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Adam Johnson 11:49 - Feb 10 with 136849 viewsPatchesOHoulihan

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35541528

Wow!!

Thought he's at least deny it for the sake of his career - obviously got him bang to rights

This is Patches O'Houlihan saying "Take care of your balls, and they'll take care of you."

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Adam Johnson on 19:22 - Feb 23 with 2808 viewsskippyjack

Adam Johnson on 17:49 - Feb 23 by londonlisa2001

But surely it's really common to take a pic of your penis on your mobile for your doctor? I imagine men do that all the time - go to the doctor, and instead of, you know, dropping your trousers, showing him or her a picture that you took in advance.

Got to feel he's terribly unlucky - he had a conversation about age of consent requiring Internet research and had to take a pic of his penis for his doctor, all at the time he was having an innocent little kiss with a 15 year old girl.


I had to show my penis to the Dr once.. my original Dr was absent.. it was a cold winters night.. i did not have a shower after a day of sweating.. it was shriveled up like a smartie.. so in the room i went, the interim Dr looked like Nicole Scherzinger.. she said get it out, started to laugh unintentionally, probing it with her latex gloves to get the blood flowing for a full standard check.. it was an appointment filled with a sense of weirdness.. it's not everyday that a beautiful Dr starts stroking your manhood while laughing.

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Adam Johnson on 19:23 - Feb 23 with 2804 viewsDarran

Adam Johnson on 19:17 - Feb 23 by monmouth

Send her a text...


I've just sent her a pic of my knob she hasn't replied yet.

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Adam Johnson on 19:25 - Feb 23 with 2796 viewsItchySphincter

Adam Johnson on 19:22 - Feb 23 by skippyjack

I had to show my penis to the Dr once.. my original Dr was absent.. it was a cold winters night.. i did not have a shower after a day of sweating.. it was shriveled up like a smartie.. so in the room i went, the interim Dr looked like Nicole Scherzinger.. she said get it out, started to laugh unintentionally, probing it with her latex gloves to get the blood flowing for a full standard check.. it was an appointment filled with a sense of weirdness.. it's not everyday that a beautiful Dr starts stroking your manhood while laughing.

True Story


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Adam Johnson on 19:25 - Feb 23 with 2787 viewsskippyjack

Adam Johnson on 19:25 - Feb 23 by ItchySphincter

In your dreams.


Don't believe it.. it happened.

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Adam Johnson on 19:27 - Feb 23 with 2781 viewsItchySphincter

Adam Johnson on 19:25 - Feb 23 by skippyjack

Don't believe it.. it happened.


No it didn't.
I had to get my knob out for the doctor once mind. Quite embarrassing, I hadn't even shaved.

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Adam Johnson on 19:27 - Feb 23 with 2757 viewsDarran

Adam Johnson on 19:27 - Feb 23 by ItchySphincter

No it didn't.
I had to get my knob out for the doctor once mind. Quite embarrassing, I hadn't even shaved.


Had he?

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Adam Johnson on 19:32 - Feb 23 with 2741 viewsHighjack

Adam Johnson on 19:27 - Feb 23 by ItchySphincter

No it didn't.
I had to get my knob out for the doctor once mind. Quite embarrassing, I hadn't even shaved.


Everyone else in the pub were laughing their heads off.

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Adam Johnson on 19:37 - Feb 23 with 2720 viewsDarran

Adam Johnson on 19:32 - Feb 23 by Highjack

Everyone else in the pub were laughing their heads off.


I went to a funeral once and back at the pub afterwards two fellas were arguing who had the biggest bollox.
Whilst they were both sitting on the bar with their kecks around their ankles and another fella kneeling on the floor with a ruler the door opened and the vicar walked in.


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Adam Johnson (n/t) on 21:25 - Feb 23 with 2623 viewsGlyn1

Adam Johnson on 19:15 - Feb 23 by Highjack

For all we know this doctor might just be a pervert pretending to be a doctor in order to gather huge pornographic libraries of premier league footballers penises.

He or she must be stopped.


