A long long time ago We still remember the outside world and how it made us smile And we know that if we had a choice We'd stay out and still rejoice And not do this house for a while
But Myra - She's Been A Doll And Reeco was too with his LOL Leighton, well he talked some shit And Tommo always was a hit
Then there was Watkin and Willo too Hollins jumped if you said Boo But they all touched us deep inside The Day That Leon Cried So……
CHORUS
Bye-Bye It's the end of this thing Drove us to complete madness But we survived till the end We probably have been driven round the bend And now we've been forced to sing Oh we have been forced to sing
Did you read Leigh's Book of Cash And did you enjoy Jason's sausage and mash If Leighton tells you too Do you believe in Peter's offers Do you put cash in the club coffers And can you treat all Jason's wounds
Well we know that you all love Britton Even Myra made him some mittens Willo slept all day and all night Leighton he was always right
Nick was a lonely teenage broncin' buck Wanted Hollins and he to have a ruck But did he really give a f The Day That Leon Cried
We're starting singin…….
REPEAT CHORUS
For nine weeks now we've been on out own Sometimes like a dog without a bone That's not the way it used to be When Myra and Leigh were King and Queen And Leon looked like a Baked Bean And a voice that came from on the beam
Oh and while you all were looking down Reeco wore a stupid frown I looked at you, you looked at me And wondered why he wasn't ATB And while Jason walked out on his crutches Leon dreamt of Rabbit Hutches And Leighton went to touch his The Day That Leon Cried…..
We started singin…..
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Weekly tasks we did them well Don't tell Leighton his head will swell Peter's offers fading fast Buy one now and get one free Jason went and banged his knee Only cos he was kicked by Leigh
Now we reach the end of what we done Nine weeks of sitting round on bums We all have had enough And have run out of puff We didn't want to be in here But I guess we had some free beer When we've gone we'll give a cheer The Day That Leon Cried……
And we started singin…….
Oh, and just one more thing before we go Jason's gone and bust a toe I guess it's bandage time again So come on, Willo's asleep and Tommo's quick? Steve Watkin stands around like a stick Cause Reeco only has one friend
And as we watched Nick on the stage Leighton went into a terrible rage He didn't look well And maybe was under Satan's spell And as we drunk long into the night Myra's curlers gave us a fright But now we can sing with delight The Day That Leon cried…..
REPEAT CHORUS
We met a girl we called her Myra Willo claimed she made him tirer But we just smiled and turned away We went down to the room of store We'd knew that we would hear Willo snore And we all knew that Watkin wouldn't play
And in the streets the people read Every single word that we said But nothing always made sense Reeco's LOLs - is he dense? The three people you admire the most The last 3 here - they can boast The rest of us are just a ghost The Day That Leon Cried…..
And we were singin…………..
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