| Enjoy 03:56 - Oct 31 with 2990 views | welshman79 |
A Primary Teacher in Swansea explains to her class that she is a Swansea fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Swansea fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Swansea fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Swansea fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Cardiff City fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Cardiff City fan?' 'Because my mum is a Cardiff City fan, and my dad is a Cardiff City fan, so I'm a Cardiff City fan too!''Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Cardiff City fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?' 'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Swansea fan.' |  | | |  |
| Enjoy on 04:24 - Oct 31 with 2966 views | Viking_Jock |
Better version:
A Primary Teacher in Swansea explains to her class that she is a Swansea fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Swansea fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Swansea fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Swansea fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Cardiff City fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Cardiff City fan?' 'Because my mum is a Cardiff City fan, and my dad is a Cardiff City fan, so I'm a Cardiff City fan too!''Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Cardiff City fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?' 'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd still be a Cardiff fan.' [Post edited 31 Oct 2013 4:24]
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| Enjoy on 07:29 - Oct 31 with 2882 views | razorjack |
Fuk Welshman I ain't heard that one since the olde king died.
You should be on the stage in Liverpool with the rest of the comedians!!! |  |
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| Enjoy on 08:04 - Oct 31 with 2796 views | WarwickHunt |
I thought half term finished last week. |  | | |
| Enjoy on 08:10 - Oct 31 with 2771 views | epaul |
Stan Boardman eat your heart out |  |
| The hair and the beard have gone I am now conforming to society, tis a sad day
The b*stards are coming back though |
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| Enjoy on 09:06 - Oct 31 with 2613 views | mawdlamjack |
ffs is that the best they can do ? |  |
| on the northbank since 64 now languishing in the east stand |
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| Cheap Kitchen Units Bolton on 11:43 - Oct 31 with 2421 views | Jackfath |
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| Enjoy on 12:10 - Oct 31 with 2367 views | Baker |
Mary sounds like a very clever girl. Top of the class!
Sporty too! She won the 100m dash at sports day and has been likened to Rebecca Adlington during swimming lessons down the baths. |  |
| May I say? what a smashing blouse you have on! |
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| Enjoy on 12:57 - Oct 31 with 2266 views | DrWig |
| Enjoy on 08:10 - Oct 31 by epaul |
Stan Boardman eat your heart out |
His (Stan's) house is next to my work. Paul-Shall I give him a call and let him know? | |
| The only alternative to the spectacle is the spectacle of the alternative. |
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| Enjoy on 12:59 - Oct 31 with 2260 views | perchrockjack |
He s got it up for sale ,Paul, I do believe | |
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| Enjoy on 13:07 - Oct 31 with 2229 views | DrWig |
| Enjoy on 12:59 - Oct 31 by perchrockjack |
He s got it up for sale ,Paul, I do believe |
That is indeed the case Richie. He is a miserable sod who complains about everything. Probably moaning we were on TV last night with the new presenter. Can't remember who presented the first series, but I believe he has had some legal issues. | |
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| Enjoy on 13:16 - Oct 31 with 2203 views | perchrockjack |
He s a chum/ client of a former business associate of mine.
He s got a cash flow problem. Amazing as he s got work .0
Never met him meself but have the Ince lot. Reason why I d never live in Willaston. Too much front and not like the old class of Hoykake West Kirby | |
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| Enjoy on 13:22 - Oct 31 with 2183 views | airedale |
Here's another one:
Teacher gets up if front of her third grade class and proclaims it is now math-time.
Teacher: "Class, there are three Crows sitting in a tree...you shoot one of them with a rifle. How many are left"?
Little Johnny going apesh** raising hand, gets to answer: "There aren't any left. The one you shot is dead and the other two flew away from the sound of the rifle", says Johnny proud as a Peacock.
Teacher: "No Johnny, you are wrong. There are still two crows left....but I like the way you are thinking".
Johnny is miffed...ready to boil over.
Johnny: "Teacher, may I ask you a math question"? (of course, she says). He asks, "There are three women eating ice-cream cones, one is just licking the top, one is licking around the bottom, and one has the whole thing in her mouth. Which one is married"?
Teacher: "Uummmm....I guess the one with the whole ice-cream cone in her mouth".
Johnny: "No teacher, YOU are wrong. It's the one with the ring on her left hand....but I like the way you are thinking"!!! |  | | |
| Enjoy on 13:49 - Oct 31 with 2125 views | epaul |
| Enjoy on 12:57 - Oct 31 by DrWig |
His (Stan's) house is next to my work. Paul-Shall I give him a call and let him know? |
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| The hair and the beard have gone I am now conforming to society, tis a sad day
The b*stards are coming back though |
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| Enjoy on 16:25 - Oct 31 with 1972 views | Plasticman |
| Enjoy on 13:22 - Oct 31 by airedale |
Here's another one:
Teacher gets up if front of her third grade class and proclaims it is now math-time.
Teacher: "Class, there are three Crows sitting in a tree...you shoot one of them with a rifle. How many are left"?
Little Johnny going apesh** raising hand, gets to answer: "There aren't any left. The one you shot is dead and the other two flew away from the sound of the rifle", says Johnny proud as a Peacock.
Teacher: "No Johnny, you are wrong. There are still two crows left....but I like the way you are thinking".
Johnny is miffed...ready to boil over.
Johnny: "Teacher, may I ask you a math question"? (of course, she says). He asks, "There are three women eating ice-cream cones, one is just licking the top, one is licking around the bottom, and one has the whole thing in her mouth. Which one is married"?
Teacher: "Uummmm....I guess the one with the whole ice-cream cone in her mouth".
Johnny: "No teacher, YOU are wrong. It's the one with the ring on her left hand....but I like the way you are thinking"!!! |
I heard that one with lollipops; 2 of the girls chews the lollipop and one of them doesn't. But the gist of the joke is the same. |  |
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| Enjoy on 16:37 - Oct 31 with 1948 views | Jackinthebox |
People that bigoted really shouldn't be teaching primary education. | | | |
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