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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo 16:27 - May 17 with 7344 viewsGaztastic

See into the future to guess what 'Arry's excuse for being nothing to do with Derby's failure to get into the play off final will be.

'I did what I could with the odd bit of advice to the boy Darren but its his team really. If only they given me a call earlier I could really 'ave made a difference. A transfer window would have meant I could get Niko in to do a job.'
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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 16:36 - May 17 with 7330 viewsadhoc_qpr

I wonder what cost them more - the £25m spent on players, Paul Clement's severance package or 'Arry's consulting fee?
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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 16:39 - May 17 with 7318 viewsPunteR

Well its ard ,you know.. These are top top teams..I look around the dressing room..and you know.. ..Niko's missing.. Defoe.. the boy crouchy.. what can i do? The chairman doesn't want to get promoted ,so i've done what they've asked me to do really..

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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 16:42 - May 17 with 7306 viewsNorthernr

If he's forced to say anything about it all, it'll be this, almost word for word...

"Wewll it's 'ard really. They was in a bad way and the chairman gave me a call and asked if I could help. We've always been friends so I went in to see what I could do. It was just an advisory thing really, seeing if I could help out a bit, but it wasn't my team and Darren Wossoll was the manager. Bondy had a look at a couple of tapes and we fought there were changes we could of made, but it's 'ard going in when there's already a manager in place you know. We asked if Joe Jordan could come in and do some work on the training ground but Darren wasn't keen. You'd have to ask him.

"I wasn't involved that much because I was focused on my work with Iran, where we had a fentastic result in the first match. Prince Ali and me go way back and I wanted to keep my word to him.

"It's 'ard in that timescale. We couldn't bring any players in. Maybe if we could of added one or two we could of done something but we've been down to the bare bones with injuries and that. I had Crouchy lined up for a loan move there in March but Stoke got a couple of injuries and Darren didn't fancy him. You'd have to ask him.

"It's a shame because they're a good club, big club, should be in the Premier League. If we'd got there maybe we could of done sumfink. I had Jermaine lined up to come down on a two year deal but obviously now he's not interested in dropping down a division because he's a top, top player.

"I said to the chairman last summer get me in let's have a pwopah go at it, there was a chance we could of got Sandro in, Mahrez, Vardy, Antonio you know. Top players, fentastic boys. But we couldn't get the deal done. You'd have to ask the chairman.

"I don't know if I'll be there next season or not, they might go a different way. It's all up in the air which is a shame because the boy Niko is all lined up to come in but I don't think they've done the deal and now he's going to Rangers. You'd have to ask the chairman."

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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 16:44 - May 17 with 7290 viewsPunteR

Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 16:42 - May 17 by Northernr

If he's forced to say anything about it all, it'll be this, almost word for word...

"Wewll it's 'ard really. They was in a bad way and the chairman gave me a call and asked if I could help. We've always been friends so I went in to see what I could do. It was just an advisory thing really, seeing if I could help out a bit, but it wasn't my team and Darren Wossoll was the manager. Bondy had a look at a couple of tapes and we fought there were changes we could of made, but it's 'ard going in when there's already a manager in place you know. We asked if Joe Jordan could come in and do some work on the training ground but Darren wasn't keen. You'd have to ask him.

"I wasn't involved that much because I was focused on my work with Iran, where we had a fentastic result in the first match. Prince Ali and me go way back and I wanted to keep my word to him.

"It's 'ard in that timescale. We couldn't bring any players in. Maybe if we could of added one or two we could of done something but we've been down to the bare bones with injuries and that. I had Crouchy lined up for a loan move there in March but Stoke got a couple of injuries and Darren didn't fancy him. You'd have to ask him.

"It's a shame because they're a good club, big club, should be in the Premier League. If we'd got there maybe we could of done sumfink. I had Jermaine lined up to come down on a two year deal but obviously now he's not interested in dropping down a division because he's a top, top player.