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Adam Johnson on 21:57 - Feb 23 with 2573 viewskarnataka

Adam Johnson on 18:15 - Feb 23 by monmouth

I think he might be too stupid and ignorant to use stupidity and ignorance as a defence effectively.


It's called the Dunning-Kruger effect. Its full definition is quite complex and relates to lack of cognitive skills but in certain situations it approximates to being too stupid to realise how stupid you are.
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Adam Johnson on 22:28 - Feb 23 with 2521 viewsoh_tommy_tommy

Adam Johnson on 19:27 - Feb 23 by ItchySphincter

No it didn't.
I had to get my knob out for the doctor once mind. Quite embarrassing, I hadn't even shaved.


That's ok beards are all the rage these days.

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Adam Johnson on 22:38 - Feb 23 with 2505 viewsmorningstar

Adam Johnson on 22:28 - Feb 23 by oh_tommy_tommy

That's ok beards are all the rage these days.


More so if you wish too become a ginger muslim it seems.

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Adam Johnson on 11:49 - Feb 24 with 2322 viewsStarsky

Adam Johnson on 19:22 - Feb 23 by skippyjack

I had to show my penis to the Dr once.. my original Dr was absent.. it was a cold winters night.. i did not have a shower after a day of sweating.. it was shriveled up like a smartie.. so in the room i went, the interim Dr looked like Nicole Scherzinger.. she said get it out, started to laugh unintentionally, probing it with her latex gloves to get the blood flowing for a full standard check.. it was an appointment filled with a sense of weirdness.. it's not everyday that a beautiful Dr starts stroking your manhood while laughing.

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I heard about this and I know it's true.
However, you left out the bit where the doctor charged you a £30 search fee though didn't you?

It's just the internet, init.

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Adam Johnson on 13:23 - Feb 24 with 2258 viewsDafyddHuw

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/live-updates-adam-johnson-trial-7429399

Adam Johnson. No concept of moral compass whatsoever. Why his partner is still with him (and there's not enough money in the world) is really nonce-sense.
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Adam Johnson on 13:44 - Feb 24 with 2235 viewsHighjack

Adam Johnson on 13:23 - Feb 24 by DafyddHuw

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/live-updates-adam-johnson-trial-7429399

Adam Johnson. No concept of moral compass whatsoever. Why his partner is still with him (and there's not enough money in the world) is really nonce-sense.


That exhmrc weirdo is quieter by the day.

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Adam Johnson on 13:59 - Feb 24 with 2215 viewslondonlisa2001

Adam Johnson on 13:23 - Feb 24 by DafyddHuw

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/live-updates-adam-johnson-trial-7429399

Adam Johnson. No concept of moral compass whatsoever. Why his partner is still with him (and there's not enough money in the world) is really nonce-sense.


I'm not sure she is still with him. She hasn't been to court with him for over a week. Wonder if he just lied outright to her and as soon as the facts started to emerge she's changed her mind. I would certainly hope so irrespective of the verdict as his behaviour to her is just shocking.

Equally shocking by the way is the stuff coming out about Sunderland knowing all along about what happened and continuing to play him. These clubs will continue to be a disgrace unless something is ever done by the FA that they understand. In other words, points deductions (as nothing else seems to ever matter). The problem is, of course, that we would directly benefit from that this year which makes it impossible to say without it looking like I just want us to stay up. But the more I realise how much of an absolute cesspit the premier league is, with no decency left whatsoever in the great pursuit of money, the more I am not bothered if we remain part of the whole stinking mess.
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Adam Johnson on 14:01 - Feb 24 with 2208 viewsexhmrc1

This barrister's double standard's is incredible
http://r.search.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9mSs3Nwt81W61YAslhLBQx.;_ylu=X3oDMTByMnE1MzMwBGN
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Adam Johnson on 14:04 - Feb 24 with 2202 viewsDarran

Adam Johnson on 14:01 - Feb 24 by exhmrc1

This barrister's double standard's is incredible
http://r.search.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9mSs3Nwt81W61YAslhLBQx.;_ylu=X3oDMTByMnE1MzMwBGN


It's her job unfortunately.

