Birthday present for "The man who has everything" 00:26 - Dec 3 with 4362 views | TearsOfaClown | It's ShotKneesHoop Birthday today - he says he has everything a man could want . . . his sister wanted to send him a Hoops shirt with SWP on the back, but we agreed as he has everything then he can have fookall. WHat is the strangest birthday present you have every got or given? I was once given a foot pump. I once sold a breast pump at a boot sale but that's another story. Happy Birthday ShotKneesHoop. | ![](/images/avatars/6616.gif) | | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Birthday present for "The man who has everything" on 06:58 - Dec 3 with 4292 views | Taxidermist | Aunti Vi came into the Bank where I worked and handed over a wrapped box (which I mistakenly thought contained a pair of slippers) only to reveal a tin of lavender floor polish!!!!!!! In true Shotknees style ......... yer couldn't make it up! | ![](/images/avatars/6956.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Birthday present for on 08:06 - Dec 3 with 4243 views | ShotKneesHoop | Thanks for the good wishes, however the present I was really hoping for was getting something out of an away game. Needless to say with Bagpuss's "park the bus" tactics worked to the bone, it was just a matter of time before we leaked goals again. Always the same old interviews from 'Arry afterwards By Christmas, we'll have played all the weak teams at home, so we'd better have a plan B in mind. Just getting results at Loftus Road isn't going to be enough. And on a positive note, there's only 9 months to go before that useless, mercenary, pigmy, human bagatelle comes to the end of his gathering splinters contract. [Post edited 3 Dec 2014 8:07]
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Birthday present for "The man who has everything" on 08:16 - Dec 3 with 4234 views | TheBlob | Happy birthday Shotknees. You'll probably get something from Joey Barton today - he's been giving away more presents than Santa recently. | ![](/images/avatars/1330.gif) |
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Birthday present for "The man who has everything" on 08:22 - Dec 3 with 4226 views | bosh67 | Paracetamol, for "The man who has everything" | ![](/images/avatars/1510.gif) |
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Birthday present for "The man who has everything" on 08:22 - Dec 3 by bosh67 | Paracetamol, for "The man who has everything" |
It used to be penicillin! Is downgrading to Paracetamol another of Cameron's NHS cuts? Why can't you get aspirin in the jungle? Because the Paracetamol. (Parrots eat them all) OK, I'll get my coat and call for a taxi then. [Post edited 3 Dec 2014 9:56]
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Birthday present for "The man who has everything" on 09:48 - Dec 3 with 4175 views | Metallica_Hoop | Happy Birthday. | ![](/images/avatars/1335.gif) |
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