"I said to the chairman last summer get me in let's have a pwopah go at it, there was a chance we could of got Sandro in, Mahrez, Vardy, Antonio you know. Top players, fentastic boys. But we couldn't get the deal done. You'd have to ask the chairman.

"I don't know if I'll be there next season or not, they might go a different way. It's all up in the air which is a shame because the boy Niko is all lined up to come in but I don't think they've done the deal and now he's going to Rangers. You'd have to ask the chairman."

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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 16:48 - May 17 with 7269 viewsDWQPR

Saw the game on Saturday and it was great to see old Candle Face on the phone at the back of the stand giving advice to the coaching staff. Worked a treat, in the words of a certain Derby supporter........................facking vvanker!

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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 17:13 - May 17 with 7213 viewslave16

Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 16:48 - May 17 by DWQPR

Saw the game on Saturday and it was great to see old Candle Face on the phone at the back of the stand giving advice to the coaching staff. Worked a treat, in the words of a certain Derby supporter........................facking vvanker!


If we had a couple more players we would have made it...

I think if all harrys teams played with 13 players he still would not win a league

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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 17:30 - May 17 with 7176 viewsAshdown_Ranger

"I think too much has been made of my £20k-a-match consultancy fee. Frankly, it's not a lot for a top-top manager of my success and experience. After tax (sic), it's only enough to get half a kneecap replaced at a decent clinic.

Thing is, Steve Bruce slipped me a wedge to give the Derby boys a decent pre-match motivational talk, so I fired 'em up with the story that, if Derby DID get to the final, Bobby Zamora would come on as a sub and score a 90th minute winner.

Half the team rushed for the crapper, four lads puked on the spot, three wet themselves and the boy Keough left the changing room in tears.

I've still got it..."
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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 17:45 - May 17 with 7136 viewsDiscodroids

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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 17:56 - May 17 with 7099 viewsSimonJames

Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 16:42 - May 17 by Northernr

If he's forced to say anything about it all, it'll be this, almost word for word...

"Wewll it's 'ard really. They was in a bad way and the chairman gave me a call and asked if I could help. We've always been friends so I went in to see what I could do. It was just an advisory thing really, seeing if I could help out a bit, but it wasn't my team and Darren Wossoll was the manager. Bondy had a look at a couple of tapes and we fought there were changes we could of made, but it's 'ard going in when there's already a manager in place you know. We asked if Joe Jordan could come in and do some work on the training ground but Darren wasn't keen. You'd have to ask him.

"I wasn't involved that much because I was focused on my work with Iran, where we had a fentastic result in the first match. Prince Ali and me go way back and I wanted to keep my word to him.

"It's 'ard in that timescale. We couldn't bring any players in. Maybe if we could of added one or two we could of done something but we've been down to the bare bones with injuries and that. I had Crouchy lined up for a loan move there in March but Stoke got a couple of injuries and Darren didn't fancy him. You'd have to ask him.

"It's a shame because they're a good club, big club, should be in the Premier League. If we'd got there maybe we could of done sumfink. I had Jermaine lined up to come down on a two year deal but obviously now he's not interested in dropping down a division because he's a top, top player.

"I said to the chairman last summer get me in let's have a pwopah go at it, there was a chance we could of got Sandro in, Mahrez, Vardy, Antonio you know. Top players, fentastic boys. But we couldn't get the deal done. You'd have to ask the chairman.

"I don't know if I'll be there next season or not, they might go a different way. It's all up in the air which is a shame because the boy Niko is all lined up to come in but I don't think they've done the deal and now he's going to Rangers. You'd have to ask the chairman."

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Bet you've been seriously jonesing for a Redknapp fix?

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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 18:20 - May 17 with 7054 viewssimmo

He will be gutted he won't have a big Premier League warchest to spunk on all sorts of players that come with a complimentary cut of the transfer fee. Probably fck off somewhere else pretty sharpish.

