Forum
Reply

Hodgson
at 14:05 30 Apr 2012

woy hodgson is a pretty old geezer
he's almost as crooked as the tower of piza

a bad manager he is very much not
he is definitely better than andy scott

he has more experience than any other choice
a true gentleman, bet he drives a rolls royce

west brom will be very sad to see him leave
next season they will be hoping for a reprieve

but hodgson will march on with the three lions
to manage england isn't exactly rocket science

we may be underwhelmed but understand this
roy hodgson is adored by the fins and the swiss

Forum
Reply

Burnley friendly
at 18:27 25 Apr 2012

RAAAAST

you haters have got nothing on me
in pre-season we play the mighty burn-lee

i am steve claridge and i am the king
believe me now you would tap dis ting

we will be playing the team from turf moor
let's hope that in their goal we will score

a poor performance could end up costing
they'll score some goals with charlie austin

the team is managed by eddie howe
but a walkover performance we will not allow

our new signings and triallists will be summoned
expect danny coid and stuart drummond

i will go to this pre-season match
and the dale-fan syndrome i hope to catch

**************************************************************

stay classy rochdale i love you so so much

p.s i am not actually steve claridge

CIAO

Forum
Thread

heya daleys lol!!!!
at 18:14 25 Apr 2012

my names steve claridge and i am a nice man
i was just on this forum giving it a scan

you are rochdale fans and you love your club
at the end of sandy lane is the cemetery pub

but enough of my rhymes, i would like to assess
the story of your season i will do my best

your chairman appointed steve eyre at the helm
but a few months in results seemed to underwhelm

dunphy is your chairman and he is cool
if he sold your club he could afford a pool

but he wont do that because he loves football
he evicted steve eyre like he was davina mccall

eyre was a nice man but not a good gaffer
he was the managing equivalent of riga mustapha (who?)

fighting to survive its not been a good season
you just wanted to see results that were somewhat pleasing

so you brought in a club legend who is chris beech
but when replaced it seemed survival was out of reach

coleman came in after 12 years at stanley
the beating of bury was when the squad became manly

you have to admit that was fairly amusing
but not long after you became used to losing

coleman couldnt turn rochdales form around
and last weekend it was confirmed your down

so here's looking forward to rebuilding in league 2
and local derbies against stanley and crewe!

********************************************************************

goodbye daleys i love you so so much

p.s i am not steve claridge

AU REVOIR

Please log in to use all the site's facilities

KingClaridge_IX

Site Scores

Forum Votes:	0
Comment Votes:	0
Prediction League:	0
TOTAL:	0