| Lockdown 10:20 - Mar 17 with 9394 views | spell_chekker |
In 40 minutes, at midday, I'll be going into government enforced lockdown.
I went out this morning to fetch the bins and bumped into the council litter picker.
He said that "they" aren't telling us everything and that really a country has exploded a nuclear bomb and the radiation is now all around us and falling out of the sky.
My god, it's going to be a boring couple of weeks.
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| Lockdown on 09:04 - Mar 21 with 735 views | Lala |
| Lockdown on 07:36 - Mar 21 by BringBackTheRedRoom |
Lytham:- A special report.
While still self isolating, I sent my drone out last night to film the action, truly horrific viewing.
As the Pubs, Restaurants and Wine Bars began to shut the streets became a sea of tears, fake sun tan oil and empty cheap wine bottles with foreign sounding labels. Where does the "Look at me" crowd now go to be looked at?
But the real shock and true scale of the damage was revealed this morning as I sent my drone out to grab a couple of large baps.
Overnight the town has gone bankrupt. People are already sat outside their houses setting up garage sales, so many golf club sets, framed and signed shirts from Beckham, Lampard, Gerrard etc.... being sold, It's breaks your heart.
Watching parents taking their little Tamara, Kylie etc... to Pony Club, knowing it not to ride the Pony, but to shoot it, to ensure they have enough food to put on the table to eat next week, as they wont be able to buy M&S fine dine ready meals anymore. Well it's either that or shop at Tesco or god forbid, Lidl!!. Truly disturbing footage to watch.
This is a plea to Bojo and Sunak...... Pilates teachers, personal shoppers, Feng Shui experts, new age weekend hippy costume jewellery makers etc, etc.... the list is endless (also those people who say they work from home but you have no idea what they actually do).
These people need your help now and fast, protect the pretentious and shallow now, before it's too late.
This is Red Room your special reporter, on the front line signing off.
PS Grabbed a couple of large baps. 👠|
Excellent report ðŸ‘
And it better not be my baps you’ve grabbed 
Just woke up in Bispham after a fitful night. The roads seem noticeably quiet outside.
Have to go and grab my own baps soon though still have 2 left, is that panic buying 🤔 hope not.
Washing to do, Hoover at the ready, no spliff.
Wondering if the hairdressers will be closed for months so may head to the chemist and use this semi lockdown as an excuse to experiment with a home dye and drastic change of hair colour 😊 either that or do a home piercing to break the monotony that hasn’t even started yet.
This is going to be a weird Saturday indeed. |  |
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| Lockdown on 09:16 - Mar 21 with 722 views | janegallagher |
| Lockdown on 09:04 - Mar 21 by Lala |
Excellent report ðŸ‘
And it better not be my baps you’ve grabbed
Just woke up in Bispham after a fitful night. The roads seem noticeably quiet outside.
Have to go and grab my own baps soon though still have 2 left, is that panic buying 🤔 hope not.
Washing to do, Hoover at the ready, no spliff.
Wondering if the hairdressers will be closed for months so may head to the chemist and use this semi lockdown as an excuse to experiment with a home dye and drastic change of hair colour 😊 either that or do a home piercing to break the monotony that hasn’t even started yet.
This is going to be a weird Saturday indeed. |
Already got my shopping yesterday. Bought a chicken for tomorrow so I can have Mother’s Day at home (obviously restaurants closed), although non of my kids are coming back. I actually managed to get some fresh penne too ? Couldn’t believe my luck.
Also bought a can of bronze spray paint, have just been in garden with mask and goggles and sprayed a few pots. They look amazing
Now for my next project 🤔 |  |
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| Lockdown on 09:19 - Mar 21 with 715 views | Lala |
| Lockdown on 09:16 - Mar 21 by janegallagher |
Already got my shopping yesterday. Bought a chicken for tomorrow so I can have Mother’s Day at home (obviously restaurants closed), although non of my kids are coming back. I actually managed to get some fresh penne too ? Couldn’t believe my luck.
