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Football Spoonerisms 14:39 - Nov 4 with 7391 viewsBartRowou

Named after Nicky Spooner who used to mix up the first letters of words.

Randy Odes - he left Latics to focus on erotic poetry
Low Jolly - he scored but Forest lost
Bony Tuck - he was never asked to share his chicken butties at Maine Road

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Football Spoonerisms on 15:02 - Nov 4 with 6184 views442Dale

Ham Sart. Left back goes to extreme lengths to keep track of sandwich fillings.

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Football Spoonerisms on 15:16 - Nov 4 with 6169 viewsTVOS1907

Bony Took, surely?

When I was your age, I used to enjoy the odd game of tennis. Or was it golf?

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Football Spoonerisms on 15:46 - Nov 4 with 6139 viewsBartRowou

Wee Lauren - he left Spotland for a petite girl in Hull.

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Football Spoonerisms on 16:00 - Nov 4 with 6125 viewsD_Alien

Named after the Rev W A Spooner...


Licky Rambert - gave up football to found a rude ballet company
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Football Spoonerisms on 17:13 - Nov 4 with 6043 views1949er

Football Spoonerisms on 16:00 - Nov 4 by D_Alien

Named after the Rev W A Spooner...


Licky Rambert - gave up football to found a rude ballet company
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Don't mention the couple who were kissing in a punt

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Football Spoonerisms on 19:17 - Nov 4 with 5940 viewsDaleiLama

Toe Jhompson - Swedish podiatrist
Roe Jafferty - orange fish eggs
Ngosi Kthle - even more difficult to pronounce

Up the Dale - NOT for sale!
Poll: Is it coming home?

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Football Spoonerisms on 19:24 - Nov 4 with 5924 viewsD_Alien

Football Spoonerisms on 19:17 - Nov 4 by DaleiLama

Toe Jhompson - Swedish podiatrist
Roe Jafferty - orange fish eggs
Ngosi Kthle - even more difficult to pronounce


OMG - google translates Ngosi Kthle as Keith Hill in Swahilly



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Poll: What are you planning to do v Newport

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Football Spoonerisms on 20:00 - Nov 4 with 5870 viewsMolly

Callum Camps........Callum Camps
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Football Spoonerisms on 12:45 - Nov 5 with 5679 viewsYadHoDale

Candy Annon - sweets in a plain wrapper.
Hark! Milditch - the first symptoms of an STD
Feter Parrell - posh term for shoes
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Football Spoonerisms on 12:50 - Nov 5 with 5664 viewsEllDale

Crave Doss - 70's striker desperate for somewhere to lay his head
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Football Spoonerisms on 13:13 - Nov 5 with 5642 viewsDaleiLama

Wott Sciseman - weather forecaster
Hott Scogan - Freshly baked currant-containing comestible popular in cream teas
Cach Zlough - a less than pretty town down the M4 west of London
Heith Kill - the hound of the Baskervilles
Ciall Nanavan - talk-show host with small wheels

Up the Dale - NOT for sale!
Poll: Is it coming home?

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Football Spoonerisms on 13:20 - Nov 5 with 5621 viewsD_Alien

Baul Putler - wanted to be a more refined CB

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Football Spoonerisms on 13:32 - Nov 5 with 5600 viewsD_Alien

Les Dynam - rather old-fashioned way of trying to get gay women into bed

Poll: What are you planning to do v Newport

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Football Spoonerisms on 14:04 - Nov 5 with 5560 viewsfitzochris

Caul Ponnor - but she wasn't in.

Blog: Rochdale 2018/19 part three: Getting points on the board

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Football Spoonerisms on 14:32 - Nov 5 with 5526 viewsDaleiLama

Bhys Rennet - ingredient to convert honey to cheese
Garrison McHahey - knees up in a Scottish army barracks

Up the Dale - NOT for sale!
Poll: Is it coming home?

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Football Spoonerisms on 16:29 - Nov 5 with 5478 viewsfinberty

Gave Drant - where to ‘drant’ is to scythe down opposition wingers whilst sporting a mullet & tash.
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Football Spoonerisms on 17:01 - Nov 5 with 5445 viewsTipperaryDale

Aniel Dadshead - father's yearly blowjob
Wat Scorner - that was never a corner ref
Ony Tellis - what a TV shop sells
Ken Bitchin' - no explanation needed
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Football Spoonerisms on 05:53 - Nov 6 with 5328 viewsdownunder

Watt Scorner. Apprentices should always be careful with electricity. An all time classic spoonerism is one of robin Hoods henchman. An attempt by a religious man to have sex..
Which reminds me a cafe sign on Edenfield Road. Is Frier Tucks still there, with a "nose" on the T that makes it look like an F?
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Football Spoonerisms on 14:37 - Nov 6 with 5190 viewsBarryStrange

Fony Tord - Veteran racks up 1000 league appearances while working as assistant to a Sven-Goran Eriksson impersonator.
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Football Spoonerisms on 17:07 - Nov 6 with 5143 viewsblackdogblue

Football Spoonerisms on 14:37 - Nov 6 by BarryStrange

Fony Tord - Veteran racks up 1000 league appearances while working as assistant to a Sven-Goran Eriksson impersonator.


Heith Kill our Championship Dreams...

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Football Spoonerisms on 17:49 - Nov 6 with 5110 viewsblackdogblue

Football Spoonerisms on 17:07 - Nov 6 by blackdogblue

Heith Kill our Championship Dreams...


New to this game ...

Can you have?

Kemergency Hexit?

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Football Spoonerisms on 17:55 - Nov 6 with 5100 viewsDaleiLama

Slordan Jew - Jackson Scholz in the 100m final of the '24 Olympics 100m final (Chariots of Fire)

Up the Dale - NOT for sale!
Poll: Is it coming home?

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Football Spoonerisms on 22:43 - Nov 6 with 4986 viewsdingdangblue

Saul Pimpson - Jewish lad, his dad owns a knocking shop.

Its a BRILLIANT goal to cap a BRILLIANT start by Rochdale - Don Goodman 26/08/10
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Football Spoonerisms on 03:52 - Nov 7 with 4953 viewsSandyman

Managers
Cick Donner - mysogynist
Eve Steyre - strange woman
Sob Bokoe - Sad man
Con Joleman - Dodgy character
Meter Padden - kept an eye on the bills
Hic Valom - ate too quickly
Dick Mocherty - took the pi$$
Derry Tolan - Irish
Ren Lichley - Stimpy's mate
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Football Spoonerisms on 20:38 - Nov 9 with 4798 viewssmaclad1

Sobbie Ravage - damaged football player cries.

Gives an excuse to link this to Robbie copping for it. Twice. Enjoy.

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