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 18:24 - May 17 with 7044 viewsLblock

It's me knee's Jeff... I can't even stand up half the time...murder mate, absolute murder

Gutted for the owners, Theyre nice people but dey've been given some duff advice advice, y'know
But what can you do, y'know
It's sad Jeff, really sad coz it's 'ard football y'know

Treffick club, really fentastic.

Who's next? Well, y'know, I'm pwopa hoping Eddie struggles in his second season down at born muff. Be a lovely little tickle fer me that y'know.

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 18:27 - May 17 with 7027 viewsDorse

Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 18:24 - May 17 by Lblock

It's me knee's Jeff... I can't even stand up half the time...murder mate, absolute murder

Gutted for the owners, Theyre nice people but dey've been given some duff advice advice, y'know
But what can you do, y'know
It's sad Jeff, really sad coz it's 'ard football y'know

Treffick club, really fentastic.

Who's next? Well, y'know, I'm pwopa hoping Eddie struggles in his second season down at born muff. Be a lovely little tickle fer me that y'know.


'Play me off, Bondy...'


'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 18:55 - May 17 with 6987 viewsdaveB

Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 18:20 - May 17 by simmo

He will be gutted he won't have a big Premier League warchest to spunk on all sorts of players that come with a complimentary cut of the transfer fee. Probably fck off somewhere else pretty sharpish.


If they get hammered again tonight i reckon he'll be the Derby manager next season
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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 19:00 - May 17 with 6970 viewssimmo

Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 18:55 - May 17 by daveB

If they get hammered again tonight i reckon he'll be the Derby manager next season


No way. They can't sustain or repeat the spending from this season and without another £25m to slosh about on his preferred agents players, he won't bother. He's not fussed about glory, building a team, winning or losing. He's all about the wonga he can earn for himself.

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 20:25 - May 17 with 6876 viewsNorthernr

Bear with, best start drafting an alternate version.
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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 20:31 - May 17 with 6853 viewsLblock

Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 20:25 - May 17 by Northernr

Bear with, best start drafting an alternate version.


Please God no...

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 21:37 - May 17 with 6782 viewsTGRRRSSS

they was daaan to the bare bones...
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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 21:43 - May 17 with 6768 viewsLblock

Thank Gawd for that...

Hope they appoint Mr Bionic Knees the Charlatan in the summer and he spends oodles on wasters

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 21:56 - May 17 with 6743 viewsNorthernr

Start the car Bondy...
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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 22:39 - May 17 with 6479 viewsSimonJames

Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 21:43 - May 17 by Lblock

Thank Gawd for that...

Hope they appoint Mr Bionic Knees the Charlatan in the summer and he spends oodles on wasters


Lets hope they confirm his appointment before Nico signs for Rangers.

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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 22:48 - May 17 with 6454 viewsToast_R

Uh? Derby football, the future of Derby football is good.

Chairman? He loves football so he's a great man. The future is good.
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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 23:02 - May 17 with 6417 viewsTacticalR

Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 22:48 - May 17 by Toast_R

Uh? Derby football, the future of Derby football is good.

Chairman? He loves football so he's a great man. The future is good.


I'd hate to see him have his pants pulled down.

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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 02:04 - May 18 with 6277 viewsHitch

Slurp, its ard, championship football is ard. Slurp. Top club, big club, great fans. Horse starts again next week. Going well, you neva know do ya.
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Let's play 'Arry Derby Bingo on 08:48 - May 18 with 6095 viewsNortholt_Rs

"I think too much has been made of my £20k-a-match consultancy fee. Frankly, it's not a lot for a top-top manager of my success and experience. After tax (sic), it's only enough to get half a kneecap replaced at a decent clinic.

Thing is, Steve Bruce slipped me a wedge to give the Derby boys a decent pre-match motivational talk, so I fired 'em up with the story that, if Derby DID get to the final, Bobby Zamora would come on as a sub and score a 90th minute winner.

Half the team rushed for the crapper, four lads puked on the spot, three wet themselves and the boy Keough left the changing room in tears.

I've still got it..."

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[Post edited 18 May 2016 8:50]

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