby, yesterday's favourite Don't you hate it Baby life's what you make it Don't backdate it Baby, don't try to shade it Beauty is naked Baby, life's what you make it Celebrate it Anticipate it Yesterday's faded Nothing can change it Life's what you make it Talk Talk |
That is one of the most godalmughyy most bloody brilliant songs ever ever everEVER It’s a bloody work of art Baby can’t escape it | ![](/images/avatars/5303.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 08:56 - Feb 9 with 2825 views | babygravy | "Cures you, Whisper," Make no sense" Drift gently in to mental illness..." | ![](/images/avatars/1597.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 09:05 - Feb 9 with 2821 views | Esox_Lucius |
Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 18:38 - Feb 8 by qprxtc | Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. I'll have some pickled onions, And a little bit of cheese, please. Thank you. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Eh. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. And I've got all the right money And all that, please. Thank you. Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Ay! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. I've been here half hour And I'm getting very thirsty! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Over here! Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Why won't you serve me? Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two pints of lager– Listen, I'm getting impatient, John! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps. Two pints of lager and a packet of fff crisps. Two pints of lager and a packet of (Time, gentlemen, please!) And a packet of crisps. Oh. Ooh. |
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Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 09:27 - Feb 9 with 2815 views | supahoopsa | The distant echo Of faraway voices boarding faraway trains To take them home to The ones that they love and who love them forever The glazed, dirty steps, repeat my own and reflect my thoughts Cold and uninviting, partially naked Except for toffee wrappers and this morning's paper Mr. Jones got run down Headlines of death and sorrow, they tell of tomorrow Madmen on the rampage And I'm down in the tube station at midnight I fumble for change, and pull out the Queen Smiling, beguiling I put in the money and pull out a plum Behind me Whispers in the shadows, gruff blazing voices Hating, waiting "Hey boy" they shout, "have you got any money?" And I said, "I've a little money and a takeaway curry I'm on my way home to my wife She'll be lining up the cutlery, you know she's expecting me Polishing the glasses and pulling out the cork" I'm down in the tube station at midnight I first felt a fist, and then a kick I could now smell their breath They smelt of pubs and wormwood scrubs And too many right wing meetings My life swam around me It took a look and drowned me in its own existence The smell of brown leather It blended in with the weather Filled my eyes, ears, nose and mouth, it blocked all my senses Couldn't see, hear, speak any longer I'm down in the tube station at midnight I said I was down in the tube station at midnight The last thing that I saw as I lay there on the floor Was "Jesus saves" painted by an atheist nutter And a British rail poster read "have an away day, a cheap holiday Do it today" I glanced back on my life, and thought about my wife 'Cause they took the keys, and she'll think it's me I'm down in the tube station at midnight The wine will be flat and the curry's gone cold I'm down in the tube station at midnight Don't want to go down in a tube station at midnight Don't want to go down in a tube station at midnight Don't want to go down in a tube station at midnight | ![](/images/avatars/1316.gif) |
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Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 10:43 - Feb 9 with 2800 views | londonscottish |
Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 14:49 - Feb 8 by Esox_Lucius | You'd love Half Man Half Biscuit then. It's ALL about the lyrics. |
Yeah somebody posted something by HMHB on here and I really liked it. First time I'd ever listended to them. In terms of other songwriters whose lyrics I've paid attention to I'd add in Rickie Lee Jones, Steely Dan/Donal Fagen, maybe Bowie. And MGMT at least for Time to Pretend - here it is I'm feeling rough I'm feeling raw I'm in the prime of my life Let's make some music make some money find some models for wives I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin and f888 with the stars You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars This is our decision to live fast and die young We've got the vision, now let's have some fun Yeah it's overwhelming, but what else can we do? Get jobs in offices and wake up for the morning commute? Forget about our mothers and our friends We were fated to pretend, to pretend We were fated to pretend, to pretend I'll miss the playgrounds and the animals and digging up worms I'll miss the comfort of my mother and the weight of the world I'll miss my sister, miss my father, miss my dog and my home Yeah I'll miss the boredom and the freedom and the time spent alone But there is really nothing, nothing we can do Love must be forgotten. Life can always start up anew The models will have children, we'll get a divorce We'll find some more models, everything must run its course We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end We were fated to pretend, to pretend We were fated to pretend, to pretend Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah | ![](/images/avatars/5986.gif) |
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Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 11:15 - Feb 9 with 2776 views | hamptonhillhoop |
Timeless Lyrics. Please no Youtube. Just the words. Go with it. on 14:49 - Feb 8 by Esox_Lucius | You'd love Half Man Half Biscuit then. It's ALL about the lyrics. |
HMHB's own unique take on the johnny come lately football fan When I had my loft Converted back into a loft The neighbours came around and scoffed And called me retro But they are the type Who never used to go to the match Until the family thing got big In the late eighties Dad’s a steward in the stand Brace of comps in his hand New men run a creche While home defeats by Jeunesse D’Esch In the Lux Familiar cup Are rendered pointless Stick a burger in my mouth Shove a seat beneath my arse Buy the shirt and shorts and socks Win the keeper’s sweaty jocks Point a gun down at your foot Am I supposed to be at home? Friday night and the gates are low And it’s raining Bastard slip of a sub’s ruined my weekend So you came and went ‘Cos on crap three million was spent And if Josh wants a five man tent There must be forfeits Star man said bye bye And now you’re reaching for the Sky Sit back relax and watch us die Of entertainment Fiancee said that it was fun Even though the others won I can’t stand any more ‘Cos I can’t stand anymore You were blind but you will see Tonight’s attendance one-two-three Friday night and the gates are low And it’s raining Bastard slip of a sub’s ruined my weekend Friday night and I just love complaining And no I haven’t got anything better to do | ![](/images/avatars/1431.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
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