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West London Sport pod
at 16:46 5 Mar 2026

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Varane
at 15:52 5 Mar 2026

They even made a film about it …

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Varane
at 11:05 5 Mar 2026

Backwards probably.

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(Very Late) Friday CHOONS - Verdant Green Emerald etc.
at 16:11 4 Mar 2026

RIP Monti Rock III, aka Disco-Tex. We’ll never see the likes again etc …

https://neon.reviewjournal.com

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Next season
at 18:44 3 Mar 2026

Orange ball, shirley?

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Has the game gone?
at 18:01 3 Mar 2026

Might not even need to be able to head the ball at all in the future. It’s become increasingly clear that successive generations of footballers are succumbing to dementia so I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it’s banned at some point. How would that impact the game, I wonder? Might have to consult AI!

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Something is fundamental wrong with Rangers!
at 23:13 1 Mar 2026

It’s that Indian burial ground theory again. Could explain the state of the pitch too.

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Positive takes from the day only THREAD
at 19:43 1 Mar 2026

Is that because you had the hump, Boston? 🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪🐫🐪

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Positive takes from the day only THREAD
at 13:03 1 Mar 2026

The pigeon came through the 90 minutes relatively unscathed.

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(Very Late) Friday CHOONS - Verdant Green Emerald etc.
at 23:35 28 Feb 2026

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Film 2026; don't think we have such a thread yet
at 19:34 26 Feb 2026

Or Real Tennis!

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QPR v Liverpool - 1975 Extended Highlights
at 19:23 26 Feb 2026

Beam me back, Scotty!

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Twelve games left
at 17:30 26 Feb 2026

Do you mean to say none of that lot have piqued Hollywood’s interest yet?!

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I've not started a match thread before, but I thought f*ck it, why not? v Saints
at 20:33 24 Feb 2026

Hammy House of Horror

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Charlton crowd issues
at 16:52 24 Feb 2026

As a light-hearted aside, E17, I wonder whether your expertise in obfuscatory language extends to overturning Penalty Charge Notices (PCNs) and parking fines? There’s a few on this forum who might appreciate it!

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Most irritating and mutable commentaror
at 00:07 23 Feb 2026

Reminds me of Stuart Hall (sorry!) whose ‘thing’ was quoting Shakespeare or English Romantic poets like Percy Bysshe Shelley (‘Ozymandias, king of kings’ etc) while reporting on no-score draws between Accrington Stanley and Barrow.

[Post edited 23 Feb 2:58]

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Wot! No Randy Andy Pandy thread yet
at 18:01 22 Feb 2026

She said ‘no’, Andrew. She said ‘no’ …

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Dennis The Menace to feature on 50p Coin
at 17:45 22 Feb 2026

One of my pet hates that, people who think hoops and stripes are interchangeable. In much the same way that some people (journalists usually) refer to Ub*r minicabs as ‘taxis’.

Edit to bring post back on thread by declaring my credentials as a childhood member of the Dennis the Menace Fan Club.

[Post edited 22 Feb 17:49]

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The Tiger Who Came to Lunch Match Thread
at 14:53 21 Feb 2026

The Tiger Who Came to Lunch couldn’t adapt. Darwinism writ large, innit.

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A Hulluva Hard Game Match Thread
at 13:03 21 Feb 2026

Beat me to it, Dorse!

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