Also bought a can of bronze spray paint, have just been in garden with mask and goggles and sprayed a few pots. They look amazing
Now for my next project 🤔 |
Well done Jane, bet the pots look ace 👠| |
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| Lockdown on 09:24 - Mar 21 with 710 views | janegallagher |
| Lockdown on 09:19 - Mar 21 by Lala |
Well done Jane, bet the pots look ace 👠|
They do, that annie Sloane shabby chic look. | |
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| Lockdown on 09:31 - Mar 21 with 694 views | basilrobbiereborn |
| Lockdown on 09:24 - Mar 21 by janegallagher |
They do, that annie Sloane shabby chic look. |
Further London Report :
The Courgette & Cauliflower Question has been resolved. Yoghurt remains elusive, however. Newspapers delivered late due to sickness, but we adopted a two shop strategy to get what we wanted.
Oh, and there is a new stall on Lewisham Market doing a roaring trade, selling photographs of Lala's Baps. |  |
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| Lockdown on 09:35 - Mar 21 with 691 views | janegallagher |
| Lockdown on 09:31 - Mar 21 by basilrobbiereborn |
Further London Report :
The Courgette & Cauliflower Question has been resolved. Yoghurt remains elusive, however. Newspapers delivered late due to sickness, but we adopted a two shop strategy to get what we wanted.
Oh, and there is a new stall on Lewisham Market doing a roaring trade, selling photographs of Lala's Baps. |
Barm cakes surely 🤔 | |
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| Lockdown on 09:35 - Mar 21 with 691 views | spudgun |
| Lockdown on 09:31 - Mar 21 by basilrobbiereborn |
Further London Report :
The Courgette & Cauliflower Question has been resolved. Yoghurt remains elusive, however. Newspapers delivered late due to sickness, but we adopted a two shop strategy to get what we wanted.
Oh, and there is a new stall on Lewisham Market doing a roaring trade, selling photographs of Lala's Baps. |
Over Wyre report:
We seem to be avoiding the outbreaks of puerility that seems to be sweeping other parts of the country.
Plenty of tits on the bird feeder this morning.... | | | |
| Lockdown on 09:37 - Mar 21 with 687 views | Lala |
| Lockdown on 09:35 - Mar 21 by spudgun |
Over Wyre report:
We seem to be avoiding the outbreaks of puerility that seems to be sweeping other parts of the country.
Plenty of tits on the bird feeder this morning.... |
Gentlemen please 😱 | |
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| Lockdown on 10:25 - Mar 21 with 681 views | Lala |
| Lockdown on 09:37 - Mar 21 by Lala |
Gentlemen please 😱 |
Had my little walk to the shops, so many baps I’ve been over faced so Quaker oats it is with 3 pieces of Fry’s chocolate orange Cream melted in. Genius. | |
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| Lockdown on 10:38 - Mar 21 with 677 views | janegallagher |
| Lockdown on 10:25 - Mar 21 by Lala |
Had my little walk to the shops, so many baps I’ve been over faced so Quaker oats it is with 3 pieces of Fry’s chocolate orange Cream melted in. Genius. |
Welsh rarebit for me - grated strong cheddar mixed with an egg Worcester sauce and English mustard. What’s not to like. | |
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| Lockdown on 10:40 - Mar 21 with 675 views | BringBackTheRedRoom |
| Lockdown on 10:38 - Mar 21 by janegallagher |
Welsh rarebit for me - grated strong cheddar mixed with an egg Worcester sauce and English mustard. What’s not to like. |
Sausages with the baps for me. |  |
| ‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’ |
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| Lockdown on 10:43 - Mar 21 with 669 views | Lala |
All sounds delightful 👌
Bought some mature cheddar actually. Will be having a combo of the above for later, toasted cheese baps with salad cream and black pepper 😠| |
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| Lockdown on 11:16 - Mar 21 with 659 views | spell_chekker |
| Lockdown on 10:43 - Mar 21 by Lala |
All sounds delightful 👌
Bought some mature cheddar actually. Will be having a combo of the above for later, toasted cheese baps with salad cream and black pepper 😠|
The baps sound nice but what about melons instead. | |
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| Lockdown on 11:27 - Mar 24 with 638 views | BringBackTheRedRoom |
| Lockdown on 11:16 - Mar 21 by spell_chekker |
The baps sound nice but what about melons instead. |
Need an update Spell. | |
| ‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’ |
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| Lockdown on 11:55 - Mar 24 with 626 views | spell_chekker |
We've been in lockdown for a week now and corona virus figures are increasing faster than ever.
