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Mrs spudgun was at Morrisons at 7.30 yesterday morning (to beat the rush!); she was saying the same to me as I helped her unload the van full of Andrex she had bought.
Should be ok until Xmas 2021.
Tinned tuna and pasta tomorrow...
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Morrison’s this morning on 10:02 - Mar 14 with 3679 views
Morrison’s this morning on 09:54 - Mar 14 by spudgun
Mrs spudgun was at Morrisons at 7.30 yesterday morning (to beat the rush!); she was saying the same to me as I helped her unload the van full of Andrex she had bought.
Should be ok until Xmas 2021.
Tinned tuna and pasta tomorrow...
😂
Picked up a parcel at sorting office, guy said could you move your card nearer to me as I’m not allowed to touch anything, after coughing in my face.
We’ve got Simon Sadler
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Morrison’s this morning on 10:28 - Mar 14 with 3670 views
Morrison’s this morning on 10:28 - Mar 14 by ROTTWEILERS
I've accidentally stocked up on kitchen roll this am
Postman this morning knocked on door, I opened door then he left parcel on the ground saying he's not allowed to actually hand it to me
He's wood chipper fodder next week.
‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’
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Morrison’s this morning on 12:05 - Mar 14 with 3653 views
Morrison’s this morning on 12:41 - Mar 14 by spell_chekker
As per usual, I'll buy another pask of loo roll when my current one gets low.
Same with any other products.
BRR busted....
‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’
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Morrison’s this morning on 14:58 - Mar 14 with 3632 views
In the circles I move in, "Can I have some of your dried pasta" is a sexual euphemism. She's lucky I didn't whisk her off to a hotel for bouncy bouncy.
In the circles I move in, "Can I have some of your dried pasta" is a sexual euphemism. She's lucky I didn't whisk her off to a hotel for bouncy bouncy.
Ahem...."elderly lady".
Depravity doesn`t begin to describe it.
And don`t tell me she was an 85 year old with the body of a 70 year old....
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Morrison’s this morning on 18:36 - Mar 14 with 3596 views
Morrison’s this morning on 18:27 - Mar 15 by spell_chekker
Too true Rot.
And worth fighting for.
Some friends of ours were shopping at Tesco at Clifton and there was a woman in front of them with 140 cans of baked beans in her trolley - my pal counted. Nothing else but baked beans. She had cleared out the last of them.
My pal said nothing, even though he had been forced to buy the low salt beans which he doesn't really like.
Would you have said something?
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Morrison’s this morning on 08:52 - Mar 16 with 3385 views
Morrison’s this morning on 08:38 - Mar 16 by spudgun
Some friends of ours were shopping at Tesco at Clifton and there was a woman in front of them with 140 cans of baked beans in her trolley - my pal counted. Nothing else but baked beans. She had cleared out the last of them.
My pal said nothing, even though he had been forced to buy the low salt beans which he doesn't really like.
Would you have said something?
Amazing the lengths people will go to, to recreate their favourite movie scene....
‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’
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Morrison’s this morning on 08:53 - Mar 16 with 3380 views
Amazing the lengths people will go to, to recreate their favourite movie scene....
Used to go to a 6th form film night when at school and Mel Brooks (and Woody Allen ) were always the best attended, although I preferred ` Young Frankenstein`...
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Morrison’s this morning on 09:21 - Mar 16 with 3371 views
Morrison’s this morning on 08:53 - Mar 16 by spudgun
Used to go to a 6th form film night when at school and Mel Brooks (and Woody Allen ) were always the best attended, although I preferred ` Young Frankenstein`...
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I would have been tempted to say something Spud.
It depends how I feel at the time. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
I pulled a guy up at the gym last week. He was hogging a popular piece of equipment all to himself. Not just once. He was doing it every day. Cheeky so and so.
I'm venturing out now for the first time since Friday.
I wonder what state the supermarket will be in??
Learning to read clusters is not something your eyes do naturally. It takes constant practice.
Morrison’s this morning on 09:21 - Mar 16 by spell_chekker
I would have been tempted to say something Spud.
It depends how I feel at the time. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
I pulled a guy up at the gym last week. He was hogging a popular piece of equipment all to himself. Not just once. He was doing it every day. Cheeky so and so.
I'm venturing out now for the first time since Friday.
I wonder what state the supermarket will be in??
Spell, apparently she was a big fierce-looking bint, which swayed his decision!
And he is an ex rugger lad...
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Morrison’s this morning on 09:36 - Mar 16 with 3369 views
Morrison’s this morning on 09:24 - Mar 16 by spudgun
Spell, apparently she was a big fierce-looking bint, which swayed his decision!
And he is an ex rugger lad...
Spell
Be prepared....
‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’
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Morrison’s this morning on 10:00 - Mar 16 with 3363 views
‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’
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Morrison’s this morning on 10:19 - Mar 16 with 3357 views
Morrison’s this morning on 10:19 - Mar 16 by spell_chekker
Just back from the supermarket.
Wow, I've never seen anything quite like that.
It's seems as though, overnight, we've become a society of doomsday preppers.
Fortnum and Mason has gone downhill......
‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’
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Morrison’s this morning on 10:52 - Mar 18 with 3327 views
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