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Adam Johnson on 14:17 - Feb 24 with 2174 viewsexhmrc1

I agree its her job to attack people but it isn't her to job to try and avoid punishment under the law for crimes she commits. As a QC and potential judge she should be acting to protect the law. The QC representing Johnson is also a crown court recorder and I cant imagine he would disgracefully act in this way. Unfortunately none of her cross examination will help change the outcome of the charges being tried. They are going to depend on whether the jury believes the girl beyond reasonable doubt. There is no concrete evidence of these alleged offences.
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Adam Johnson on 14:42 - Feb 24 with 2140 viewslondonlisa2001

Adam Johnson on 14:17 - Feb 24 by exhmrc1

I agree its her job to attack people but it isn't her to job to try and avoid punishment under the law for crimes she commits. As a QC and potential judge she should be acting to protect the law. The QC representing Johnson is also a crown court recorder and I cant imagine he would disgracefully act in this way. Unfortunately none of her cross examination will help change the outcome of the charges being tried. They are going to depend on whether the jury believes the girl beyond reasonable doubt. There is no concrete evidence of these alleged offences.


You are outraged that the prosecution brief was done for speeding yet continue to defend in every possible way a bloke that even today in court, looked at a photo of the girl in question and said 'she looks about 25' ?

Really?

Can hear the scraping noise coming from the bottom of that barrel from here.

You're right though that the jury will decide. And every second he spends on the stand makes it more likely that they will decide he's lying. His brief must be tearing his hair out at the stuff coming out of the blokes mouth.
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Adam Johnson on 14:44 - Feb 24 with 2139 viewsnantywatcher

Shakespeare got it right "Kill all the lawyers."
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Adam Johnson on 14:47 - Feb 24 with 2123 viewsItchySphincter

Adam Johnson on 14:01 - Feb 24 by exhmrc1

This barrister's double standard's is incredible
http://r.search.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9mSs3Nwt81W61YAslhLBQx.;_ylu=X3oDMTByMnE1MzMwBGN


She's not the one on trial.

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Adam Johnson on 18:52 - Feb 24 with 1986 viewsSwansNZ

Adam Johnson on 14:47 - Feb 24 by ItchySphincter

She's not the one on trial.


He’s probably finding the dirt an all the jurors and the judge, just in case the case does not go his way.

While I guess there are legal issues regarding his contract (as he had not pleaded guilty of a crime at that stage), surely Sunderland knowing it was true, should have at least suspended him from last May.

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Adam Johnson on 19:06 - Feb 24 with 1972 viewsmorningstar

Adam Johnson on 18:52 - Feb 24 by SwansNZ

He’s probably finding the dirt an all the jurors and the judge, just in case the case does not go his way.

While I guess there are legal issues regarding his contract (as he had not pleaded guilty of a crime at that stage), surely Sunderland knowing it was true, should have at least suspended him from last May.


I have too say, i do feel for Sunderland. I know i may get slaughtered for it from the overly moralistic posters among us, but if they had suspended him at the beginning of all this then contractually it would have to be on full pay until proven/admitted guilt. As we ourselves have found out, the premier league riches are not all they're cracked up to be, so that would have been a fair chunk of cash they would have to throw away for a side fighting for their top flight status. They've called it right under the circumstances.
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Adam Johnson on 19:17 - Feb 24 with 1951 viewslondonlisa2001

Adam Johnson on 19:06 - Feb 24 by morningstar

I have too say, i do feel for Sunderland. I know i may get slaughtered for it from the overly moralistic posters among us, but if they had suspended him at the beginning of all this then contractually it would have to be on full pay until proven/admitted guilt. As we ourselves have found out, the premier league riches are not all they're cracked up to be, so that would have been a fair chunk of cash they would have to throw away for a side fighting for their top flight status. They've called it right under the circumstances.
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When they announced last week that they wouldn't pursue Johnson for damages it's now pretty clear why - it's because they knew all along and therefore wouldn't win. So they have said that £1m or whatever it is is less important to them than reputation. And yet money is more important to them than the fact that one of their players had groomed an underage girl?

So their priorities are reputation > money > sex offences against an underage fan of theirs?

Apologies if I'm being overly moralistic by saying that's wrong.
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