I suppose there's a 2 week incubation period to see out before the number of cases start to fall.
I've been working at home via an application called 'TEAMS'.
Daily bike rides and exercise are going well.
Watching crappy series in the evening ('The OA' and 'People Just Do Nothing' have been binned off as a waste of time).
Of course, there's always plenty of 
What about all you lot? Especially Lala, I thought she had some stuff to get off her chest?
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| Lockdown on 12:42 - Mar 24 with 620 views | BringBackTheRedRoom |
| Lockdown on 11:55 - Mar 24 by spell_chekker |
We've been in lockdown for a week now and corona virus figures are increasing faster than ever.
I suppose there's a 2 week incubation period to see out before the number of cases start to fall.
I've been working at home via an application called 'TEAMS'.
Daily bike rides and exercise are going well.
Watching crappy series in the evening ('The OA' and 'People Just Do Nothing' have been binned off as a waste of time).
Of course, there's always plenty of
What about all you lot? Especially Lala, I thought she had some stuff to get off her chest?
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Bit chaotic until everyone adapts, only to be expected.
Friend's cousin is a retired virologist, got a letter from his local health authority telling (not asking) him he's to be re-registered. Then has got notification that he should self isolate for 12 weeks as he's in the vulnerable group. He retired because he had a heart attack that led to other health problems.
He can't half swear..... | |
| ‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’ |
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| Lockdown on 12:56 - Mar 24 with 616 views | spell_chekker |
| Lockdown on 12:42 - Mar 24 by BringBackTheRedRoom |
Bit chaotic until everyone adapts, only to be expected.
Friend's cousin is a retired virologist, got a letter from his local health authority telling (not asking) him he's to be re-registered. Then has got notification that he should self isolate for 12 weeks as he's in the vulnerable group. He retired because he had a heart attack that led to other health problems.
He can't half swear..... |
Stricter confinement measures are in place as from today.
Reasons for leaving the house are being severely tightened up on. | |
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| Lockdown on 13:12 - Mar 24 with 611 views | BringBackTheRedRoom |
| Lockdown on 12:56 - Mar 24 by spell_chekker |
Stricter confinement measures are in place as from today.
Reasons for leaving the house are being severely tightened up on. |
Think you'll need to watch this again to get some ideas
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| ‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’ |
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| Lockdown on 17:56 - Mar 24 with 594 views | ROTTWEILERS |
| Lockdown on 13:12 - Mar 24 by BringBackTheRedRoom |
Think you'll need to watch this again to get some ideas
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Paying people not to work and asking others to volunteer is the latest crackpot idea. |  |
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| Lockdown on 19:35 - Mar 24 with 583 views | spell_chekker |
| Lockdown on 17:56 - Mar 24 by ROTTWEILERS |
Paying people not to work and asking others to volunteer is the latest crackpot idea. |
We're now allowed out for exercise for a maximum of 1 hour per day and have to stay withing a radius of 1km from your residence.
Therefore, my bike ride consisted of going round in ever decreasing circles.
While I was out I noticed, in the distance, 3 different police cars. Slowly and delibertately doing the rounds. On one occasion, I notice a police car stop and check someone for their papers. | |
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| Lockdown on 19:40 - Mar 24 with 582 views | BringBackTheRedRoom |
| Lockdown on 19:35 - Mar 24 by spell_chekker |
We're now allowed out for exercise for a maximum of 1 hour per day and have to stay withing a radius of 1km from your residence.
Therefore, my bike ride consisted of going round in ever decreasing circles.
While I was out I noticed, in the distance, 3 different police cars. Slowly and delibertately doing the rounds. On one occasion, I notice a police car stop and check someone for their papers. |
They're looking for that master criminal who slipped over the border from Spain, goes by the name "El Spell"  | |
| ‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’ |
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| Lockdown on 14:38 - Mar 25 with 559 views | spell_chekker |
| Lockdown on 19:40 - Mar 24 by BringBackTheRedRoom |
They're looking for that master criminal who slipped over the border from Spain, goes by the name "El Spell" |
I went out for my 1 hour of exercise.
On route I nipped into the newsagent's to make some photocopies and, for the first time in several days, touched something that another person (apart from my partner ) had also touched when he handed me the photocopied sheets.
Only one and again, in the distance, saw a police car doing the rounds.
Arrived back home craving a couple of baps. | |
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| Lockdown on 17:11 - Mar 25 with 553 views | BringBackTheRedRoom |
| Lockdown on 14:38 - Mar 25 by spell_chekker |
I went out for my 1 hour of exercise.
On route I nipped into the newsagent's to make some photocopies and, for the first time in several days, touched something that another person (apart from my partner ) had also touched when he handed me the photocopied sheets.
Only one and again, in the distance, saw a police car doing the rounds.
Arrived back home craving a couple of baps. |
Lytham Update :- The Food Run
Had a stroll to Booths early this morning to see how their silver shopper hour was doing. Big mistake, as 70% of the town's population is over 70, it was carnage. Think the Government might have to add zimmer frames to the dangerous weapons act.
Returned this afternoon as needed more Coco Pops. Unfortunately their was an incident involving Tiffini (Trainee reality TV star and social media influencer) and Chantelle (Herbal and crystal alternative healer and part time importer of rare Peruvian cheeses).
They had a disagreement about who should have the last Chicken & Green Bean Risotto which resulted in a Battle Royale, that only ended when Hamish (The security Guard) stopped Tiffini trying to decapitate Chantelle with a Tiger loaf.
Anyway Coco Pops, Milk and dodgy looking bacon bought I left the store, sadly they had no baps, as Hamish had grabbed them all.
This is Red Room your special corespondent, signing off.
Be safe it's hell out there. | |
| ‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’ |
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| Lockdown on 18:00 - Mar 25 with 548 views | spudgun |
| Lockdown on 17:11 - Mar 25 by BringBackTheRedRoom |
Lytham Update :- The Food Run
Had a stroll to Booths early this morning to see how their silver shopper hour was doing. Big mistake, as 70% of the town's population is over 70, it was carnage. Think the Government might have to add zimmer frames to the dangerous weapons act.
Returned this afternoon as needed more Coco Pops. Unfortunately their was an incident involving Tiffini (Trainee reality TV star and social media influencer) and Chantelle (Herbal and crystal alternative healer and part time importer of rare Peruvian cheeses).
They had a disagreement about who should have the last Chicken & Green Bean Risotto which resulted in a Battle Royale, that only ended when Hamish (The security Guard) stopped Tiffini trying to decapitate Chantelle with a Tiger loaf.
Anyway Coco Pops, Milk and dodgy looking bacon bought I left the store, sadly they had no baps, as Hamish had grabbed them all.
This is Red Room your special corespondent, signing off.
Be safe it's hell out there. |
Over Wyre report:
Glad to report that the `grey lag geese eating all the spuds` report was partially fake news, as the farmer came today and harvested what was left and there was still a decent amount, many of which he left uncollected. Yay!
Been out and got the first couple of barrow loads, so we will be stocked up for the duration.
May fly pitch them outside Booths in Lytham at extortionate prices to gullible townies.
Been down to piggy field where a lad from the village who is signed for Everton is training - they monitor him via an app apparently.
He was training in a small fenced paddock away from the animals that wasn't really suitable for long sprints, so I suggested he went down to the pond where the grass is shorter and there is more space. He said that he had tried that and the goat had chased him. I suggested that if he couldn`t outrun an elderly goat he may want to reconsider his future.
Nanoo, nanoo... | | | |
| Lockdown on 19:42 - Mar 25 with 541 views | spell_chekker |
| Lockdown on 18:00 - Mar 25 by spudgun |
Over Wyre report:
Glad to report that the `grey lag geese eating all the spuds` report was partially fake news, as the farmer came today and harvested what was left and there was still a decent amount, many of which he left uncollected. Yay!
Been out and got the first couple of barrow loads, so we will be stocked up for the duration.
May fly pitch them outside Booths in Lytham at extortionate prices to gullible townies.
Been down to piggy field where a lad from the village who is signed for Everton is training - they monitor him via an app apparently.
He was training in a small fenced paddock away from the animals that wasn't really suitable for long sprints, so I suggested he went down to the pond where the grass is shorter and there is more space. He said that he had tried that and the goat had chased him. I suggested that if he couldn`t outrun an elderly goat he may want to reconsider his future.
Nanoo, nanoo... |
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